What does Sup Forums think of Australia?

What does Sup Forums think of Australia?

Obviously i'm Australian and i'm curious to see what you have to say about my country.

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You're a bunch of cunts

I concur with this statement.

I think Australians are pretty cool. I feel like they are our brothers sort of like the English and Canadians

I feel like we tried to take the best of both Britain and the USA but figure it was too and gave up

Top tier shitposters and strong producer of bantz in general. Still prone to christ cuckery like most western countries however.

Bunch of cunts really.

I concur with this statement

Tell me about Aussie women. Are they rowdy?
Is Australia a desert?
Do you drink at least a gallon of water a day?
How's life?

Bunch of cunts

Aussie women are cunts

WE sued to have so much in common with Australians, but then they became pussified sometime in the 1980s.

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Absoloute flogs

They shitpost a lot, I know that

>all of these statements are true

also

you're a cunt

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Queensland is easily the most Sup Forums state of Australia

america's cool cousin

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Hey shit I live there. Drive past it everyday. And yeah were fucking full up here.

cunt

This is our national sport.

Pretty much sums the place up.

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Australians are like British southern Americans.

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Stop crossing the Tasman you inbred sheep fucking maori cunt my country is full and my thread is full.

Oh look, a cunt trying to be e-tough.

You fags can't even beat emus, dork.

think you guys are cool, the aussies i've met have been cool
you guys are our long lost brothers

Get fucked, you cunts did nothing in WWI or WW2...

dont fight with us baby brother

Did more than you cunts.

You stopped the boat people but that's useless if you don't stop letting in so many chinks

You guys are literally one of the last white countries

Also nuke Melbourne

Can't breath... many tax... much expensive... halp

cuckbourne/desertfag detected

Become more self-sufficient my brother. Grow your own fruits, vegetables, and tobacco.
Brew your own alcohol.

make your own sovereign country and claim the land inside your house

then they cant tax you :^)

Can't no land left after china bought all our farms

Get a real fruit, mate.

Dude... people grow fruits and vegetables in apartments.
You don't need acres of land to feed a family.
Are you saying there is not a single patch of dirt anywhere throughout Australia?

From what I hear its completely full

na, mate we're full up

I like Aussies, but what's up with this song? youtube.com/watch?v=_D-LmRNdQiQ

i love you shitpost people

some rowdy some conservative

Bunch of bogans

>rolf harris

>GAYFL our national sport

yeah nah fuckoff pooftah cunt

He's in prison for diddling kiddies

Huge cocks

couple of world wars will do that

Well one thing I know is they're full.

>This is our national sport.
t. a cuck

Queensland is shit tier, fucking nanny state.

What are the best beer brand in Australia ?

That makes a lot of sense. I always got a "tie things up to be raped" vibe from that songs.

Don't talk shit about our national anthem m8

>t. Blues supporter

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Crownies

Im gonna make my own decisions about you guys soon. Going to Mckay and Whitsunday Islands this year. Have a friend who lives there. What else should I visit?

If you had better gun laws, I'd like you more

t. Texan

>What else should I visit?
Don't, we're full.

My entire perception of you is based on what I've seen from Fat Pizza

I know a guy from Australia, he's Chinese though so I don't think he counts.

I always hear you guys say that you're full, but my friend moved there and just had to write a paragraph long book review on his blog every day to able to become a citizen after a year. Is that really all it takes?

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bunch of cunts and top tier shitlords
as far as the actual country, seems a lot like Kong Island

That's vile. Why do you have that image?

1. Somewhat.
2. Only the middle.
3. I drink maybe two litres a day.
4. Good.

Carlton, you realize crownys are just vb right? Not that there's anything wrong with vb.
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I wouldn't mind visiting but so many things besides the humans want to kill me AND I hear the internet isn't great.... also censored and taxed video games...

Mackay I mean

>Also nuke Melbourne
One day.

you are immediately more civilized and less faggy since you speak english. also you seem kinda badass with the outback and shit.

you seem pretty retarded desu

I drink 3 litres a day so you were close

sorry cunt's full

Did the NS movement in the 30s ever reach Australian shores?

The thought of a national socialist australian party gets my cock

>i must be blues supporter because I know how shitty Queensland really is
Ha, go back to sucking paki cock.

>Tell me about Aussie women. Are they rowdy?
have nothing to compare to so yeah I spose

>Is Australia a desert?
yeah but only where there is fuck all people

>Do you drink at least a gallon of water a day?
beer yeah, water probably 2 litres

>How's life?
alright

Straya is probably the only country I would ever visit. But I'll probably get banned when I get drunk and start a fight with a kangaroo.

you're full of dangerous animals. half of u are rangers, also pedos life there...

Your country is an island. That says it all. Island countries mean nothing

Aren't you in for a treat?

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Pic related. I live in an old house in a former new guard suburb of Sydney. One of my neighbors has swastikas on his windows.

Love yah 'till the end yah raunchy cunt

When I lived in Europe for a while I hung out almost exclusively with Aussies. I'd trade them for the average dumbfuck American in a heartbeat.

>Shit-tier laws

murrika is likely the only country i will visit since ill be beheaded on arrival in europe for not being mudscum

I view Australia the same way I view the rest of Canada; lazy, annoying, spoiled, whiney, and liberal.

Fuckin wankers.

Fuck k off threads full

Crocodile Dundee sucked all the manliness out of them to make a few movies because he was so goddamn cool

Australia, a bunch of right cunts. I wish we could neutron bomb Canada and cede the territory to Australians just so they can be our new neighbors.

Not being an island is the main reason for you being 56% Pablo

Bros and are funny as hell

Your just a bunch of convicts that was sent to australia/new zealand to kill all natives. Hope you are happy. And what a wonderfull government you have...

it's alright
as long as you swim between the designated flags and don't get your face bitten off by sharks

or don't go into the rural australia - pic related

No we are a continent. You have to share yours with leafs and beaners

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