Sup Forums, why are bavarians such squinty-eyed fucks?
Mountain air turned them into chinks?
Sup Forums, why are bavarians such squinty-eyed fucks?
Carson Hernandez
Asher Nelson
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Dylan Ramirez
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Jacob Morales
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Colton Garcia
Bavarians the mountain niggers of Germany?
Carter Jenkins
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Kevin Ramirez
Huns or other asiatic admixture.
Ryan Parker
It's called smiling.
There is an actual asian. I hope you don't mean her.
Roman actually.
Leo Cook
I have never heard this before. Tell me more.
David Stewart
>wrong pic of germans
Michael Gonzalez
>Sup Forums, why are bavarians such squinty-eyed fucks?
Why are americans only 60% white?
Aiden Wilson
>tfw 50% pure Bavarian phenotype
My other parents side does the squinty thing too though and they are Italians
Samuel Perez
You guys do realise that when you post Oktoberfest pictures vast majority of the people in them are tourists, right?
Sebastian Morgan
The guy with the flip flops lmao what a cunt
Colton King
>tfw 50% pure Bavarian phenotype
Hello Dr. Murdoch
Brandon Cooper
he's likely an American tourist
Owen Allen
>It's called smiling.
This. Something Prussians will never learn.
Luis Martin
Bavaria is best Germany
Blake Reed
The Romans conquered Germania minor.
Aaron Lee
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Cameron Turner
I'm Serbian, I have no interest in Europe other than laughing at your inevitable demise. Meanwhile I'll be some distant American farmland by then
MURRICA
gud1
Henry Turner
>QuintessentiallyGerman.png
Isaac Lopez
Ah ok, so Romans are asians then. I understand
Logan Ortiz
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Aiden Johnson
asian imports
Jaxson Gutierrez
top kek nice denial kraut
the reason for the slanted eye is because of TURK genes in them
Jason Cruz
>You guys do realise that when you post Oktoberfest pictures vast majority of the people in them are tourists, right?
Speaking of Octoberfest, it's the most overblown piece of shit ever. I was in Hamburg last October and nothing at all was happening. Maybe it would work better if they reduced it to a one or two day event, like we do in america with the 4th of july.
Brody White
turks are cucked by the asians.
Anthony Rivera
Wait
I have similar eye shape
I trought ,I am a swab from Frankland and not Bavaria
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Brody Perry
Bavarians don't really have slanty eyes.
Ethan Carter
well, you get cucked eventually when you live as nomads for a long time
Cooper Taylor
>no bavarian gf
just kill me now
Jace Edwards
Where the rest are his fucking socks? The middle is missing
Angel Perez
Slavs Genes.
When the Ruskies invaded German in WW2 they spread this lovely genes to all german woman of all ages.
Oliver Rivera
And yet, OP would sell his mother to jihadi rapists to be called one of them...
Jaxson Martinez
pic related
>Ruskies
>in Bavaria
Nathaniel Gomez
>mountain niggers of germany
that would be the austrians
Jose Rivera
what the hell is wrong with his socks? where is the middle part?
Jayden Gray
Why were you in Hamburg for the Oktoberfest?
Jose Martin
My ancestors came from Bavaria, we all squint our eyes when we smile, dark hair, dark eyes. Little bit of jew also.
Josiah Carter
It's called smiling Juan
Gabriel Thomas
Hun genetics
Cooper Gomez
I was there on business, but was very enthusiastic based on the reputation Octoberfest has here in america.
I probably should have taken the bus to Berlin, but hey. Life goes on.
Grayson Adams
Do you only have enough intelligence to produce one sentence at a time?
These answers are getting silly by you now
Jayden Lewis
blank round
Jaxon Clark
Yes, eyes are an area that make you loose water a lot. Also, the high uv radiation can cause snow blindness unless you can efficiently reduce the surface area. In the dry, cold and windy environment, small eyes that close fast are an advantage.
I have small slit eyes too.
Elijah Cooper
Hamburg is a shithole and is never worth visiting at any time of the year.
Asher Torres
>mfw
Grayson Wood
t. mongol rape baby
Jaxson Bennett
What do you wan't me to write? There are no asian genes here at all, but Roman settlers where one of the founding groups of the Baiuvarii. The only exeption is the north east which has Slavic admixture, which you might consider asian.
Noah Hill
you are aware that franconia lies in bavaria
Elijah Scott
Bavarians (Bajorisch People) come from Bajor.
Adrian Bennett
sad
this
Here's a little tip for those planning to visit:
If anyone of you actually wanted to enjoy the culture of beer festivals you should rather visit smaller ones in Bavaria. Here literally even the smallest town (like it has 20 houses and 1 little church - fine thats enough for having a festival) has something called kerwa - a small traditional festival done by youth clubs of the church
You will have a much better time while spending 1/10 of your money. Fun beginns when kerwa saison starts (meaning every weekend for the next 4 months you could go to 4 different kerwas as there are so many small towns)
Like a circle 50km around nuremberg will contain like 5000 festivals.
Literally no one with their brain intact visits octoberfest here (business related visits excluded ofc)
see my comment above - go visit rural area's in franconia/bavaria. Never go to those "hyped" festivals unless you have to show your business partners you got the connections (or impress pussy how much money you have etc.)
east-austria to be precise
>I probably should have taken the bus to Berlin
this would have been way worse than octoberfest. Berlin is a text-book example how subversion can destroy the enemy.
pic goddamn related
Josiah Ramirez
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