longest life span in the world

> longest life span in the world
> lowest crime rate in the world
> world class food
> world class transport network
> world class electronics
> world class education
> no immigrants
> beer cost only $2
> legal sexual services
> zero sjw problems
> legally own Sup Forums

Have you bowed down to the rising sun today?

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>Filled with rice niggers
No thanks

Settle down or we'll drop a third.

Sounds great, but
>not white
too bad lol

>World class food
Eating raw fish and pretending its tasty isnt world class food.

But it actually is tasty...

>What is wagyu beef?

The cuisine is more than sushi.

I for one welcome our new Jap overlords

Hitler declared them honorary aryan. Even Finns.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honorary_Aryan

I welcome main battle tanks being replaced by gundams or other mechs.

That doesn't make them white, leaf.

I declare you an honorary nigger

>high suicide rate
>beer is the size of a thimble
>elder abuse/scams
>buddhist extortion for funerals
>abortion used as birth control
>antibiotic-resistent syphilis
>salary men forcibly break schoolgirls' hymens with their sticky fucking fingers on their commute
>fucked up teeth
>bitter koreans and chinese will kill you all one day

On the other hand, you can get hot canned coffee 24x7.

Read the other day that theres been a huge increase in tape worms in the US from people eating sushi.
They're getting revenge by making us skinnier

resist the yellow menace and eat many burger

Whereas America is just filled with niggers
With the way Europe is importing sand niggers we won't white much longer ourselves
Says the country that thinks everything should be stuffed into a pigs colon and left to fester tied to the ceiling for a year

you forgot the only thing that makes you relevant in here and doesn't put you in the same category as other souless gooks

You forgot
>demographic collapse.

>17th highest suicide rate
>average work week of 60 hours
>expected to go to after parties with co workers
>Karoshi (Death by Overwork)
>Government constantly apologizes for shit done in WWII even though a different government was in power then
>overpopulation(though you guys seem to be fixing this one)
>everything is in tiny fucking portions
You make some great shit but fix your biggest problems

There's more to Japanese than sushi..

>>overpopulation(though you guys seem to be fixing this one)
wrong
>Government constantly apologizes for shit done in WWII even though a different government was in power then
wrong
>everything is in tiny fucking portions
thats why they're not fat you lardass

It is overpopulated toothpaste
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_war_apology_statements_issued_by_Japan#2010s
Are you saying the Japanese are only skinny due to small portions and not due to exercise?
do you think it's impossible to be fat in Japan?

Been there in 2015, awesome country, but I couldn't live there long-term due to cultural differences. Will hopefully visit again.

Seven lives for my country

it is overpopulated
whats wrong is that you think demographic collapse is a "fix"

You can also drink in public. In Canada or America that will get you a fine.

Japan is amazing, but the focus on urban as opposed to rural life is cancer.

Everything's cool, most of Sup Forums probably idolizes Nippon anyway, so what kind of question is that
>beer cost only $2
What beer? Craft beer or cheap stuff?
Because that's relatively lot.

>world class electronics
>using fax machines in 平成29年

They really had nice shoes.

127 million live on that Island
It is like a Britain but 2x more people
Automation will replace the dying work force
It's not like Japanese is going to die out

If only your women actually loved you you would be set.

The only thing I hate more than niggers, jews and germans are fucking japs
you sneaky little always lying asian jews need to fucking die

Chinese are much worse imo

I love muh europa but I'm glad we didn't try anything but trade with Japan.


Love ya katsu mate.

agreed, soulless fucking pricks, some of em are alright though

Every time I read about Japanese work culture I become happy that I wasn't born there

What have the Chinese done wrong to the European man?

ALL HAIL GLORIOUS NIPPON

>Highest suicide rates in the world
>Lowest birth rates in the world

Your time is nigh.

The highest suicide rates are Greenland and Lithuania I believe

>Filled with actual niggers

Learning japanese right now and I'm not even a weeb. Japanese culture is superior to western "culture" which has been taken over by jews and destroyed by niggers. Higher standart of living, better health care and more advanced technology too.

I for one would welcome our slit eye overlords.

Probably why they are so successful

What have the Japanese done to your tiny ass irrelevant country?

>overpopulation
lol wut?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_occupation_of_the_Dutch_East_Indies
They basically had concentration camps for Dutch people

also
>irrelevant
lol

What is considered a crime over there?

You can read each week about some crazed jap who killed another one, be them either a family member, an acquaintance or some random bystander, or about someone who was driven to suicide over ijime, yet you still insist that your crime rate is low.

Anecdotes don’t accurately represent big populations. You remember those stories because they tend to be more interesting, not because they happen more often.

>crushing government debt
> stagnating society both economically and socially
>totally degenerate gender dynamics.

They are fucking lying as usual

>longest lifespan in the world
Actually no, that's Georgia you stupid ESL teacher.

>abortion used as birth control

Give me a non-religious objective reason why this is bad.

90% of Japan's land is underpopulated.

The only overpopulation is in metropolitan areas.

Are you retarded?

too bad you're still degenerate

Hows their economy doing? Remember reading somewhere that it was stagnating real hard ever since they lost their utter dominance of the tech industry

>I'm not even a weeb
Sure, Ahmed

it's a waste of taxpayer money, just ban Arabs and make it the law that every woman has to wear an IUD until she has a means of providing for her children that doesn't involve leeching off the state

>beer 0.60c/liter
wut`?

Weboo faggot...kek.

Kek

>way more likley to kill yourself due to the toxic culture than get killed in the worst ghettos of the usa

lmao drop it now!

t. chang

100% manlets

Isn't the cheap beer in Japan not actually real beer? I think it just tastes like beer. Like it's some 'malt liquor' or something.

Malt liquor is the bomb. You never drank a forty?

>Have you bowed down to the rising sun today?
I haven't, but I'm glad for you nips.

>2$ per beer cheap.
kek. no beer should cost more then 0.75c/liter evrything else is a ripoff

Not everyone is so fortunate Hans :(

>Your time is nigh
Natural selection will eventually bring the Japanese fertility rate back up in the long term, although this may take 100+ years.

Beer is a staple food where i live!

>Beer costs $2
I can buy a 40oz for 2.50.

See

>toxic
This game of spot the faggot was way too easy.

Legal sexual services? No wonder you nips aren't procreating. Not only do you have an autistic need to work 80 hour weeks, but you wank to anime and go pay a whore when that isn't good enough.

>suicide is illegal
>no guns
>drugs are banned
>conformist corporate culture
>karoshi
>women won't put out

> longest life span in the world
despite this suicide rates are highest among developed countries
> lowest crime rate in the world
all the crime is reserved for the yakuza, therefore not added to statistics
> world class food
uncoocked fish and rice / world class - pick one
> world class transport network
totally wrong, your metros are filled to the brim you travel like animals
> world class electronics
whitey invents it, you reproduce, miniaturize thats all
> no immigrants
not true, you're full of filippino nannies and niggers
> beer cost only $2
beers cost even less in nigeria, so what?
> legal sexual services
what is Thailand, what is China
> zero sjw problems
SJW's are typical to anglo countries, most of the world is clean from them
> legally own Sup Forums
not an argument

>beer cost only $2
Isn't that some bullshit stuff that is not actual beer?

>beer cost only $2
overpriced, japanese """"beer""""" is fucking garbage

most brans are this disgusting "malt beverage", in america literally only niggers drink it

go to germany or belgium, or hell, come to the states and taste some of our craft ales, you'll never let a japanese """""""beer""""""" touch your lips again

>where old rice nigger degenerates can literally buy little girl's panties from subway vending machines

I exclusively drink sake

I think you meant

>micropenile loser
>Fucks up Nianking as chinamen remind him of himself and his micropenis
>gets nuked by fat yankees
>got BTFO'd by street-shitters in the Raj
>killed themselves

>world class food
>taking seaweed and pounding it up until it's a paste then putting a raw egg on top
Choose one and only one

maybe it's good if you're a nog who doesn't know how to start a fire

I said that based on dates those incidents occur, not based on the frequency one decides to search for such information. But it's difficult to know in detail since the availability of that kind of information on that place is not big, depending on the language. You are subjected to what others decide to make available. I read those in a news site that reports some affairs of that country in Spanish and Portuguese, since it's directed to Spanish and Portuguese speakers living in Japan.

Also, who knows how many incidents are counted in relation to the number of total occurrences since they have to save face in order to keep the wa, harmony or however they call the act of keeping appearances.

$2 isn't a lot of money in first world countries.
Why wouldn't we idolize Japan? They have kawaii schoolgirls and animu.
Do you even Hatsune Miku?

If only you guys had a god tier emperor

kek

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Junko_Furuta

>a group of 4 dudes kidnapped a chick and tortured her brutally (burning with her blow torches, blinding her, cutting her) in between bounts of raping her
>by the 3rd or 4th week of continuous suffering, she was begging them to please kill her
>the harshest sentence was only 20 years in prison, and most of them got ~4 years
>because they were juveniles, their identities were concealed

seriously a country of cucks

Start sipping bourbon and you'll never drink beer again

>Slave mentality disguised as "honour"
>invented anime
>small low testo people
>accept pedophilia
>shit food
>suicides in mass
>mega cities
I could rant for ages but to you can't even handle a drink so you probably can't handle this, 2 nukes weren't enough

You mean one of the most cucked country ever.
>aging population
>men are emasculated and don't want to have sex
>cucked by other races from their own women
>
This is why you never trust the white devil

Sauce on this pic please

You take back the point about anime, swine!

nip killing a nip commie leader.
bless him

Which one though, thought about checking out the wiki on it

Inejiro Asanuma I think

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otoya_Yamaguchi

>Settle down or we'll drop a third.
NAO

nah the food is great though

>legal sexual services
wrong

Get over it fag. They took two nukes. My grandfather survived ww2 because of a jap woman. Notalljaps.

>They took two nukes
Is that supposed to be enough?