Name ONE (1) successful instance of communism

Name ONE (1) successful instance of communism.

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Gave a buddy of mine the other kitkat bar. Both shared in the delight of a peaceful afternoon eating processed chocolate. Feels good, red.

Anarchist always say Catalonia and free state of Ukraine.

Shared your mother's means of production with my buddies.

The Munster Rebellion

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Münster_Rebellion

China from 1966 until Mao's death
youtube.com/watch?v=Rh-4gsDjAKg

Was it as terrifying as it sounds?!

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Killed off millions of chinese

How can you possibly say communism is bad? If applied to the middle east you could eradicate millions of muslims. If applied to the west, you could eradiate millions of liberals

Communism was literally a jewish mass genocide mechanism used to kill off gays, disabled and cuck male degenerates

Now you allow these people to have human rights and you get radical left liberalism and women who think they deserve rights

The only way for the right to succeed is to turn to communism

China's doing fine, Vietnam is finally starting to get it's economy rolling and even North Korea is pretty comfy if you can live without the latest Iphone and not being a national traitor.
Turns out communism and being a subhuman Chink matches quite well.

Burkina Faso.

There is no example.

How disconnected from the universe are you? Killing millions of people and persecuting/making life hell for the rest isn't success. Mao's China is an especially BAD example of Communism. Arguably modern China comes close but they're hardly Communist and mostly just use it to maintain an oligarchy.

>killing literally gorillions
>success

For all you fags that think Cuba is a communist success story, you're sorely mistaken.

>China
>actually communist

Haha, wow. What a dummy

Ant colonies.

Checkmate capitalshits.

Tito's Yugoslavia
/thread

China isn't really communism. They're ruled by a communist party but it's pretty capitalist. The country runs on the housing market.

Enver Hoxha was kinda based

>Yugoslavia
>successful

If it was so successful why did it collapse and disintegrate?

gimme numbers on how many were killed from 1966 to Mao's death.

It's a fusion society if we compare it to the Western image of communism but it is definitely a form of communism that recognized many of the major flaws (such as state control of supply and demand) that communism generally gets buried with.

Where do I sign up to join the hill?

ant colonies have queens. They're monarchies.

>imblying successful = flawless
>imblying based Yugoslavia wouldn't still be based if we achieved immortality or conscience transplantation so based God Emperor Tito would still be around today.

Catalonia was a total disaster, despite what pinkos have to say to the contrary.

rare

Non-meme answer? It industrialized Russia and made it a world power that everyone fear, even the U.S

Also space race. First man in space, first woman in space, etc.

Also they absolutely hated Israel

Major League Soccer

You think its not just somone on vacation.

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Workers of the world, unite!

Cuba 1959-current year

That's some bizarre mental gymnastics their pal.

*Workers of the world, unite! (including ants)

>imblying successful = flawless

Im pretty sure successful means not breaking up into a handfull of capitalistic non-countries

>imblying based Yugoslavia wouldn't still be based if
>if

Yeah too bad. Communism a shit .

>ant colonies have queens

Communists also have kings and queens and red aristocracies. They are just not called that but they are. Pic related

I gave a homeless guy 5 dollars on the way to work, he got a sub with it

This is the most successful commie regime ever

those are only "successes" because the average death toll in communist asian projects approaches 20% of the population

communism implemented by dumb chinks is the most effective form of birth control

Depends what you mean by success.

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your mothers cunt is owned by everyone in the community

It's not like chinks lack people.

Soviet Union.

Degrading western society.

Communism hasn't been tried yet, they always stop at socialism

Name ONE (1) example of a communist state that wasn't attempted in a backward, war-torn shithole primed for despotism and lasted more than a year.

that's why they rely on communist regimes to start moronic projects like turning cambodia into an agrarian slave society, or china's gleat reap forward, or whatever the fuck north korea does besides starve and jerk off to atomic bombs

Yugoslavia was pretty /comfy/ for about 40 years as socialists, then someone greedy tried to seize power to turn it into an oppressive dictatorship like it does every fucking time.

>tldr Socialism would be amazing if it worked for more than a few decades/wasnt a wet dream

>Odoacer says to his lieutenant: "Rome was such a useless shithole. They couldn't even keep from collapsing."

Forgot to mention that attempt at power plunged the country into total chaos

Look up the estimates for Mao's Great Leap Forward.
The lowest estimate being 16 million is the one stated by the Chinese government as fact (lmao obviously.) But independent research goes anywhere from 30 to 45 million.

All of this in just 4 years of his rule.

>from 1966

Fuck off you stupid commie shill. You and I both know EXACTLY why you're drawing a line for that year. The jokes on you though if you think there's somehow a magical difference between the end of the famine and the Great Leap Forward with the PRC. The People's Party has tortured, executed, and generally dehumanized huge parts of their own society to cement themselves as the ruling class. That continues today and was horribly worse before 1966.

~23+ million died with the Great Leap Forward due to famine. ~2.5 million tortured (to death) or executed.

China in 1965 was the same as the China in 1966, just a year later. I fucking hate communists so much.

We are not ants you fucking gypsy

>china
>a success in any timeline
sides gone

die

Reading George Orwell's first hand account, it sounds like Catalunya was successful until the Communists took charge and ruined it.

It's quite poor in consumer goods (other than books) and has substantial issues with things like press freedom, but it's made a lot of advances since the revolution. Despite the general poverty and small living spaces, it has almost no homelessness, very little child malnutrition and starvation in the general population, and a life expectancy on par with those of the USA and Canada. That's unusual for most countries in Latin America.

Deng Xiaoping made china a success and the fools still worship mao, dumb chinks

Look up Homage to Catalonia.

>~23+ million died with the Great Leap Forward
don't shit yourself, that's like 0.2% of all chinese

don't worry about it

Commies always say communism is good even if it's not.

actually you are less than ants

dung*

Communism is the worst possible economic system conceived.
Prove me wrong

Give it enough time and any successfull state, capitalist, communist or whatever will turn at some point into a civil war ridden shithole, dumb rom.

Now go back and beg on my streets and steal copper on my railways, Bogdan

I dunno man. Communists just killed people. They didn't overfarm their land causing their fertile plains to become deserts in just a few centuries like the Muslims.

God I laughed so much
Thanks waffle

>Give it enough time and any successfull state, capitalist, communist or whatever will turn at some point into a civil war ridden shithole, dumb rom.

Yeah well it mostly happens in communist shitholes. Coincidence?

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Communism has never been achived but socialism has been tried and it did work before and it can work again.

The Russian victory over the Nazi's in WW2.

Not really. It's been happening since the dawn of the state, and it's happened on most continents for millennia.

Arguably that civil war is constant in any communist state considering that the revolution isn't complete until the whole world bends a knee. That's why communist regimes are consistently violent. If you're always in a state of war then you can do whatever the fuck you want because the ebil capitalists are coming for us!

>Communism has never been achieved

Will you please tell that to all the countries that have called themselves Communist states as they were raping their lower classes?

They were communists and the lie that they weren't is only pushed by other communists that want to see the world burn some more.

Great Leap Forward didn't happen in the time frame I specified.
I specify that time because that is when China went full communism.

Do you think the KMT didn't torture, kill and practice corruption?

In 1970s China you could protest and remove party officials. In that same time Taiwan and South Korea were military dictatorships.

Chinese peasants in Mao's time had more rights than the peasants in the capitalist alternative countries.

Hong Kong didn't even have elections until the 90's

>b-but we were FIRST on the moon so we won! U-USA! U-U-USA!

I heard another one say Yugoslavia to an extent was another one

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most capitalist criticisms of capitalism aply to capitalism in the 1700s
>it has never been tried
>feudalism just works
>look how bloody the french revolution was, you don't want that, do you?

>sending humans to the moon and back alive with the same spacecraft is not as hard as sending dogs and humans into orbit

Revolutionary Catalonia

>Great Leap Forward didn't happen in the time frame I specified.

Great well there's you're problem. You're selectively looking through communist/Chinese history.

I'm not arguing that people haven't been treated like shit. Especially in other East Asian countries.

>In China you could protest and remove party officials

You mean Struggle Sessions?

>I was stunned. It then dawned on me that this session was in fact prearranged. The parcel was only a pretense. Their real motive was once again to force me to admit all my alleged crimes. "I did not commit any crimes," I asserted firmly. Immediately two people jumped on me and cut off half of my hair. The officer screamed again: "Are you guilty?" I replied firmly again, "No." Two people then used a rope to tie my hands back tightly. It was connected to a loop around my shoulder and underneath my armpits. It was knotted in such a way that a slight movement of my hands would cause intense pain. This struggle session lasted for two hours.

China was not a nice place. It still isn't a nice place (albeit greatly improved).

>Chinese peasants in Mao's time had more rights

What rights? The right to have their food stolen from them? The right to have their children taken away? Their homes confiscated and every single possession from their ancestors destroyed or stolen? Boy they sure had a lot of rights to get buttfucked by a regime that sees them as troublesome mouths that only cry out for the master to be fed.

You fail to realise that natural disasters and famines were extremely common during pre-industrial china. I'm not saying mistakes weren't made, but for you to claim that the deaths during this period were solely responsible to the collectivisation policies undertaken by Mao is ridiculous.

Also look at life expectancy and population of china under Maos leadership. both soared, so how did Mao simultaneously kill 86 million and increase the population by 350 million????

reminder that communism is cancer

Where did it happen most in the last 100 years?

Also communism only appeared in the 19th century.
What did we have before communism and capialism? Feudalism which surprise surprise its just as bad as communism.

The United Federation of Planets

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>not including statistics like life expectancy and literacy

Mao himself has been on the record saying it's fine that people are starving to death. Why is it that communists and their defenders are always the least knowledgeable about their own retarded system?

>In Xinyang, people starved at the doors of the grain warehouses. As they died, they shouted, "Communist Party, Chairman Mao, save us". If the granaries of Henan and Hebei had been opened, no one need have died. As people were dying in large numbers around them, officials did not think to save them. Their only concern was how to fulfill the delivery of grain.

Maybe you should look at the Four Pests Campaign?

>Four Pests" was initiated in 1958 as a hygiene campaign by Mao Zedong, who identified the need to exterminate mosquitoes, flies, rats, and sparrows. Sparrows

>With no sparrows to eat them, locust populations ballooned, swarming the country and compounding the ecological problems already caused by the Great Leap Forward, including widespread deforestation and misuse of poisons and pesticides.

Too bad that kitkat was made of pure capitalism.

>Also look at life expectancy and population of china under Maos leadership. both soared, so how did Mao simultaneously kill 86 million and increase the population by 350 million????

That is partly because of the government, your'e right! It's also because of modern technology... Something the communists would gladly let you lump in with their accomplishments. Thanks, communism, for all of these technological breakthroughs!

I kind of agree with you because if China was Capitalist and free it would already be a world super-power higher than the United States. Luckily it's run by a guy who killed something like 80 gorillion chinks, so they're permanently weak.

The US got the best timeline. Sorry ching-chong man

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>lie about population figures
>"how could population be increasing if millions are starving hahaha xDD"
This is the same government which claims to have a 4% unemployment rate since 2000, even through the Great Recession. Hilarious.

It was succesful but far from ideal and not that "communist".
Biggest problem was that it was Tito's show, he was a king, not a communist.
Country was kept together by his cult of personality.
When he died, no one replaced him, and attempt to replace him (Milošević) was a total disaster.
He also removed competent people who threatened him.
He made Yugoslavia, and his decisions killed it.

even shitty corrupt african dictatorships have rapidly rising life expectancy and literacy rates

being able to provide some basic public services to most of the population doesn't mean you have effective governance, it just means it's less shitty than even worse forms of government like a despotic feudal monarchy

American system is great.
But there's a catch: world isn't populated by Americans. You can't just copy paste America and expect same results in different cultures and conditions.
You should judge regimes when you take into account the conditions that lead to their rise and the conditions they faced while in power.

>If the granaries of Henan and Hebei had been opened, no one need have died.
Oh my god tell me that you aren't this retarded. The grain has to last all year you can't just eat it all in one go.

>even shitty corrupt african dictatorships have rapidly rising life expectancy and literacy rates
google.com/#q=life expectancy in sudan
google.com/#q=life expectancy in congo
google.com/#q=life expectancy in equatorial guinea
lol
Compare that to
google.com/#q=life expectancy in china

>implying everyone had a struggle session
>
What rights? The right to have their food stolen from them? The right to have their children taken away? Their homes confiscated and every single possession from their ancestors destroyed or stolen? Boy they sure had a lot of rights to get buttfucked by a regime that sees them as troublesome mouths that only cry out for the master to be
Give one example of this happening in the cultural revolution
Post some sources.

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>implying everyone had a struggle session
>What rights? The right to have their food stolen from them? The right to have their children taken away? Their homes confiscated and every single possession from their ancestors destroyed or stolen? Boy they sure had a lot of rights to get buttfucked by a regime that sees them as troublesome mouths that only cry out for the master to be
Give one example of this happening in the cultural revolution