HOW TO MOVE TO JAPAN

7-Step guide to move to Japan

Want to move to Japan? Here's how you do it, step by step guide.


1.) Start learning japanese. Doing so is not actually hard
a.) Download Anki: ankiweb.net/
b.) Download the 6,000 core deck for japanese: djtguide.neocities.org/anki.html and follow the instructions to install it
c.) Set up your anki deck for 20 words a day, and up to 9999 reviews a day (you won't actually see 9999 reviews a day). this way you can learn all 6,000 words in under a year.
d.) Join any of the countless japanese language learning generals on Sup Forums
(beginner)
(intermediate)
(anime weeaboo trash)
pick which best suits your needs

2.) Start tae kim's grammar guide which you'll be using in conjunction with Anki
a.) guidetojapanese.org/learn/grammar

3.) Finish tae kim's grammar guide and all 6,000 words by September.

4.) It's time to choose which JLPT you're taking. If you took japanese seriously and started TODAY from THIS VERY POST, you could be N3 ready by October. Check the registration deadlines.

5.) Take the JLPT you useless sack of shit. N5 if you didn't study at all i mean what the fuck, N4 if you're a slowpoke, N3 means you actually studied. Good, N3 means you're on your way to Japan

6.) Pass the JLPT. If you took the N3, you will be able to get yourself N1 ready by next year by studying at the same pace you are now. Since your 6,000 core deck is settled, grab a 10k core deck. You will start practicing actually writing the kanji from here on out, so grab something like 'Remembering the Kanji' since you'll probably need it by now. If you didn't take the N3, you should aim for the N2 next year. That's right, you're skipping the N3 you didn't take. Up your study, bitch.

7.) With a bachelor's degree and N1, you can now move to Japan. Congrats.

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>OK! I HAVE A N1 AND A BACHELOR'S DEGREE

>NOW WHAT?

Congrats. If you have a N1 and Bachelor's Degree, you are closer to Japan than 99.99% of Sup Forums will ever be.

Now you must decide on which visa will get you into japan.

I highly suggest post-graduate study. Japan will actually pay you money to study in japan on certain degrees, so if you have a research major of some kind, apply to japan right the fuck now and get $1,500/month as long as you can pass the EJU.

Or, you can join JET to teach in Japan. However, 80% of japan applicants suffer from severe autism and ruin it for the other 20%. Hope you aren't one of those fucks!

Or, you can just job search in Japan right now. Go on a site like Gaijob and try to fish a job in japan. With an n1 and bachelor's, you'll be able to find a job catered towards your degree that will get you into the rising sun

Finally, your last option is marriage. While studying Japan, try to make friends with a japanese girl you met somewhere. Maybe a language exchange site? A marriage visa can technically get you into the country without a bachelor's degree, but you'll still want the degree and N1 anyway to make the jobsearch easier.

Just make sure you respect Japan's cultures or customs, or you can get the fuck out

ok

Japanese women - yes.
Radiation - ... a bit of a concern.

How does this stop white genocide?

This thread again? OK.

I hope you enjoy learning a language of people who, deep in their hearts, think all non-native people are retarded at best. Good luck, have fun.

Like any true nation should until proven otherwise because its probably true

What he said.

I was a weeb at the turn of the millennium and naturally wanted to go to japan. Now? Not so much. I don't know if I'll have the skin thick enough to handle the racism as I'll be seen as the same way I see niggers.

Right, I'm not trying to say that Japanese socialism and pride is something which needs to change for the sake of the rest of the world. It's been the main reason why they are still alive today.

It's just something one needs to keep in mind should they decide to truly try to learn the language. You will need several years of study if you ever want to have any kind of literacy beyond grade school level.

Or just marry a fucking Nip gal and apply for a free spouse visa..

this was mentioned in the second post

but the marriage visa method is prone to get you fucked up the ass by japanese society

using the marriage visa to skip the bachelor's degree will mean you are seen as uneducated and dumb, and using the marriage visa to skip the N1 means you are seen as a leech. you don't want either of those to happen to you.

>most difficult language in human history
>can't even consider moving there without a master
>no guns
>non-native are considered second class citizens, non-asians are only seen as laughable tourists, you will never be taken seriously and will be an hindrance as soon as they learn you are planning to stay
>awful society codes
>no jobs
>overcrowded tiny patch of land
>heavily polluted
>radiations
>you will never find a job there
>you will never make friends
>you will never have a meaningful relationship with a woman

Really makes you think...
Stop making this shitty thread you faggot, Japan doesn't want you, you'll never make it.

The real dream land has once again become the US now that Trump has been elected. Crossing my fingers so that he makes it easier for white europeans to move there.

>wanting a childless marriage
or
>wanting to create halfbloods which will be deservedly shunned by the rest of the people and have even more obstacles to overcome in life to get anywhere

Sounds great.

If you are not east asian and you move the Japan, you are just as bad as the muslim immigrants that move to Europa.

When your home is in danger, you fight to the very end to protect it. You don't abandon everything you have because the grass is greener in your neighbors lawn.

you sound upset.

i believe that it's possible to raise a halfie correctly

if i ever have a halfie child i'm going to raise him like a persona character that manipulates everyone around him to further his agenda

he'll make japan his bitch.

Those digits confirm you are a false prophet sent from satan.

i'd rather go to korea

what if I have a felony for Distribution of Narcotics?

Isnt Japan super strict on no Drugs even though I dont use them and have no other convictions?

Japan hates korea. So if Korea is even remotely appealing to you, throw all thoughts of Japan out the window, you're fucked.

youtube.com/watch?v=2pE2ms1P56I

^ this is what you're looking at with korea

NOICE

The fuck are you talking about... I hold a spouse visa and live there 9 out of 12 months a year, and no one views me as uneducated or dumb.. In fact my wifes grandfather, who fought in the war has a lot of respect for me. Have you ever been there or do you just copy pasta infopedia's?

Oh look it's this thread again.

>watashi wa fagu-desu - OP

well, are you asian?

Japan loves "haafu" now.

Pic related. Wealthiest model in Japan and is half-korean/white.

I'm a white leaf.

Can we just turn a city here into animeland? Anime men and women just running around being kawaii all day, but in English?

fuck off we're full

Do you really want to see hundreds of overweight weabs in naruto cosplay in cafés that smell like catpiss?

the question becomes how you got to marry a nip girl without being in japan without learning enough japanese to even pass the N1, or being in japan.

did you hook up with some girl on facebook at an early age or something? figure that's something that only 1% of people will get the opportunity for.

University, Japan college of foreign languages has a sister exchange program with my local university... they send us jap girls, we send them white chicks.

>and using the marriage visa to skip the N1 means you are seen as a leech.

are you retarded? I have been here forever and have PR and I have never, ever, ever been asked by anyone what level of the JPLT I have passed. Not by immigration, not by employers, no Japanese person has even heard of the test

Ah so a girl came to your canadian college from japan for a year and you hooked up before she went back to japan

Smart. But to be able to meet someone, and get them to agree with you to marriage not even a year after meeting you, that's insane.

i like it.

>you will never find a job there

I thought English teachers were a diamond dozen

>あのアメリカ人は、バカとはいえないまでも賢くないことは確かだ。

that's very offensive #triggered #literallyshaking #hidoi

>go to job interview
>future boss asks you what level of japanese profiency you reached
>"uhhh i can speak good japanese"
>hmmm
>[your employer has two job applications on his desk]
>[the other man trying to get the job you're applying for has an N1 certificate in japanese]
>"hmmmmm....who do I give this job to..."

>hidoi
Hearty kek

It was a 4 year study visa, actually, and she also holds PR status in Canada. But we've been together for about a decade now.

more like
>go to job interview
>future boss doesn't even ask because the interview is in Japanese

>go to job interview

Why not have your own business set up that allows you to live in japan a couple months/year? Seriously you wageslaves are trading one master that kinda sucks for one that despises you.

This.
Not this.

Big cities like LA and NY have a lot of young Japanese girls in their early 20's who are there to learn English. They are lonely, vulnerable and exploitable. They are eager to make local friends but they simply don't know where or how to begin. That's where you come in.

That's a risky ass situation though. If her dream is to stay in America you're fucked, but you won't find that out after like a year of wasting your time on her.

I dont really like the japs very much. Whenever I was around them thier veneer of politeness and shit seemed like more of a smug facade to hide the fact that they all consider themselves better than you.

Plus I got some tattoos and japs pretty much tend to assume youre a criminal if you do.

I always preferred koreans, they just seemed more sincere and friendly to me whenever I was amongst them. Like they werent just faking it for traditionas sake ya know?

Tip for dealing with koreans, they tend to give unwarranted advice which is pretty rude by american standards but by their standards its considered rude not to.

Like, im kinda skinny and have bags under my eyes they would just straight say shit like "you should sleep and eat more, you look like a junkie."

If you are fat koreans will openly tell you so, then give suggestions on weight loss. Seen a few american expats go nuclear over it, its not an insult so much as a genuine concern for your health.

Then theres mongolians, who fucking hate white people and will gangbeat the fuck out of you for a hobby. Dont go to mongolia.

this is garbage there is no repeat feature.

Japan's is in dire crisis as a result of their low birthrate.
With the increase of immigration Japan's will surely be able to mitigate the damage resulting of it.
Thank you user for your contribution, surely I will pass this information to my friends and relatives

what kind of shitty jobs did you guys even apply for?

a boss willing to sponsor your work visa without even an N1? what kind of fairy tale job is that

I was talking about real jobs. Being some school's foreign clown for a year isn't.

I'm a professional translator.
I guess you haven't even been to Japan.

How much would you charge to translate a 200 page book?

hmm good point

I see. So your job and pay relies on people NOT learning japanese

I can see why you would try to dissuade people from learning the language, it puts you out of business.

However, this is a world where you have to learn japanese to go to japan. Deal with it.

Fees are based on content type and character count. I do documentation and business communication, not literature

>Not having military experience or an IT/Electronics degree

JET is for fucking children. Get a real fucking degree or some experience.
I got hired right out of the Navy for 90K a year as a field service rep starting in April in Osaka. With no degree and only experience.

did you forget your proxy today?

Did you ever listen to the song "Guren no Yumiya"?

There is a line in that song that still rings true

> 何ひとつリスク等背負わないままで何かが叶う等

You need risk to get anywhere in life. It just sucks your only real options for the marriage visa method to even be VIABLE is to find a japanese girl IN AMERICA. But I guess that helps you find a girl that actually has money in her pocket, too.

My expierience is that a LOT of japanese see america as a party-place too.
I mean theres lots of work and a lot of professionals trying to get better positions easier than in the overcrouded job markets back home, but I think like 60 to 70 percent of the young people I run into are here to party.

Gotta give it to em though, I couldnt go to a different club every other night and hold a 4.0 GPA.

Fuck off seen I hate immigration to my country why would I do it to someone else's

I don't see anything wrong with them treating foreigners badly. Why should asians want white people coming to their countries? If canucks could bring themselves to act like that instead of cucking maybe our west coast wouldn't be a Chinese colony.

i only speak anime desu

Where did the "Japan hates white people" meme originate from?

Japanese hates foreigners that don't learn Japanese.

pic related

Just because DJT was moved from Sup Forums by faggot mods doesn't mean that it should stop being for "anime trash" you fucking リア充クズ. Kill yourself.

>wants to move to glorious Nihon
>calls others weeaboos

>my job as a translator in a corporate environment is going to be endangered by weebs taking the JLPT
Studying for the JLPT does not in any way provide you the technical or language skills you need for my job. The best it can do is open the door for your first position when you have no documented job experience.

I'm guessing you're a university student majoring in Japanese, right?

Can confirm, chinese is impossible to learn. Plus every single Chinese person I meet tells me my accent makes me sound like I have a mental disorder.

Why move to Japan when the Donald is bringing anime to America?

Bruh, the chinese dont give half a fuck how you treat em, they'll come anyways.

Our county was primarily mining, the local foremen used to "accidentally" blow them up during blasting to avoid paying them, within 2 years of the first few showi g up back in the 1890's like 70% population of the area was chinese.

They only left when the mines closed, chinese dont give half a fuck how rude you are, if theres money to be made you can rest assured several hundred thousand more will show up after the first couple hundred.

No shit, our county history shows we were blowing them up, hanging them, burning down thier houses and buisinesses. Didnt matter, they colonized the place until it wasnt economically viable then left.

Theyre basically locusts.

>majoring in Japanese

Nice meme, do you think i'm retarded?

CS Major with -maybe- Japanese major.

And no, i don't plan on studying japanese language in college. I'll do that on my own. I will however be taking japanese society classes in college.

Being from the south I think I could appreciate the koreans, but I kind of understand the fake politeness the japanese do as well, its similar down here.

...............
so, as I expected, you have literally no experience in this country or with the work environment here, you're probably not even 20 and haven't even completed a degree program in your own country, yet you're posting anime reaction faces and trying to lecture me on the line of work I've been in since you were in elementary school.

Can I bring my guns to Japan with me?

You're fucking retarded. Companies don't hire non Japanese speakers, ESPECIALLY IT. And if you don't have at least Security+, don't even fucking bother. Japanese kids get that in school.

what are some racist words in nip?
like any equivalents to niggers, spics, or chinks?

Jap women are ugly.

IT positions in Japan are below the poverty line unless you work for a foreign financial institution in Tokyo.
Same with software development.

t. expat english teacher

You telling me programmers and sys admins are treated like shit?

Do you see what you've one OP? Now German niggers are going to taint Japanese ethnic purity. We truly are the Jews now.

I just got hired out of the Navy for 90K with a Japanese company.

I don't know if the average Japanese hates white people, I just think they're right to object to a bunch of us moving there.

I guess I'm either going to have to learn Chinese or hope Trump will accept white refugees from Canada because there isn't even nominal resistance to them taking over our country. In some parts of the country white people openly look forward to the extinction of whites.

>don't hire non-japanese speakers

that's where the N1 comes in you fucking retarded dickhead

For blacks the typical "racist" words are nigaa, kuronbo, or kurochan
For Chinese there's shinajin, for Koreans chon, you can provoke them by calling them chousenjin sometimes too
Governor Ishihara got in """trouble""" for calling people sankokumin (kind of like third worlders).
But mainly racism is defined in terms of context and not just the words you use. For example they're not allowed to say "gaijin" on the news anymore I don't think, but it's a normal word in conversation.
Don't know of any words for spics off the top of my head as there aren't many here, plenty of Brazilians though but the most insulting term for them is probably "Brazilians"

Absolutely, you do not ever want to work as a programmer for a Japanese company. I know guys who have done it and they have bailed for foreign companies at the first opportunity.

Read the thread

Can I trade you frog-man?

t. english teacher

>interest in japanese translation waning
>english wubs dying off
>everything is subbed
>japanese GDP falling down
>stocks dropping
>machine translations becoming more accurate

>the markets that were relying on japanese translators for the past 10 years is now learning japanese and no longer needs you

I can see the frustration within you. You're in a dying market, and slowly seeing your decades of work experience slowly come to a stop.

but why vent your frustration in this thread of all places?

Tokyo? Hired as a "foreign professional" at a multinational?
if you went into the same career path as a Japanese person you would be lucky to get 50k a year starting, typical pay for an office worker just starting out is probably 18 man a month regardless of whether you're a software developer or the guy who pushes the intra-office mail cart around.

a multinational. I have 6 years military experience and a lot of certs, as well.

you're alright, senpai. i'de share a burger with you sometime

>start learning words before the alphabet (hiragana / katakana), great advice.

>If you are not east asian and you move the Japan, you are just as bad as the muslim immigrants that move to Europa.

Only if you get there via refugee status and refuse to integrate/contribute to the country in any way.

If you achieve N1, you're actually better at Japanese than most of their college students. N1 is supposed to be a HIGH standard of language skill. It's a blockade against people who don't really have the skill or drive to work and live there.

The degree is also the same. It shows you have a level of education, and therefore desirable skill to be gainfully employed.

If every muslim immigrant was coming to Europe via proper immigration channels and brought with them a college-level understanding of language and a college degree that was recognized in Europe, they wouldn't be raping people all day and taking dole.

i just want to get my dick sucked by a japanese girl,where i should go,roppingi?

>They're not allowed to say Gaijin on the news anymore
Well that's fucked up, they have every right to call us Gaijin. It's not like the label is wrong.

>1.) Start learning japanese. Doing so is not actually hard
The only language that may be harder to learn is Japanese. If you don't have a 140+ IQ it isn't possible.

Meant to write Chinese.

The thing is, those muslim shitskins are incapable of having the drive to do such a thing. They are animals with an animal mindset.

I have an N1. Lived in Japan but New York is actually better especially for jobs. I worked for the government as a translator and now I work for a Japanese chemical company and work here for 6 months and 3 in Japan with a month off, full benefits, 70k a year, QT waifu. Moving to Flordia in a couple of months to head up the new branch there, as they are looking to get into nuclear. Also I taught English in Japan and if you think that's a good job you're a fucking loser. Their jobs are shit and you get ducked constantly over contracts and shit like that. Stick with a STEM degree and study JP on the side, and do a study abroad and you'll be set. Plenty of good JP companies here looking for native speakers that speak Japanese and have a idea of JP business culture. They know white propel think they are shifty hooks so a lot of them want Americans that can speak the Nip.

>some people openly look forward to the extinction of whites

That is across all of western civilization right now man. The best you can do is hold your ground and never miss an opportunity to remind them its your country and you still run it.

Whites are fleeing to the USA from all over europe too. Not only is it surrendering thier land to the silent invasion, but its concentrating us in a smaller easier to control group.

We need to kick em out of our turf, and bring back colonialism to remind them all why they used to hide in terror when the white fleet showed up. (Seriously, americas colonial protection force used to literally be called the white fleet)

I prefer white immigrants to pakis and mexicans, but it really only represents slivers of territory that have been surrendered elsewhere.

>interest in japanese translation waning
"Interest" has nothing to do with international business
>english wubs dying off
You mean "dubs?" The real world is not your anime bubble
>everything is subbed
Again, your only experience with Japanese is anime. I have never translated anything even remotely anime related
>japanese GDP falling down
Which means Japanese companies do more business overseas, which means more work for me
>stocks dropping
Good, break up some of the keiretsu and get some of the rigid business structures broken down, more opportunities
>machine translations becoming more accurate
no, based on the amount of complete rubbish I see daily and end up retranslating I can assure you that machine translation is no threat to my industry. Especially with Japanese to English, translation for complex documents requires research and investigation due to the totally different amount and types of information encoded by the language. TRADOS makes my life a little easier though
>the markets that were relying on japanese translators for the past 10 years is now learning japanese and no longer needs you
Again, you're thinking of anime. Do you think factory workers in Kansas who install laser welding robots are learning Japanese? Your lack of knowledge is comical

again, you are a college student, and you have no real-world work experience. You live in an anime-centered millennial nerd lifestyle and you're trying to give people life and career advice based on the whimsy of a child

>he lives in Japan
>he has a job in Japan
>he works a japanese translation job

>he doesn't have the kentei 1 or even an N1

Haha when I was living in JP I translated a bunch of hentai games. That was probably try most fun I had in this field. My best friend there was a Jap with decent English skill who was my superior because he was Japanese. I had people that translated from J to E that were Nips that couldn't speak a normal English sentence in their life. Most likely because titles never had been around a native speaker that wasn't me. And I spoke Japanese at work everyday so that didn't help them.

That will do it, you got a job with a company who recognizes the value of skill and experience. Unfortunately pay Japanese companies aren't like that, IT and software developers are typically considered the same as general office staff and get the same dismal career path, which is one of the reasons you don't see many global software applications developed by Japanese companies, although there are a lot of Japanese who flee to foreign companies like Adobe and Microsoft where their talents will be appreciated.
Also one of the reasons Japanese companies get hacked so much, their IT guys are in a bubble with blinders on

Whito piggu go homu