ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMINUM

>ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMINUM
Why haven't we genocided burgers yet?

>my OC keeps being posted
Nice

Why would you genocide your greatest ally?

Because, you don't have the means to do so. It also doesn't help when you and the rest of Europe are our bitches.

you don't really mean that lad

Weeeeeeell, technically the uk does have the means to do so. Only problem is they would most certainly be wiped out too.

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Why don't we all just get along and nuke Argentina?

Gas all lobsterbacks fuck the queen

>Some britfags insist on calling a metal and corn by another retarded name
>The rest of the world is supposed to fall in line

Yeah, no. Fuck off.

Argentina, why not the somalia?

Same thing

I'd like to see you try Bonger.

Sweden and somalia are the same thing. Not argentinia.

Washington was a Bonger.

You're a Bonger

The International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry (IUPAC) agrees with us. Think about that before you roll that word off your nigger tongue.

I am indeed a Bonger.

TWELVE O' BONG

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Washington stopped being a Bonger on July 4, 1776

I actually kinda feel bad when I look at that pic.

Poor Britannia you were the chosen one!

it appears my superiority has led to controversy

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don't
the anglo deserves it

Everything in Somalia isn't worth the cost of 1 nuke.

Yea and they also say that aspirin is called 2-acetyloxy benzoic acid

I think Americans and Brits are equally retarded fucknuts. Both of you are fucking awful and always fight about who's the superior group of people.

>Both of you
>flag

edgy

>checks flag
What are you?

>K: Kalium
>Na: Natrium

Meanwhile, in the eternal anglosphere
>K: Potassium
>Na: Sodium

Get rid of these fat Americans imo

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says the nigger who lost to emus

kek

Because you don't have the power to, you sissy twat waffle.

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>ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMINUM
lol. burgers btfo
everyone looks at me weird as fuck when I say "Al-oo-min-ee-um" in science class.

How pedantic can you be?
American and British English are so similar that any difference could easily be exchanged with minimal effort.
We are far more similar than we are different, even in our language.

Probably a commie or anarchist or some other kind of teenager. They like to think they're separate from us.

>Oh blimey, he doesn't add extra syllables to words! Bloody hell, get the aluminium forks, as it is our only protection! I'm not sleeping with Princess Dianther tonight!

test

kill yourself masochist scum

>How pedantic can you be?
Murricans horribly mispronounce the word.
Its not an accent thing. Its a "Americans cant read where the letter I is" thing
Look closely at this image. It does not say Aluminum. It says Aluminium.

And he repented of it.

>colour
>u
kek

>kill yourself masochist scum
burgers be mad when you point out they pronounce shit like niggers

Fun fact: An American named Aluminum after the Greco-Roman fashion but an uneducated Britfag went "-um" shouldn't it be "-ium" and forced it upon his countrymen

But the right pronunciation will always be "Aluminum" not a made up "aluminium"

I wonder if the US has mechanisms in place to respond rapidly enough to an attack by a supposedly "firm ally" like the UK?

As in, if the UK launched against the US, could the US launch retaliatory strikes before the C&C got damaged/wiped out?

I've always got the impression the US nuclear response is more optimized for certain expected threats

Fuck off with your ahl-you-minneee-yum. And that Peetzer-gate. Say it with me "UNITED STATES OF AMERICA" not Americuurr not not Souf Afffrikkerrr or Souufff Amerikerr.

The difference in pronunciation and spelling is minor.
You can make the case that Americans are saying and spelling it incorrectly, but is that such a big deal?
The pronunciation and spelling of words cannot divide a people who are alike otherwise.

Please give me sauce. If you do, you will be spared day of the rake.

This is what you get for not committing genocide.

Never mind I found it.
>Aluminum is the American spelling and aluminium is the British spelling for this ductile, malleable silver-white metal. In 1812, its discoverer, Sir H. Davy, first called the metal alumium but then modified the word.

Basically you pedantic fucks should go find a better reason to attempt to nuke America.

>burgers be mad
>your flag

dumbass

> [He] settled on aluminum by the time he published his 1812 book Chemical Philosophy: "This substance appears to contain a peculiar metal, but as yet Aluminum has not been obtained in a perfectly free state, though alloys of it with other metalline substances have been procured sufficiently distinct to indicate the probable nature of alumina."[89] But the same year, an anonymous contributor to the Quarterly Review, a British political-literary journal, in a review of [his] book, objected to aluminum and proposed the name aluminium, "for so we shall take the liberty of writing the word, in preference to aluminum, which has a less classical sound"

Pic related faggot.

Thank you my friend.

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>calling ananas “pineapple“

JUST

How are Euros supposed to genocide us? They don't have any guns.

Also genocide is about getting a race. America is full of races.
Geno-race, family
Cide-kill
Basically you are using it wrong. You uneducated Britfuck.

Englishmen discovered the fruit for Europe
They deserve to name it in an Euro language instead of some barbarbar tongue

whats the problem here muhammed? is it the drones?

Bongs BTFO

Because your daughters are too busy getting raped by kebab eating mother fuckers.

can't believe the british royal family are cavs fans.

>Brits so far up their own asses they change words just made them sound 'prettier'

Those fuckers were just as pedantic then as they are now.

how do people even say "ananas" without cracking up?

>british english
>american english (simplified)

What did they mean by this?

>Europe in 2014: "America is so militarized! When are they going to ban guns? Please take in more immigrants. Please stay out of the Middle East, barbarians!"
>Europe in 2015: "PLEASE SAVE US FROM RUSSIA!"
>Europe in 2016: "YOU CAN'T PULL OUT OF NATO!"

Whyy do you circumcise your kids dicks and then deny being israels puppet?

This desu

>claims to be superior
>lost over 3000 lives to 5 sandniggers with a few pen knives

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>implying you would do any better

>Al - lu - minny -um

>The International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry

who?

is that the cover of call of duty 3

>*smacks lips*

Like clockwork

Why haven't you tried yet faggot? Oh yeah you don't have any guns... Or knives, or sporks, least ya got Muslims. If theres anyone being genocided its the white identity of the UK

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>still have our building intact
>clubs aren't being gunned down
>can go to a marathon without worrying about being blown up
>less than 50 deaths lost since 7/7 from terrorism

FEELS GOOD MAN

Why don't you give us some sauce like our good Canadian friend did.

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fuck off NSDAP

al-yu-min-ee-umm

adv-errt-ism-ent

>claims to be superior
>his capital city is literally run by a muslim

Alumínio

not so fast there friend

>and not a single terrorist attack yet
WATCH OUT YANKEES.. THE RED PHONE BOXES ARE COMING FOR YA NOW!

Delete this you cretin.

Why don't you come over the pond and try it bong?
Anyways, the democrats and Soros puppets are doing that already ,

We unleashed the wonders of Isis gopro in their backyards though so it's cool.

I feel like we probably have Batman-tier contingency plans to destroy our "Justice League" allies across the world, probably much more than our actual enemies.

You're one to talk, sand nigger.