My parents went back to Iceland back in 2014, after living here for 38 years, after which they decided that cartoonish American politics, rampant violence, failing education, non-existent healthcare, and social degradation was never going to improve under this generation.
They've been urging me to go back with them, even though this is the only country I've ever known, and they kept finding me job offers. I told them they were silly, that America would finally figure out what the fuck they were doing at the last minute like they always do and at least sort out their current problems.
We're four days away from putting a pedophile muppet to Russia into the most important office in the world. There's literally nothing at this point that will stop it, short of more violence or more evidence of corruption. So I'm out.
It's scary to leave everything you've ever known behind, but when you look at the statistics, Iceland is probably the best country in the world. Maybe I'll actually be proud to live there.
Later faggots. Keep on doing Russia's job for them. I'm sure they'll reward you handsomely in rubles.
so your parents left america for the cuckoldry capital of the world?
(you)ll fit right in
Aaron Lopez
Gonna be so glad if faggots like you actually do leave.
Connor Sullivan
>Only 13 percent of participants in the study said it is impossible that elves exist, 19 percent found it unlikely, 37 percent said elves possibly exist, 17 percent found their existence likely and eight percent definite. Five percent did not have an opinion on the existence of elves.
do libtards even know how retarded they sound with this shit?
Angel Powell
they are smart. any country too retarded to have a sane conversation about reasonable taxes and universal health care is too stupid to survive. I blame Rupert Murdoch for poisoning American minds with his 24/7 garbage
Nolan Robinson
What if I told you... No one fucking cares.
Bye faggot
Jacob Foster
you could have universal healthcare if it wasnt for nigs andspics end of conversation
Liam Price
Enjoy the Somalians for us.
Gavin Lopez
The first thing everyone thinks when they mention cucks is niggers, and there's so few black people in Iceland that you could count them by yourself.
Enjoy all the blacks and mexicans raping your women.
Why, exactly? I work a good job, I pay taxes, I donate to charity, I have healthcare, I pay my way. I'm not a leach. I probably pay for your disability or food stamps.
The majority of America believes in an invisible omnipotent man who watches over them and grants them wishes.
Are you Russian or just stupid?
You seem to care. Kiss.
Tyler Russell
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Aaron Robinson
but why iceland, winters are long and depressing and summer is almost nonexistant. not too mention the lack of things to do and the geographical isolation
Elijah Wilson
>its scary Protip; stop being a fucking bitch ass pussy faggot
Jose Ramirez
Bless you.
We dont need faggotters posting like that
Jason Stewart
Hey man, keep Santa out of this
Julian Thomas
OP BTFO
Robert Ross
All the rest of my family is there, grandparents and cousins and all that who never came here. They're all welcoming me to come "home". I don't think it'll be too bad, I've never minded winter. Must be in my blood.
I'm not scared of anything. I mean, you wouldn't accidentally shit your pants and then just sit in them for a while, would you? No, you'd get up and wipe your ass and find some new pants.
Iceland is my new pants.
Jack Moore
Why did your family leave Iceland in the first place? I mean, why would anyone leave Iceland? I doubt there aren't enough jobs for everyone.
Luis Perez
My parents always said that America was exciting and welcoming, and tempted them so much that they decided to move when they realized they could make a decent living here.
America isn't really welcoming to migrants anymore.
John Jackson
I could kind of agree with you but why Iceland why do you have to go to the most isolated cold cold no nothing country in the world.?
We all are just on the eve of a new era and you want to bail now?
Don't get it. It would be better to fight for what we have right now
Cameron Green
>Migrants >Lived here for decades legally Do you enjoy believing in lies so much? Saying it like this means you have no knowledge whatsoever of Trump's platform, aside from however the media decided to twist his words.
Dylan Davis
Literally how did you find your way here from r.eddit?
Robert Allen
It helps being white, educated and willing to assimilate
The Modern Migrant is generally not that these days
Nathaniel Scott
Perhaps you're blind to it, but there's a lot of sentiment against anyone who wasn't born here being here, not just the illegals. They're not "real Americans", they're taking jobs from "real Americans", they're mooching from the government, etc.
I honestly don't know what the fuck happened to illicit this kind of attitude, but fuck that noise.
Bentley Scott
Later, faggot. I doubt you've been here for 38 years or you'd remember when the Berlin Wall came down. The whole world was happy, and Americans most of all. We hoped we had found new friends in the world. From all Americans, get the fuck out you fairie fucking faggot. Enjoy your rich culture of invisible fairie sex and people that all look like Bjork.
Dominic Gutierrez
Good riddance. Its clear your parents were never here to be patriots but to take advantage of our benefits. Get the fuck out and don't come back.
Nathaniel Rivera
god why are all nords (except Danes) such complete pussies?
Evan Hall
If there was ever more proof needed of the failing education system of America, it's right here.
What benefits exactly does America offer that Iceland doesn't offer in a significantly better fashion?
Dylan Nelson
>there's a lot of sentiment against anyone who wasn't born here being here
I've never ran into this before and I'm an immigrant chink living in Michigan. You're a fucking white male, what the hell are you talking about?
Kevin Torres
Get out and stay out.
Luis Adams
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Dominic Williams
I guess things are a little different in the north.
Adam Baker
No one actually cares that you or your family is leaving.
Your parents reek of over inflated self importance.
Jacob Carter
It's the illegals and the assholes that don't even want to be here. Like you.
>failing education system Because it's full of useless progressives that keep pushing guilt and social justice nonsense instead of the sciences and critical thinking. Degrees are becoming increasingly useless because of this shit, with college dangerously close to becoming more high school.
Cameron Wright
>I guess things are a little different in the north.
Then just move north then, lol. This country is massive.
Josiah Cruz
Jealous that Iceland doesn't have a murderous president and a huge drug problem?
Alexander Walker
People in denial of the real problems, people like yourself, are the cancer destroying the once great country of America.
If I'm going to uproot, it's not going to be another place in a failing nation.
Adam Butler
You do realize that the demoralization tactic will never work on Sup Forums, right? We won. We're continuing to win. We will never be tired of winning.
Daniel Collins
>murderous president We didn't vote in illary >huge drug problem Perpetrated by illegals
>real problems And you're running away from them. We couldn't even talk about some issues until Trump brought them up.
Julian Moore
>Are you Russian or just stupid? sure, I'm Russian and stupid you weak faggot you
Jayden Ortiz
>What benefits exactly does America offer that Iceland doesn't offer in a significantly better fashion? none. leave.
Matthew Collins
If you weren't illiterate you'd see that I was talking to someone from the Philippines.
It's good to acknowledge your problem, then you can better deal with it.
I'm leaving, to the best country in the world, thanks.
Jayden Myers
I'm an American expat here screwing my brains out.
You've never been to Angeles City and seen what 1000 pesos (20USD) buys for you....
Luke Watson
GOOD. Less white virtue signaling cucks is always a good thing.
Joseph Scott
its smart to leave
we are about to become Brazil
Brody Parker
Why would an American willingly go there? Even America is better than that shithole. I don't need nasty trap hookers who are known to beat up and rape men.
Gavin Sullivan
>Iceland >a literal volcano in the arctic with a tiny population >best country in the world Supremely-crafted bait or extreme delusion.
Kayden Torres
Why bring up Philippine problems in a thread where you're bitching about America? Could it be that you have no argument and just trying to spout your talking points for today? You certainly aren't here to be convinced to stay in the US.
Joshua Watson
Dear god you've never seen anything like AC
Angeles City is hooker Mecca. You're banging an 18 year old all night and the next morning for 1000 pesos (which is 20 bucks)
It's Disney World for adults. FYI, they're girls. Not guys.
Google "Angeles City girls" then click images.
These pics are NOT a lie.
I've banged my way thru about 200 Filipinas by now (im a mid 40s white guy) at 20 bucks a pop.
Pic related
Easton Price
> fucking monkeys
Nolan Powell
........you are either really stupid, or too ADHD to read anything.
Are you bragging at spending $4k on those used-up STD-riddled child sex slaves?
Juan Baker
aren't you worried about getting AIDS?
Zachary Green
And you can't tell I don't give a shit about that Philippine flag when you can never counter what anyone says without bringing up a different topic.
Landon Smith
While you sort of sound like a Leftist faggot I agree with many of the points you are making. America is fucked. The demographic shift has ruined this country. Many of the whites are mixed and it shows in how retarded even the white people have become.
Unfortunately Americans also cannot have constructive conversations, they are very much anti-intellectualism like this guy >hurr anyone disagere with me im going call them faggot pussy bitch hurr
Trump probably is in collusion with Russia. But it was either a white Christian nation or it was a brown Islamic state in Saudi Arabia with Clinton. I also think that Trump will benefit the West in the long run by dismantling NATO so that Europe can get out from underneath of America and its race mixing nigger-loving degeneracy.
Ian Harris
Look at this. You would not be able to find more typical leftist - virtue signal like a cunt, but at the first sign of trouble he runs away like a coward.
And your parents? The same garbage. Suddenly they realized that they are not americans, but icelanders, and shits on the country that welcomed them for for decades.
Utterly pathetic.
Brody Richardson
You have to go back and make Iceland great again.
Please convince them to stop accepting refugees when you do.
Kayden Phillips
Normally I would agree with you but America is completely done for.
You Europeans need to stop worshipping America for the country it was 70 years ago and start thinking about the country it is today. There are 120+ million shitskins here. They are not going anywhere.
America is the nation that is responsible for pushing race mixing propaganda and mass immigration into Europe. Stop worshipping America and focus on saving yourselves in Europe.
Sebastian Fisher
>We're four days away from putting a pedophile muppet to Russia into the most important office in the world. There's literally nothing at this point that will stop it, short of more violence or more evidence of corruption. So I'm out.
And here's where you fucked up and gave away that you're a shill. You can't tie in a "personal story" and throw in MSM talking points that have zero basis in reality.
Jeremiah Thomas
>The majority of America believes in an invisible omnipotent man who watches over them and grants them wishes. There' a big difference between that, and "we can't build this road, because of trolls."
Josiah Foster
Are you here legally?
Sebastian Perez
>I guess things are a little different in the north. Yep, if there's one thing Southerners hate, it's white people.
Justin Cox
As much as I love America, moving to some irrelevant country might be the way to go. Canada is 75% white, America is 60% white, Austrailia is 75%, and New Zealand being 69% white.
Just cuck our shit up. Can I join in with you, OP?
Jayden Cooper
America is the only nation that has gone from barbarity to decadence without civilization in between. You know this to be true.