Why are Australians such awful shitposters?

Why are Australians such awful shitposters?

What is wrong with them? Honest question.

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it's cultural

Says the Canadian. Australia is our greatest ally and best shitposter.

We have to vent our frustrations somewhere

canadians are the awful ones

and they could never tear us apart
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>literally universal shitposting champions
>leaf can't take the bantz
>cries to Sup Forums about how we hurt his feelies
Will leaf ever change?

I immediately knew it was going to be a Canada thread. Stop being so jealous of us. If your shitposts were funny Sup Forums would like you as much as us.

Improve yourself.

THEY GOT INFECTED BY CHINKS
SAME SHIT WITH LEAFS

SINK
THE
CHINKKS

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I wipe my ass with leaves.

Viet's reply to white genocide?

This

2017 shall be a fun year.

A song dedicated to all you (((Leafs)))
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Look who's talking maple syrup sucking fag

this tb h. last three places i've rent the landlords were chinese and the real estates were operated by chinese

We are terrible, also very full... you shouldn't come here.
Full!

At least ours are sometimes funny you stupid mountie

stop living in the major cities

I always look foward to the dry Oz humour (long live sledging)

I actually worry about that. Our major cities are lost. What's to stop the rot from spreading outwards?

Fucking french speaking, shit excuse for an English colony. Nuff said, faggot. Literally sleeping with the enemy.

They might be sleeping with emus, because you can fuck animals there,

We all agree the emu is the bane of the anglosphere

Fuck, man, I was having a good day.

Rwds

It is spreading. The town I grew up in was I'm guessing 95% white until the last 8 years or so. Chinese came, then Indians in bigger numbers and now Arabs and even Africans.

If you can't handle the bantz, get out of the Commonwealth

You a farmer mate? What do you have against emus? The war against them was a mistake.

even Africans?

Shits fucked mate, burn it down

Immigration and open borders in all European founded countries, its subtle and subversive genocide. And even Europe can't do anything about it. Open the borders for Israel and let the cunts that started this shit have the same scourge they push on us.

We will just keep leaving the cities further and further behind and building as we go. They will move in like the carrion they are and feast on our remains.

It's happening all over the world. I hate knowing this and I hate knowing that we have our hands tied by those meant to look after the well-being of our country.

Some people put there hands up there bums.

fuel for the fire buddy, fuel for the fire.

kek
Classic British wit

See leafs are trolls not shitposters. We don't even attempt auzi level bants.

It'll reach boiling point though, it already is in some ways with the whole world swinging towards the right at the moment. There's only so much the average folks can take before they get angry, and it'll be Cronulla all over again, except nation wide.

> Canadian

You're a privileged white-male, goy. Even when you become a minority, you will still demonized in the media until the Indians are pooing up the streets in a curry fueled diarrheac cry claiming Toilets are abominable slave machines.

Your wife's son is late for soccer practice, Pierre.

Thank fuck for Kevin Rudd and his policy of stopping the boats

Don't you have an oven to pretend to dodge?

I-I'm not Jewish though.

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OY VEY

Are leafs the most masterful shitposters that history has ever known?

>shitposting is about dividing, derailing, triggering, trolling, causing butthurt
>the very presence of leafposting causes willytwisting on the next level
>the very presence of kangarooposting just makes people laugh

I sincerely hope this is the case, but I fear by then it will be too late. We've lost the coast of our westernmost province already without a single shit being fired.

Digits prove my point, leafs always get the best gets.

>Canada

I could try and think of something witty but your country is already a joke.

baka

If you, NZ or and Western European country were to flip out, I would help. No joke, hands down, I would be on the first flight.

Leafposting is essentially people being butthuert and uninformative at the same time, whereas rooposting is calling other nations out on stereotypes they fulfill.

Essentially, Canadians should be raped by meese

>pic related

It'll never happen here. We're ultrapussified.

We send all the plain bad posters out to sea with a pack of VB and a clip on koala. Fuck if I know how they all end up in Canada.

Guys, serious question: I have a Turkish Australian girl I recently started dating and when we were getting intimate and ready to have sex she stopped me and told me she couldn't. I figured she was changing her mind or prepping me up for some speech about waiting for the perfect time but she told me I "[could ] go in the other whole but not the main one".

This lead to a bit of back and forth before it sank in that she was saying if I wanted sex I had to fuck her in the ass, which I did. Was pretty good but she has really great looking pussy and I would have rather be inside that and after three sexual encounters she's still making me fuck her up the ass and will not let me in her pussy. Touching is seemingly okay but try anything else she braces up. grabs me or starts chiding me.

What the fuck? Why? google just gives me porn. Why won't she let me fuck her properly. Do you think it's because I'm white or is it something else?

it's because the aussies on Sup Forums are part-abbo and believe in the memetime

Saving her virginity for the man she wants to marry. Protip: it's not you.

Saving her "virginity" or something?

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Why would you fuck a roach,how to you get your dick in

In reality it's because she has traditional family values and isn't a whore

These are good posts. Quality Aussie bantz. Everything else is boring north america tier memespouting.

>In reality it's because she has traditional family values and isn't a whore
>Get's an infidel to fuck her up the shit hole
Or she's just a T*rk

>Turk
>traditional family values
>takes it up the ass
Story checks out

Aussies make vastly superior shitposts.
It's like the difference between high school and college.

It always feels good having my cock sucked by countries I often forget about.

Cheers

Because of pic related
Btw how's it up there? Got a buddy up in Edmonton and heard it's been uber cold lately

She's big on marriage but I think you're wrong on the last bit. Her mother loves me, father has said about three words but I think he hates me.

Second person to suggest it. Not really virginity though, is it? Bit dumb.

She's hot as fuck and I like being around her.

> traditional family values and isn't a whore

Okay, but she's making me fuck her up the ass. Doesn't really make sense.

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>MFW Im the Landlord and rent to Chinese...

Have you asked her if she's a virgin?

Because they think that they are funny. And stupid burgers love to suck their chink penis.

>hahahaha top bantz aussie hahahaha anglosphere

Tl;dr burgers are Aussie-boot lickers

No, but she's 22. How many 22 year old girls who are still virgins do you know of?

Thanks based Foreman Grill
Toss a nuke up north and wipe the Leaf out will ya

truly the most powerful alliance

How many 22 year old girls prefer to take it up the ass?

> says Australia is shitposting
> is a fucking leaf
Top lel

Probably more than there are virgins.

Well next time she tells you to fuck her in the ass, ask what the deal is with that. You're already fucking her in the ass can't be THAT awkward.

A FUCKIN COMMIE STAR!

You might be right. Yikes. Oh well, plug that brown asshole good for me m8

Serious question are you sydney based? My ex is turkish and I rekt every hole she had, but she wound up loving anal.

Cuckbourne.

Might of been on her rags mate

3 times in two weeks?

Cows with guns!

Feminists don't like guns

In that case what's with turkish girls and anal obsession?

No idea. If someone else can shed light on this I'd be very, very interested.

This is genius.

I only started shitposting because everyone was accusing us of shitposting. It's a self fulfilling shitposting prophecy.

>Says the leaf
Atleast Australian shitposts will give you a good chuckle from time to time

Leaf shitposting is the worst. The absulute worst.

It's not funny. It's not entertaining. Its not memorable. it just fucking clangs and clangs

>find out if her dad actually hates you
>if he does, hit sloot up for pussy pounding
>if she says no, tell her old man you've fucked her arse raw
>break up with her
>find hotter chick that wants it in all holes
>????????
>PROFIT

Enjoy the RL shitposting, famalamadingdong

The cunts took away our guns, so we have to shoot people with words, instead.

Maybe they'll be triggered enough to use the weapons on themselves then

What a stupid thing to say. I'm embarrassed on your behafl

You know, many of us have to get our partners heavily drunk before they agree to take it up the bum.

>Getting roach shit on your dick.

What a gay cunt.

Fuck up, cunt!

>he has a leaf on his flag