If you had a time machine, what would you do?

if you had a time machine, what would you do?

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Time machines can't make fictional characters real.

honestly? Just tell my dad how much I love him and have a catch with him in my street

Video her father making the whole thing up.

I would save Constantinople and the Byzantine Empire

THE ONLY GIRL I EVER LOOVED

Thats kinda gay 2bh

Whatever anyone does, don't post that hideous pasta.

how did anne frank die?

try to prevent worldwar 1.

by never existing in the first place

give her a ballpoint BIC pen

who created anne frank?
Frank isnt a dutch surname. Neither a jewish one.
I remember a time when it was mandatory to read anne frank's diary in middle school here.

Rape child Hitler into submission

Her "father" existed and he made up the story that he had a daughter. Hand writing experts have determined that the diary was in his hand writing and the ink in the diary wasn't even created until the 50s

>88
kek

it's almost like immigration an conquering armies didn't existst before 1700. tell me again how you are pure danish?

Ass, Mouth, Tits, Vagina, Pits, Ass Cheeks, Urethra, Nose.

tpbp

No don't do that, if you do, the Europeans would have never been forced to adapt to the shortage of Asian goods, and we would have never colonized and became great through global trade.

what happened to him user

>what would you do?

Call the police before Otto Frank finishes her diary.

Save Hitler.

I'd go back to Germany in the early 20th century, and instead of killing Hitler, I would love him. Then, after 6 months or a year, I'd say, you know, Adolf, I'm Jewish. And maybe he would change some of those radical ideas he had

When that copypasta goes up, I read it verbatim and with imagery.

leaf.

She wasn't even real.

I wish I could save her.

rape that virgin jew puss

fpbp

Fake the death of my daughter and make millions.

WAS BORN WITH ROSES IN HER EYES

kill the first jew

SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAINTOPS

Rat her out to the nazis

He'd probably figure it out, dumb ass. They had ways of identifying them.

BUT THEN THEY BURIED HER ALIVE

Gib proofs

First storm San Juan Hill with TR then stop and see Van Halen live in their prime on my way home

I COME HERE TO LAUGH NOT TO FEEL

ONE EVENING 1945

Burn baby Hitler to death

Write a document about a potential fake holocaust being schemed with a corrupt european government backing it.

Then maybe pay a visit to my old high school, rape a lot of the girls, confess to the crimes in a video that has my younger self tied up to a chair in the background so no one thinks it was my younger self for any reason, run from the police, then return to the present.

warn the founding fathers about Jews and to deport every African slave

We Drifted apart, I love him so much and I want to believe he knows that. But he went senile after my mother passed and lives by himself. I call him everyday

sorry britbro

Dude

>Be me
>Be in 1510
>Be in Spain
>Buy Cortes boatloads of prostitutes
>GOTO 1350
>Collect plague victims
>Birdmask.jpg
>GOTO Mexico
>ThrowingBodies.avi

>GOTO 1652
>Dutch starting to colonize South Africa
>Have assault rifle
>Group of wild dindus the Dutch will soon hire/enslave for farmwork
>Quickscope.png
>Dutch consider importing Far East slaves
>Outbid them transporting European workers with the fortune I made teleporting spices from the Orient (or some shit).
>Find large herd wild dindus
>Poke with stick
>RunAway.gif
>Flee toward Dutch forts
>VolleyFire.mp4
>White South Africa

Continue?

Or...

You could just let in into art school instead.

Kill Eli Whitney

the only answer

Assassinate the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem in 1935 and advise Hitler to get chummy with the British and French before invading Poland.

World War 2 is now the war to eradicate communism. Thoughts?

Dino burgers.

Dayum, what a nice juden bitch. I want to cum right in her noseholes.

brilliant.

I'd shoot every man who abolished black slavery in their country.

Not sure. I think you should focus on stopping, or at least alleviating, WWI.

Go back to like 1905, find the people who would kill Franz Ferdinand, and Spill Their Blood. Then, and this is the hard part, you need to become a respected military theorist. You start publishing alarmist papers about the extreme dangers of a mass conflict in Western Europe, with the potential gridlock caused by the concentration of forces and ease of transport.

What you want to avoid is the sort of grinding pointless conflict that turned WWI into such a mess.

Warn Hitler obviously

I would show it to my friend, then we would use it to anticipate the stock market while our doubles stay hidden in some hotel room, thus preventing any interference. When things inevitably goes to shit because my friend actually want to save people with it, I'll use the failsafe time machine that goes even further in the past, but my friend (who was actually his double from the future pretending to be him), knowing about it, tries to stop me before I can definitely put an end to time travel by destroying the machine. He will knock me out, steal my machine and flee somewhere else to change the world.

Aaron, you had one fucking job.

Grab her by the pussy.

I would kill the "prophetpedo" Muhammad

what do you mean by that canuck bro

Prove/disprove religions for the lulz.
Kill the infant Karl Marx.
Import dodos to 2025.
Sink every jewish slave ship coming to the US.
Hang out with actual pirates and give them current tech weapons.
High-five Attaturk.
Grill some extinct things.

save her

Cunts. The ugliest person on Earth can find free pussy. If your having existential problems, stay off the internet. Lifes a bitch, then you die. Dont give up though user. Your life cant be worse then mine.

They already knew.

Im an egocentric pedophile.

So I would just rape myself.

Fucked up. I dont think its possible to go back in time. You can alter time but i dont see how you can travel back. :[

Tell Hitler not to invade Russia.

Hitler actually once fell in love with a Jewish girl. While he was deeply in love with her, he never approached her about his feelings. In the end he grew disillusioned from her after she married some army officer.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stefanie_Rabatsch

Holy fuck the feels
Reminds me of last time I cried
>Have dad
>He's the most awesome dad
>My mom is a doctor so he stays at home and takes care of us all day
>He teaches me how to throw and catch a football really well
>He's so strong(used to be a d-1 pole vaulter and gymnast) he could do anything
>He loves me so much
>Life goes on and I grow up some
>Do something horrible when I'm 15, and get sent to different country
>Mom won't even talk to me
>Dad says, I love you so much and I'm always here for you, no matter what
>Settle in to life across the sea
>Dad comes to visit a year later
>I've been lifting for 3 years now and am getting big and strong
>Dad has had some back issues and has been slowing down
>We throw a football like we always do
>I play QB and can really sling it now
>Start throwing with dad
>After a little while, realize that I can throw farther than he can now
>At first, the feeling of accomplishment
>Then, the soul crushing realization that in about the same time I've been alive, dad will be gone
>Bawl my fucking eyes out

Restore the Brazilian Empire. Everything would be whiter.

ur a fagit

>Travel to 1807
>Give Nuclear weapons to Danish-French alliance
>Eternalanglobtfo.jpg
>Travel back in time and watch World being united under Danish-French hegemony
>mfw

Kill Moses.

>Go back to Mecca.
>Push mohammad under a heavy passing falafel cart before his life as a nut gets going.

>Go back to Madland.
>Push Moses down the crater into the volcano he mistook for a god.

>Most of world's problems solved...

Love you too

Give a copy of her diary to her father, creating a causality loop.

I'd see future first, then use gained knowledge to get filthy rich. Don't want to fuck my own timeline, but to fuck up it for future boiz, sure would do.

Sup Forums really got the ovenfever.
it is alright guys. i've got it too.

WITH JUST HER SISTER AT HER SIDE

NOW I'M A LITTLE BOY IN SPAIN PLAYING PIANOS FILLED WITH FLAMES

...

Dun dun dun

i know this feel all too well lad

from the OP of your response

go back in time and tell myself not to take the redpill

advise adolf and change the future

h i v e m i n d

Go back to between 1966 and 1972. Not choosy. Any time in there.

what did you do to get deported

Go back in time and fuck my sisters wgen they were little girls.

Anal.

Talk with Jules Verne. Maybe visit Jesus, fight in the Gallia for the glory of Julius Caesar...:(

I had a time machine, I stopped Bernie sanders from winning the democratic ticket and then destroyed it

Impregnate Ann frank.

Bring the Augustus Caesar a whole fucking shitton of books about modern technology, and an English to latin dictionary.

the sex

I would go back in time to find anne frank in her little cupboard and bring her translations of the dragonball manga, and then a printout of the fanfiction about her and goku

what the fuck is this

Bring a variety of medical/genetic engineering tech with me. Hopefully I end up in ancient Europe, find a tribe. Genetically engineer, train, teach, and selectively breed them into super warriors.

Go around conquering and uniting all white peoples I find. Establish a meritocracy and indoctrinate expanding empire into the mindset of white superiority etc.

After some year of growth, go enslave asiatic races and sand roaches(to my knowledge they got autistic after islam and sister fucking). Indoctrinate them to loyal servitors of the white races.

Again, wait for things to develop / take root, genetically engineer conquered people to be subservient to whites etc.

Finally go on a final grand crusade to exterminate niggers. And if I live long enough, sail across the ocean to exterminate indianans.

Snitch on Anne Frank for some of those sweet 3rd reich foodstamps