Is your penis mutilated? I like a nicely mutilated peen.
Adrian Parker
tits ....
Cooper Mitchell
>nic Just heavilly bruised from too much masturbation.
Christopher Howard
>manlet
Benjamin Smith
>my hobbies are; holding doors open for women, long walks on the beach and sunsets.
awwwwwwwwwwww....
>cunt moistening intensifies
Brandon Hughes
my balls hurt
Christopher Roberts
>5'4
poor guy
Tyler Long
Those chinks have immaculate tits
Jayden Reed
quick question my fiance is 5'3" im 5'11" will my sons be manlets?!
Jace Taylor
>his height begins with 5'
Dominic Richardson
Wait, is this your troll profile?
This seems too shit of a troll to be fake.
Blake Price
>23 >kid his first mistake right there
Colton Hernandez
Depends on how tall her father is. Unless he's 6' or taller they might be. You're nearly a manlet yourself. My dad is 6'4" and my maternal grandfather was 6'2", and I'm 6'3".
Caleb Evans
>won't say if drinks
Confirmed alcoholic
Justin Reed
>Unless he's 6' shit
Austin King
>nearly a manlet
5'10-6'1 is the ideal height. you're pushing bean-stock
Angel Long
Mine would be.
Rural red state American living in Canada. Social and fiscal conservative. Protestant. Only interested in women with light eyes who want to live a traditional life.
I live in Toronto. Think I should post it? Wanna see the hate mail it brings in? Tinder could be fun too?
Maybe I should add some stuff about feminism and social justice being abhorrent too? I could also talk about my love of hunting.
Brayden Hernandez
Damn, I wish I had the charisma to gather 16 drop dead 10/10 asian qt3.14s on a beach and have them pose for me topless.
Gavin Kelly
>her weight begins with 1
Leo Thompson
check'd
Ayden Miller
Bottom row all the way to the left. She's the one baby.
Evan Thomas
I'm 6'2", my gf is 5'4" and her dad is about 5'9". Are my future kids also cursed? She's half dutch, half Irish though, so maybe some of those recessive tulip-nigger genes might come out?
Logan Rivera
It's called a photo shoot. They were booked through an agent and paid probably very little.
Brandon Wilson
...
Cooper Richardson
Yes, I think the joke was that they were never going to do that irl for free