Who are your country's five greatest allies?

Ours are France, The Netherlands, Spain, Australia and Israel.

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West argentina, east argentina, south east lil argentina, north argentina and east european argentina

Thailand, United States, South Korea, Canada, and Australia.

1. army
2. navy
3. air force
4. VDV
5. nuclear forces

trustno1

only Japan

Perfidious Albion

Everybody is our ally.

Croatia is our only ally.

Israel is a parasite, not an ally.

STRAYA

The Netherlands? What?
Since when?
Because back in the day our faggot of a premier decided to join on Afghanistan and Iraq?

You gave us monetary and moral support in the Revolutionary War.

>Hungary
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I guess there is that, wouldnt say we are in your top 5 allies though.

>estonia
>estonia
>estonia
>estonia

Burgerland
Poland
...

you sured payed us well for this alliance....

>Germany
>Belgium
>Brits
>Americans
>Canadians

E T E R N A L
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>Estonia
>Lithuania
>USA (We helped you in iraq war and are ready to help if needed)
>UK (Helped us litle bit in independance war)
>Germany (Helped them in ww2 and where there allies for 700 years)

This guy gets it.

amm france and UK???
Realy polak?They entered a war with germany for you.

1. Poland
no one else really

polish-hungarian friendship transcendences time, space and memes so its far above anything else

Austria?

>Israel

Prove it.

Yeah i understand but ,qestion was your 5 allies not 1.

Western betrayal.

I understand, it was a shitty thing to do.

as long as the uk and usa and the commonwealth are allies we dont need no one else

IKR if not for polaks ww2 wouldnt happen ,UK wouldnt lose its colonies so wount france and Europe still would be dominating power in Europe.

Iceland.

The only true brothers Latvians

>VDV

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Dominating power in world sory.

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>Were their* allies

You guys got sold out too.

Israel is more like a colony that controls you.

Parasite.

5. Georgia
4. United States
3. Lithuania
2. Latvia
1. Suomi :DDD

>VDV

lol i thought that was a music group, not a real government agency

Didn't we literally go to war with Spain over the Cubans and flips? I wouldn't say they are our Ally

And Israel is just bait.

North argentina is our greatest enemy

>Israel
>Israel
>Israel
>Israel
>Israel

Learn to history retard
Our support was vital to the victory

we dont need friends, only your money

That's a terrible fucking list....

>UK
>Japan
>France
>Worst Korea
>Australia or germany

kek they literally betrayed the poles

Respectfully disagree. Based on my advanced degree in shitposting on a Laotian origami board, I'd say it would be these, in the order of:

1. UK
2. Israel
3. Japan
4. Australia
5. Germany

Honorable mentions (in no particular order):
>France
>Latvia
>Poland
>Canada
>Netherlands

>Hatred
>Vengeance
>MUH
>TRI
>MORETA

What are your country's greatest allies?

That's airborne troops lol
They're quite real though

>Dont know this
>LEARN HISTORY RETARD
Kalm autie

The UK is probably our number 2 ally behind Canada, even though we say they are number 1.

O-oh kk

1.Hungary
the only one country that like us and we like them
brofist xD

Mexico

I know,but unlike poland we actualy stayed in CCCP until in cracked down thanks to god.

In no particular order:
>America
>Australia
>New Zealand
>Portugal
>Canada

Close after those would probably be most of Western Europe and the commonwealth.

>spain
>our ally
>we betrayed them in 1898 and destroyed their last reminiscence of empire
>our ally

I would help saving a rat's life before the one of an american traitor.


Now, our ''greatest'' allies have changed a lot from the past, but nowadays I will go with italy and portugal, the other 3 could be almost any european/latin american country.

If I had to personally choose 5 countries, they would be: portugal, italy, greece, argentina and mexico.

1. U.S
2. U.K
3. Germany
4. France
5. All the other former British colonies.

we don't have one because we're not cucks. we can easily btf of any country if it's one on one. we also have nukes. i'd like to see any one of you try something with us.

List of countries that haven't tried to fuck us over who have ever helped us:
>Morocco
>Pre-Commie Russia
>Straya
>South Korea
>???

Morocco? Huh, could you elaborate?

>Pre-Commie Russia
>supported japs in russian-japanese war

Hum I would say in no particular order those ones :
-Germany
-Poland
-Saudi Arabia (not even joking)
-Italy
-Spain

Even though they're not really allies right now, I have to give a special mention for Japan and the Russian Empire because we had some influences on each other.

Also USA is not one of our greatest allies right now because of what happened during the Iraq war. But if Le Pen is elected (and she will be), I hope that we will end our relationship with Germany and Saudi Arabia and USA will become our new best friend.

>australia
>portugal
>usa
>france
thats about it

Everyone who support mah crusade.

the aliens fritz

are we only your allies because we haven't invaded you...yet?

>tfw when germany has no allies because everyone hates us :(

why even live

what about austria

>what about austria

Literally who?

>No allies

>germany has no allies
Russia? Ukraine? Turkey? Italy? Austria?

Portugal
Uh
Belgium, sometimes.

Gib more Leopards
Also most Dutch people like Germans

WHy are u happy?

BFFs Russia
lmao
>Ukraine
r u serious
>Turkey
They are our owners, not allies
>Austria
no srsly this meme has to die
OH HOW COULD I FORGET YOU
Let's make Europe great again, shall we?

were there lots of latvian nazis

>Also most Dutch people like Germans
not for long, opinions of Germany are starting to change because merkel

Russia's only two allies: The army and the navy

>Norway

And that's about it.

We also kind of forced the Norwegians....so......yeaaa

because a dumb tsar said so? Those allies didn't want to protect the tsar even from the bolsheviks, the navy has even rebelled in Cronstadt

This

>1917
>fug. jpg

Estonia, norway, germany.
Thats pretty much it, i guess denmark is alright aswell

what about sweden

What is this list bruh.

>United Kingdom
>Canada
>South Korea
>Japan
>France

In no particular order. A list of unquestionable loyalty when push comes to shove.

Israel is not our greatest ally, those Jews have actively murdered our service men in an attempt to Jew us into joining their ear against Egypt. They receive more aid than ANY country from us.

Real list of USA's allies (I define ally as a country I think would genuinely come to our aid if some 3rd party managed to push us to the brink of surrender in a war. Not some fair weather faggot country).

Japan, South Korea, UK, France(this one is maybe).

Potential ally- Russia.

I don't trust any other country as far as I could throw them.

Yes.

But we have no better allies.
And everything what you said was in Civil War period. not count

I wouldn't be so sure about french loyalty though. You know, they have no friends but interests.

Pretty sure the Netherlands would be in there right?

I thought we were axis bros, senpai.

England honestly used Poland as a pawn to lure Germany into a war. This was proven at the end of the war when they let Stalin keep them, and denied polish pilots that fought protecting the UK any form of recognition. The UK were massive counts during WW2, those faggots even fired on French ships in an attempt to murder their allies after France fell.

>South Korea
>Japan
top kek

Israel, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Israel, and Israel

Haha, nice one. Made me laugh

>Portugal
>Australia
>New Zealand
>Canada
>Netherlands

I really can't think of anyone else than Hungary. And we're not even neighbours.