Based Catholicism Thread

Why have you not joined the true, original, most intellectually rich, most based, and most metal religion in the world yet?

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They are the anti christ

>not reading the Church Fathers
>not reading the writings of the early Church
>not studying Church history
>Only reading writers after 1800
>not understanding the Bible
>being a heretic

I have doubts about your mental capacity, but your always welcome in Christ's Holy Church when you chose to come home, bro

Pretty sure Sweden saw the pope of this religion kiss the feet of a black man.
Kinda intrigued, where do I sign up?

>Says it follows the Crist
>IT'S NOT OUTRAGE BY THE KILLING OF BABY JESUS BY NERO-PODESTA.

False Cristians all of you who is not in rage by the pizzagate operation, who managed to kill baby Jesus ,
We need to go deus vult against the ones who are killing baby Jesus , Baby tesla and baby satan.

Hmm

The Orthodox Church is the one true Church

Also, protestanism happend for a reason.
I think that people should follow the Bible alone, where in the Bible does it say that we should worship saints? Or about Idols?

Also,the Church killed about 50 mil christians, burning them at the stake, torture, etc., etc.

>most metal religion
Damn right.

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>Also, protestanism happend for a reason.
Yeah, the German Church was shitty and the nobles of the HRE used it as a power grab.

The German Church is actually still shitty desu, they're a giant tumor of Modernism and promoting faggotry.

I don't worship this thing.

The Vatican is in the shape of a Snake. When you go to listen to the Pope, you are standing literally in the distended belly of a Snake.

Satan confirmed for epic ruse master.

I apostated. No longer part of the jewtholic church.

Feels protestant man

Orthobro bumping for our Catholokibros

My Catholic high scool was pretty based

Sound terrible, man.
Sorry for you.

Good, that would be idolatry.

Huge amount of professional catholic shilling on this board. Do they believe it will keep the Nazis in line?

Sup Forums is a primarily anti-theist board. You can't redpill while believing in magic.

Good bait. Changing your game up.

>Yeah, the German Church was shitty and the nobles of the HRE used it as a power grab.
>The German Church is actually still shitty desu, they're a giant tumor of Modernism and promoting faggotry


You focus on Luther and co, but forget Wycliffe, Hus, Valdo, etc...

There were a lot of problem to fix with Christianity.

I've attended a Byzantine Catholic Church Divine Liturgy. It's absolutely heavenly, the vestments are gorgeous. I also like how you know what your getting when you go to a Divine a Liturgy. If I got to a Roman rite Church, it seems 50/50 there will be either a good Mass or guitars and hand waving.

And Schism and heresy is exactly how you don't fix it.

>go to private school all my life
>become agnostic in my late teens
>start browsing Sup Forums more this year
>become a new born again christian

thanks guys

Because little boy ass doesn't appeal to me

Is it possible to start going to Catholic Church to find a loyal and obedient wife who would be a good mother to your children and who is feminine and not a feminists? because finding that in current year seems impossible

now don't believe Catholicism and pray to Jesus

Cathos are heretics from the very beginning though.

Tell that to the Apostles and first martyrs.

Also, should you be saying that in Arabic, frenchypoo?

>from the very beginning

Well, at least you correctly identified Apostles as Catholics.

Based Poland is based

>Why have you not joined

I was born in it, molded by it.

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This is pretty much the deepest protestant thought goes

The defeat of the Spanish Armada announced the end of Western Civilisation.

The rise of protestantism gave birth to its crisis in the Faustian, post-Revolutionary age, and the Muslim conquest of Europe will be nothing but a mere final blow.

Germanism is barbarianism.

Only in the Roman world will you find purity of thought and sentiment.