I'm burning out Sup Forums. I spend all my work breaks on Sup Forums and twitter...

I'm burning out Sup Forums. I spend all my work breaks on Sup Forums and twitter, I come home with chores to do but every night I just browse Sup Forums and twitter and other shit. When I do get something done I get the urge to come back every so often. Maybe I'm missing a happening. Maybe that faggot replied from my BTFO. There's always an excuse. Goes forever until I only have 5 hours left before work. I call it election fatigue. I feel like it would be easier if all the hysteria around the election ever dies down. But before 2016 I still was an internet addict.

I got on Doodle or Die when I'm not on Sup Forums.

I generally spend my whole day playing TF2, now I just shitpost on a mongolian polito-theocratic cooking forum 24/7.

Thanks but what i need is to get off the internet and focus on my life. I've seen many posters saying they took 1 week or 1 month breaks but I cringe at all the shit I'm gonna miss out on. I want to participate in the meme wars too but at this rate I never get around to it anyway because I'm just browsing and shitposting all day without any control.

i used to watch porn. now i watch happenings.

start pony posting or spamming off-topic shit, getting banned for 3 days or so is a good way to get a break, even I resort to it sometimes

i don't want to be that degenerate. But i like the out of the box thinking

>i don't want to be that degenerate
Doesn't have to be senpai, just post a few ponies( doesn't have to be porn). When you get banned you won't be able to partake in discussions, so naturally you will start browsing here less, just as much as to keep up with recent stuff. I personally like it when I keep track on how many days/hours/mins I have before it wears off, makes me want to do stuff to pass the time. Sorta, like waiting for christmass to open up presents.

You are doing it wrong burger.

De-degenerate youself, lose weight, toughen up and train for war.

Mental and physical.

You know it is coming. That's why you are here.

>De-degenerate youself, lose weight, toughen up and train for war.

Mental and physical.
Yes i want to do that. But every step of the way I am pulled back to wasting time on here. skinnyfat btw not fat.

The mental training is to be able to browse the whole catalog in a max. of 10mins, instantly identifying all slide, LARP and shit threads without even opening them, then looking through the remaining ones for topics already covered in the past and excluding them from your read-list, and then finally reading the 1-2 threads that have relevant / new information in them in another 10-20minutes.

I've optimized it in a way where I do this 2-3 times a day and never miss anything.

I have the exact same problem.

So behind at work and at home (married + kids)

I work 3 jobs and I'm constantly on Sup Forums at all of them. When I'm home, all I do is clean the house and browse Sup Forums, can't even game anymore, it's impossible

I must see 2017 unfold in realtime; I need happenings

Spread the pickles mate, let the shit posting flow through you

Just take any that might..... PICKLE your fancy

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Guys, you really need to stop using this mongolian sheperding board as a replacement for a japanese animu fucking MMO.

>I must see 2017 unfold in realtime; I need happenings
Yes it's this. Even when there's nothing, my brain is so used to "checking" something that I'll think of something else to check. Youtube, email, old blogs, kikebook etc. I'll even start browsing random infinitichan boards if I have to. the overrated show portlandia called this a technology loop.

>Mental and physical.
>Yes i want to do that.
Me too AmeriBrah. My first day going full NoPol was a few weeks ago. Late in the day I started seeing headlines "Sup Forums did a doo doo" and was like "WTF is pol doing now?"

If you want to get into some physical fitness stuff, check out:
Dan John
Pavel Tatsoine (sp?)
Stewart Smith

I started doing Pavel's Push-up Challenge (10 push-ups every hour for two weeks); it broke up my computer time and started getting me solid. Got a couple of kettlebells off Craigslist and went from there.
You can do it.

You are correct, good and kind sir.

I'm pretty sure I'll fuck off to IRL matters when I see Trump successfully inaugurated. Kinda nervous (about fake news/controversies, not him getting hurt)

That's smart, but I want to get to a point where I don't have the desire to not miss anything, so I won't need to do any browsing.

just get it over with and kill yourself now

i prefer this to death tho.

I joined forums for the first time in 2003 as a 10-year old. I remember exactly what you're speaking of. but I got over this forum obsession by 2005. you should start to feel hedonic adaptation towards Sup Forums within maybe a year or two

That's the bluepill. You can't take that anymore.

Even if Sup Forums would be down tomorrow you would search the web for happenings regardless.

The redpill is irreversibel. You can just learn to cope with it.

that's called being dead

You're an addict. Find a new addiction.

>"checking" something

Yep, same (checking YouTube, email, etc)

Feel the same way bro. Probably need to make a change.
The habbenings will do whether I witness in real time or not, but there's something so nice and comfy about sharing it with yall.

I've felt this sense of urgency, like it will be worse if I'm not witnessing it. And I have so many ideas for memes to help with the war. But I never get around to even that, meanwhile time passes by and I've done nothing but waste it. Definitely need to change somehow.

>You're an addict. Find a new addiction.
Yes I am. I wish trad lifestyle could be an addiciton.

I joined a different forum in 2006 at 16. Hasn't changed only getting worse.

oh and I'm about to go to bed with 3 hours of sleep remaining before work, this is the third time this week. I wish I could be like Trump and only need like 4 hours, but it's not enough. Yet I still do it.

Sup Forums is unique. I joined GameFAQs for my first lol

As long as you're working its not a big deal. If you were a NEET that spent all day browsing pol then yeah you need to get your shit together.