A Nord walks up to you and says

"This land is rightful Nord clay, Imperial."

What do you do?

>F5
>kill
>F9
>sage

You took this land from the snow elves, now we're taking it from you nords. Only the mighty deserve the land.

>This land is rightful Nord clay, Imperial
well, is it?

Snow elves turned into snowniggers

Since when am I an imperial?

stop playing a piece of shit game

>sexlab defeat
>rape

Fus Ro Dah him because I'm a fucking Dragonborn and I can do what ever the fuck I want.

Then install sexlabs and rape him to death.

I play a better game you dirty n'wah

viking ISIS deserves nothing less than gas chambers

>Set him on Fire

> Creatures pack installed
> Random wolf passing by
> Joins and makes it a threesome
> W R O N G animation, since dev didn't put checks in place to determine which character should be a bottom, in case of threesome defeat_rape

>rightful nord clay

Don't you mean rightful Falmer clay?

>Falmer? Hah! We slew all those milkdrinkers!
>WTF WHY ARE THE IMPERIALS KILLING ALL OUR PEOPLE! THEY'RE OPPRESSING US AND TRYING TO TAKE OUR LAND!

I'd report him to get him fired from his job and lose all his friends on facebook.

Markarth is the comfiest city, debate me

>mfw this sort of thing has almost happened to me
Was playing a high elf loli, surrendered immediately, wolf joined in. Not sure which one activated BeeingFemale

The Falmer were actually once snow elves.
YFW thats whats gonna happen to white people.

None of the cities are comfy in Skyrim

>daedric shrine in city
>crazy forsworn cultists
>magical steampunk killing machines waiting inside the mountain for an excuse to murder you
None of that is comfy

I hope the next elder scrolls world has a miscegenation issue.

Also someone should edit this pic to be a stormcloak saying "many dead humans"

>deadra shit in every city
>implying forsworn scum won't get genocided
>more implications

"This land would be Elf clay if it weren't for us pulling your weight for you, barbarian."

Such politics.

THE BEDS ARE MADE OF STONE

>High humidity
>large crime rate due to Forsworn
>filthy Orcs/Dark ekves everywhere

Liberal paradise

It wasn't their fault.

Would be neat if the next Elder Scrolls had the Empire completely collapsed and Tamriel in a post-Roman medieval age

It has the comfiest house.

Windhelm is comfiest city.

If the Empire completely collapsed then Tamriel would be ruled by the Aldmeri Dominion who would genocide all the lesser races (not Altmer and to an extent, Bosmer)

Offer to take care of that Sea Raider problem for that sweet 2000 denar bounty.

>high elf loli
Anime loli or Yousickbastard loli?

I get off nord clay

Falkreath and pic related are way comfier

Question to everybody defending Imperials: Why does it matter who the Thalmor "control" when you, as Dragonborn, can single handedly kill every non Nord and make Skyrim a White paradise?

This or Riften

Wrong game

what's the difference?

I just made a young looking elf and used setscale...

Wasn't a fan of that piece of of lore tbqh. I play video-games to escape Jews fucking the world over

>grab your axe cuck we have dunmer rapefugees to kill

fug

You can't escape Jews even in TES senpai. All goyim aka RACES OF MEN and DISGUSTING BEASTS and HALF-BREEDS will be erased as the chosen people of Alinor ascend.

like i care what some filthy snow nigger thinks
once i bulldoze your wooden hut ill make some more badass elven shrines and shit

>Why does it matter who the Thalmor "control" when you, as Dragonborn, can single handedly kill every non Nord and make Skyrim a White paradise?
Can't be in multiple places at once

Fuck off asshole, I'm already working for King Ragnar.

>implying the empire isnt law.
>implying the law isnt sacred.

is that kunlai summit?

C O M F Y
O
M
F
Y

Hello my nord friend, skyrim belong to us right ?

what legion should I join?

>WoW after WoTLK

oy vey i dont like to get involved with skyrims politics

RARE

>You can't say that to me. We Dunmer were invited here by Ulfric, you have to be polite.
>we flee from Morrowind only to be given shitty cabbages and stale sweet rolls. We deserve BETTER
>Ficki Footy, gibsme Nord booty.

Wonder what the fuck I'm doing playing this garbage and go back to playing wurm instead.

Stop playing Skyrim.

Khajeet has wares, if you have coin

Fuck off to Swadia Butterlicker

What in Ragnar’s name did you just fucking say about me, you little Swadian? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Sargoth Axe Throwing Academy. I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Swadian land and I have over 300 confirmed rapes. I am trained in pillaging and I am the top axe thrower in the king’s shieldwall. You are nothing to me but just another peasant. I will murder you with savagery the likes of which has never been seen before on Calradia, mark my fucking runes. You think you can get away with saying shit like that to me over the internet? Think again, Swadian. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Huscarls across Calradia and your fiefs are being scouted right now so you’d better prepare for the storm, peasant. The storm that wipes out your pathetic little thing your call your kingdom. You’re fucking dead, horse-user. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700 hundred ways and that’s just with my beard. Not only am I extensively trained in facial combat, but I have access to the entire Nord armory and I will use it to it’s full extent to wipe your miserable arse off of Calradia, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you. Maybe you would have held your fucking tongue, but you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot! I will shit throwing weapons all over you and you will drown in them. You are fucking dead, kiddo. I will drink from your skull!

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Why, Nord? Have nigs and mudslims already kicked you out of your own homeland?

>ywn enter the college of winter hold for the first time again

>you will never sniff Almalexia's divine farts

This guy gets it

I mine his clay to build a shitty house, and get gay married and adopt kids

who should I join, imperials or stormcloaks?

>loli mods
I thought my country was already shameful. You made it worse

Sky's rim is for the Nords

Rape him into submission for the glory of Thalmor.

See

loli is pure

>wanting to support the stormcloaks who's very existence is to weaken the Empire so the Elves can take over

Ive seen a chart with a racial breakdown of skyrim, which is something like 42% Nord

>oblivon nah
Wtf i hate varg now!

Join him, fuck Imperial multikulti cucks.

Imperial

Absolute fucking scum. I dont care how it was made, the fact you cant just download futa dick mods and live out transgender khajit stealth archer fanatasy like the rest of us

AYO WHERE DA NORDIC WOMENZ AT

Imperials

THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS!

why? I thought Sup Forums told me they were niggers of skyrim

Khajiit has wares to sell if you have the coin.

Oblivion was pretty bad, one of the major contributors to the dumbing down of WRPGs.

Nords>Sload>Dunmer>Argonians>Khajiit>Orcs>Bosmer>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bretons>Redguards>Altmer>Imperials

Install some mods, fap, and then close the game.

Y'know, this thread makes me question my political opinions.
I am generally anti immigration, anti globalist and wish only the best for my country and my people.
But in Skyrim i am with the Empire, and Stormcloaks are just feeble rebels
What kind of fucking hypocrite am I

Well it fucking stinks

I'd like to hear his opinion or Arcanum. Should be right up his alley.

Slap his girlfriend's ass.

>Imperial

>tfw havent played skyrim in a year
I accidentally my NMM trying to patch for dragon age inquisition. All my mods borked and it's simply too much effort to reinstall and re set up everything.
All the porn mods kinda just made it a 10 min fap then exit.

Oblivion was fucking great
most memorable game of them all when it comes to gameplay experience
Morrowind had the best rpg elements and detailed quests though

This. Oblivion was written for morons, by morons.

Too bad, it could have been good.

underrated

As an Englishman, the same thing I do whenever an uppity native starts trying to spread dissent in the colonies.

I grant them their independence immediately and invite them en masse to pillage my homeland.

>he doesn't have the omnipotence shout

Oblivion marked the trend of watered down action-adventure games masquerading as WRPGs.

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You forgot the beds made out of stone. That is quite literally uncomfy

"This clay is under teh authority of the 3rd Legion"

"You Will Accomodate"

Send the Argonians and Khajiits to invade.

If you know what I mean.