Ask whatever you want to a Venezuelan 18 yo old guy.
Ask me anything
Mason Cruz
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Landon Mitchell
Where are all these shit-tier BBC, cuck, white women, pit bull threads coming from?
How do we make it stop?
Leo Lopez
Stop being poor, I don't want you to appear on my electric jew anymore.
Lincoln Hall
Can i just go there and sell toilet paper or will Maduro rape me if i do so?
Alexander Gomez
>Venezuelan
Since you're a failed state, are you getting a new flag soon?
Ryder Rodriguez
can i buy a venezuelan wife for a pack of butter now?
Anthony Hughes
What's the game plan?
Oliver Gonzalez
how the fuck is whats his face still in power?
Jackson Clark
>AMA
>doesn't respawn
fuk off Jorges
Kevin Gomez
Why do the rich STILL run your country?
Jack Perry
What's living in a communist paradise like?
Angel Ramirez
Should communists be immediately shot on sight?
John Anderson
I just ate lunch. How does that make you feel?
Alexander Long
Why are you a traitor of the people? MADURONUESTROLÍDER,PATRIAOMUERTE!
Jaxson Harris
Fuck off nigger
Leo Hall
What are you guys doing for food?? Saw few weeks ago people looting grocery stores.
Charles Ross
>Can i just go there and sell toilet paper or will Maduro rape me if i do so?
Maduro is going to rape you very hard, delicious maybe.
>can i buy a venezuelan wife for a pack of butter now?
I can help you with that
>Since you're a failed state, are you getting a new flag soon?
We're cucks
Dude, I can still eat, like shit but food is food.
Ayyy el VPN
Mmm, so if you like eat like shit and be poor it's very fucking nice
I work on Humanatic
>also; SFMBE
Jose Gonzalez
So how's our jets?
Jacob Reyes
will your country accept some poor refugees?
James Myers
Kinda late for lunch here what's your timezone? I ate like 5 hours ago, some pasta with pork, fried plantains and beans, it was kinda bad because the pork was dry :(
Isaac Hernandez
How tight is your asshole?
Anthony Robinson
Nice digits faggot. Now it's time to leave and stop attentionwhoring.
Nathan Foster
laverdad.com
Ayy
We did it yet
Ayy m8 nigger, i ate some rice, chicken and potatoes
Ayyelchupaguevo
Christopher Nguyen
this we r tired of u
Jason Clark
Why are Venezuelan women gold digging plastic surgery trash?
Isaiah Cox
Which electric Jew dad?
Hudson Baker
They're even bigger cucks than Mexicans or Muricans.
James Jackson
Long pork or regular pork.
Christopher Bailey
Sadly i second
Ryan Torres
EL VENEZOLANO.... ES UN MISERABLE INDIO. UN SER INÚTIL E INCAPAZ, NO ES RECIBIDO EN EL MUNDO CIVILIZADO. POSEEN UN MUY PROFUNDO COMPLEJO Y POR ESO HASTA LOS ARGENTINOS LOS SUPERAN
James Sullivan
cy
Benjamin Ortiz
Is there still some money left to buy helicopters?
They might help.
Evan Wilson
Stop making useless protests and start shooting the government
Ryan White
We try it, it didnt work
Matthew Turner
>hurr fucking maduro, no free dollars and no subsidies anymore
Cállate la jeta, rolitranco e' mamagüevo escuálido
Mason Cook
Hola Moises.
Charles Russell
Show me your dick
Tyler Perry
Former venezuela here too
When are you going to go back to the old good days?
Luke Brooks
sucks for you, all the white Venezuelans have fled to Florida by now
Andrew Sullivan
I forgot
>pic related
Alexander Barnes
Show boipussi.
Just send nukes, it's faster, we need a chemo.
No guns dad.
>Pretending to be chabestia
Back to hispachan you cancerous Fuck.
Grayson Gray
t. town rapist
>white
do you have lots of qts like columbia, can i get a qt?
Cameron Ramirez
But I don't wanna get b&. Maybe for ten bucks you dirty fag :^)
Nolan Kelly
>chavista by saying the truth
kek
I hope Maduro last 50 years more in government. People like you deserve it
Adam Gutierrez
I hope so
>inb4 hurrr dictatorship
mmm i smell your ass
8 bucks
Robert Bell
Great b8 m8 dear chabestia
Joseph Cook
¿Me estás diciendo que en Venezuela, casi el primer país más violento del mundo, la gente no tiene armas?
Juan Price
Only thugs and the military. For the common folk it's extremely hard to get a gun, and it's not even legal. Not even private security can get guns, Chavez made sure of that.
Luke Jones
Why is there no coup d'état by the military? How long will Maduro stay on?
Ethan King
Te lo explicaré fácil, Venezuela es como si una gran mafia se adueñara de todo un país y lo controlara, es por eso que básicamente cualquier producto es distribuido únicamente por el estado venezolano, incluyendo los dólares y en algún tiempo con las armas.
Al principio el gobierno de Chávez permitía el porte legal de armas y la existencia de armerías, pero después de unos años las fueron eliminando mediante estrategias sucias para finalmente decretar la ley desarme en la cual se expresa que ning{un venezolano puede portar un arma de fuego con excepción de funcionarios o personas que ya portaban armas.
Pero a las personas que ya portaban armas no les renuevan el permiso de porte de arma así que legalmente no podemos poseer armas pero como estamos gobernados por una gran mafia, los militares y los rusos venden cualquier clase de arma a quien las pueda costear.
Sorry for Spanish
Anthony Smith
Guns are illegal but you can get one easily if you want to. Granades and AR-15 are commom for thugs
Joshua Bell
when are you illegally immigrating to the usa?
Sebastian Torres
Illegaly? Dude we're not cubans, immigrate to USA for us is so fucking hard
Asher Barnes
Maduro isn't going to be deposed anytime soon. He represent stability in the region and superpowers doesn't want people to overthrown him because it may cause a South America uprising.
Maduro government also works as a logistic for communist in the region. He provides money, planes, places for summits, etc, just for geopolitical support.
Justin Lewis
Who is resposnible for the shitty situation your country is in? Redpill us pls.
Ian Robinson
I don't wanna go illegally just the thought of getting deported back to this shithole after I finally left sends shivers down my spine, it would have been all for nothing.
Nicholas Russell
because they are coming to Panama
ALL OF THEM
Christian Jenkins
Kill yourself. Stop shitposting.
Easton Martinez
Lefty goverments and communists like JulioCoco says.
Christian Thomas
Can you guys please come to my country and take back our ponytail pigman that's trying to convert my country into a Venezuela 2.0? ty
Brody Hall
There are better options than the US. People usually choose South American countries because there are some treaties that make easier to immigrate between those who signed (most of the SA countries). The US doesn't offer anything that south american countries don't.
Hudson Reyes
When will it be safe for a white American to visit as a tourist?
Nathan Gomez
hi
>The US doesn't offer anything that south american countries don't.
Lmao. Get back chispa I told you cuck.
Noah Rivera
How safe is Venezuela?
And how cheap are the women?
Xavier Jackson
once you get a kid in the usa you'll qualify for pretty much every government program, food stamps medicaid section 8 housing etc.
Adrian Davis
Parker Powell
Never
Luke Edwards
>I traveled once to the US and everything was perfect when I was 5 yo
Remember you're still in Venezuela and probably nothing will change that
Kevin Torres
Did the Dominicans destroyed your country?
Ryan King
IS it true that salaries in your country are like 30$ a month? IS it true you lack basic goods?
Sebastian White
1 more question.
how come in every news article it says people are starving but yet the people in the picture are fat as fuck?
do venezuelans have bad genetics like samoans or are their dietary problemsor what?
Brayden Davis
But as parent you are illegal and they can deport you, right?
Cooper White
what would happen if someone mailed you something like oatmeal? would they intercept your mail and confiscate it because communism youre not allowed extra food?
Justin Parker
It get confiscate with no justification and then militaries will sold it at black market rate for their profit
Parker Long
venezuelans are not your typical spic mongrel they are triple mongrels (and proud of it) they are an unholy mix of negro, jungle injuns who didn't have a language and very very shit tier europeans straight out of italian and portuguese slums, they only live to dance reggeton and fuck overweight short women.
Hudson Brown
>for their profit
>communists
Jack Gutierrez
Honestly believing that looking fat means you aren't starving is ignorance, for all you know they could be bloated, full of parasites, horrible diet or some shit.
For genetics the country is in the Caribbean's ffs, it's a mix of negro whites and natives for the most part. Though I think only Argentina and us had an eugenics era. Almost, everyone still mixed here.
Lincoln Jones
""""communists"""""
William Nguyen
Lincoln Hill
Every thread is a western-media apologic. Nobody in there have any clue of what's really happening with Venezuela, and will never have if they keep reading CNN and Lapatilla (Venezuela CNN's extension)
Sebastian Perry
can you recommend a source to understand what's really happening?
Sebastian White
THIS IS A SLIDE THREAD, DO NOT POST.
THEY ARE SLIDING THIS THREAD.
Michael Gomez
He is gonna give you bullshit sources because he is leftard faggot that deserves the rope.
Aaron Watson
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Jaxon Torres
like here is a picture of 10 starving families and pretty much all of them are obese.
Robert Garcia
Do you have any reason to believe there are no starving people here? Most people I know are losing weight we even started making jokes about it last year (everyone saying: are you doing Maduro's diet?), and we are well off compared than most. I can't imagine what's happening with people living in poverty.
Asher Cox
Fuck Venezuelans. They still want socialism but are only mad and preparing to chimpout because the government ran out of gibs.
You should stay where you are and we should send you our Leftists
Zachary Gray
Slovenia has leftists? Are they (((problematic)))?
Jaxon Campbell
Fuck you. We never chose socialism. It was imposed.
Thomas Long
He is right you know. The (((opposition))) just wants to keep this welfare state bullshit… there is no true right wing party in this country.
Jack Gutierrez
do you own Bitcoin?
Jonathan Hernandez
Old leftist were Yugonostalgic and really a problem.
We are also starting to get the SJW cucks and (((feminist))) type like pic related.
Now we also he a Slovenian version of Die Linke in our parlament. More than one year ago some high-ranking members of their party traveled to Venezuela and praised your system
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