You are elected dictator of Earth

>You are elected dictator of Earth
>Earth's current state is as it is now, 2017
>With you supreme power, what is the first ten things you do?

>dictator
>elected

Kingdom of God asap

>What if
Burger pls

Ban Islam.
Ban Globalism.
Ban Communism.
Ban porn.
Ban hollywood
Ban women voting.
Ban niggers.
Ban trannies.
Ban usury.
Ban racemixing.

Exterminate queers and mtv

shut down Sup Forums

End all forms of female suffrage and political enfranchisement. Set up a maximum cap on the number of females admitted to universities. Penalties for celibacy/infertility as follows:

>White woman: must have 6 children by the age of 30 or will be married off by the state
>Black woman: maximum of 3 children. Must get sterilized after the 3rd child or face prison time.
>Asian woman: maximum of 4 children. No sterilization required

I would also create continental regions and prohibit any movement of people from one region to another without authorization from the government.

yes, and?

Erdogan was elected, for example.

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Okay, Aadheen.

1.Destroy America
2.Let everybody else live peacefully

Pic related

Damn, Earth really could have been something special. Instead, we have to deal with faggots and mongrels everywhere

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Just fucking erase france off the map with nukes. Drone anybody who promotes cucked ideology. Then we go to war with the ayylmaos.

Put Trump in power after mandating Ireland stop being cucks

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lel how much of a retard do you have to be

I love the alternate future Nazi stuff. Wolfenstein The New Order and The Man in the High Castle had great art direction

>Execute my step dad Carl
>Execute my real dad, idk his name
>Execute everyone who bullied me for liking anime
>Execute all roasted
>Execute all Chads
>Execute all reddit users
>Make anime real
>Make all remaining girls undergo plastic surgery to be anime girls
>Execute nonwhites (includes irish, shitalians, Spanish, angles, slavs)
>Make esoteric kekism the one true religion
done

>Ban all NEETS and after they are exterminated and anime is outlawed, white population dips to an all time low
>On to the inner cities across the world. they are all purged of all shit skins
>Gut the catholic church of all it's power and all semitic religion is outlawed
>Deny rights to trannies, gender fluid non binary bullshitters are all purged
>Autists, Aspies, sent to labor camps for rehabilitation
>No more fake news. dismantle media conglomerates around the world
>Open up the free market, no more taxes or tariffs
>For entertainment, erect coliseums and start up chariot races/gladiator fights
>Fix Israel and the entire Middle East as they are now one large country known as SandNiggeria

>Last thing on my list, Read the first letter of each sentence above.

>Kill all non whites including Chinese
>partition Germany and Poland into correct countries.
>Genocide all rednecks and liberals
>set up The Republic
>ban women when robowaifus/ artificial wombs come
>Go to the stars

Build the wall and make Mexico pay for it.

-Wipe all of Africa and South America off of the map, including the people and wildlife
-Replace the entire continents with immense nuclear reactors (or solar generators, if too many people bitch) to power civilized nations.
-Glass the Middle East, including Israel
-Remove Internet access from Australia
-Sterilize all people on welfare and their children
-Make anime mandatory

Use progressive taxation without loopholes to fund a massive social safety net but have social laws that uncuck society ie niggers dont get prefferential treatment just for being dindus and shit like that.

>get rid of the jews
>get rid of the niggers and any of their """"""culture""""""
>ban semetic religions and sentence followers on them to concentration camps
>heavily fund space exploration
>depopulate the countryside into urban centers and use the countryside for production and farming
>ban monopolies of any kind
>ban any thing i dont like in general
>make the uniforms public officials wear based on nazi shit because its /fa/ as fuck
>kill the mentally retarded
>fund the development cybernetic enhancements to improve the human race (think deus ex or quake)

>who is Caesar

First time he took it by force, but then he was unanimously voted in as Dictator for Life

I would create ethno-states for every race in their respective continent. Globalist kikes would be exiled or sterilized. All books on multiculturalism, degeneracy and propaganda would be either burned or kept away from the general public.

Sounds pretty perfect tbqh

> Implying that half the countries on Earth wouldn't immediately start ripping each others' throats out without Team America around.

I guess krokodil isn't that good for your brain eh Serbia?

>depopulate the countryside
>right wing

pick one

>forced conversion of all Islamic religions
>the immediate enslavemebt and depopulation of all non-caucasoid people
>make an imperial army of earth to destroy the inevitable uprisings
>re-create a single global basic tax on mainly consumption, no income taxes or property taxes
>build a single governing council of 500 ministers to represent 500 new political divisions of earth
>stop any and all social engineering laws, maximize civil liberties for the caucasoid peoples of earth
>encourage private enterprise space flight as well as a government space colonization and exploration mission
>streamline all regualtory burdens to basically just those that hurt other citizens financially or medically, make most of these disputes settled in civil courts
>reduce welfare and social safety nets only to those that absolutely cannot care for themselves
>create standard of fitness for public health

What about deporting non whites from white countries?

>Implying my ideology is right wing

We don't have Krokodil here koala fucker. Destroying muslims and Americans would fix half of world's problems

Then you deserve death

All global technological efforts will be put towards achieving fully sapient AI in my lifetime and achieving fully immersive VR.

Then I lock everyone I don't like in Matrix style machines because they'll cheer and give me all their money as I imprison them for life in what they consider to be their utopia.

Also end all coal, "green", and other stupid energy systems and start putting the world entirely on effectively free Nuclear energy for everyone.

Then I'll take a hands off approach and retire to spider skull island while the top doctors and biomedical engineers of the world work on stopping me from dying with unlimited budgets.

Also Navies of Europe are under orders to sink all civilian crafts from Africa that enter their waters. and Turkey will be turned into an impassible nuclear wasteland. Israel, Iran, and the UAE will take care of themselves once everyone stops interacting with them.

Its just common sence

Call it the rhodesianempire and rid the earth of jews and niggers.

You might not follow a right wing ideology, but how could you say that depopulating the countryside is a good idea?

Can't spell either
Unsurprising

>using your global power to ban globalism among other things
really makes u think

1. Kill all non whites except for chinese and japanese
2. Unite the world while letting people keep their historic legacy, language and culture.
3. New Law: No Currencies allowed (Money makes wars right)
4. Turn into green energy
5. Make a system, where robots do most of the work and people who are working get more benefit.
6. When the transition is complete turn the whole thing into anarchy and let people live in peace.

Just something possible with todays technology, but world ain't going that direction cause no one will make profit out of that kind of system...

Kek

1. Kill the Jews
2.-10. Hookers and blow

>All global technological efforts will be put towards achieving fully sapient AI in my lifetime and achieving fully immersive VR.

Waste of effort, true AI is impossible with the conventional type of automatic computer that we have today.

I'm a graduate student studying Artificial Intelligence and I don't think we will have true recursive, general intelligence(the type of AI you are thinking about) until we develop some sort of biological-computer hybrid.

because its a waste of land that could be better populated by factories and farms

>no punctuation
nigger don't even start with that

>execute all nonwhites

You forgot germans, snownigger

>Gain global power
>2nd thing you do is ban your own power
Off to a good start

1Release the Enhanced Edition for The Witcher 3.
2go suck on some dick lol

4 days of work per week.
1 day of education per week.
2 days free per week.

A mobile workforce, with continued education will utilise new technology and advances throughout the lifespan

1. I drop a small nuke right onto Jerusalem. This will wipe out Israel and Palestine.

2. At the same time, I will drop another nuke into the heart of Mecca.

3. Establish large penal colonies around the globe. In the heart of North America I'll wall off Oklahoma for convenience sake, but the biggest of all will be the irradiated middle east. That will be the dumping ground of Europe.

4. Amass an army in North America to systematically hunt down kikes and arabs. Kill some, dump the rest in Oklahoma to die of starvation/kill themselves.

5. Do the same in Europe, dump them in fallout zone. Round of Pajeet too while I'm at it.

6. Once the niggers are scared good and proper, gather them all up and promise to take them back to Africa if they behave. Queue "yes massa we's be good!"

7. Ship them to Africa on cargo freighters, sink the boats. The ones traveling by train will just get blown up.

8. Send world army into sub-saharan Africa, purging it of all negro filth

9. Wall off the entirety of sub-saharan Africa and Madagascar, designate the entire area as a nature reserve.

10. Masturbate furiously.

>These next 9 actions shall be constitutional, and no descision shall go against them nor this one
>There shall only be 2 types of cities - one for production and trade, the other for dense living and culture
>Every Township gets 1 free billard table, along with 2 pool sticks, and balls, and 1 triangle, and shall be managed and put in the township building
>Islam shall only be practiced within the southern middle east, nothern africa, and central asia
>The internet shall remain a free place for all websites to be on, no matter how much they disagree with the government
>Fornication in all its forms shall be illegal
>If a person talks about how their people are superior, then they shall be moved to a location of where only their people reside within
>2 types of roads shall be established - one for motor vehicles, and one for horses/donkeys/cattle/pedestrians/bicycles/etc.
>If there is to be any welfare program established, it shall only provide food which is required for the body to live
>There shall be a legislative body for the planet of earth, in which representatives from different cultures shall vote on bills and other things

Mass extermination of blacks, anyone who doesnt speak English,
Death sentence for criminals, hasty trial
Capitalism like present day US
Unite the world under globalist rule
Secret police, with courts selected by my personal council
Also kill the gays

>>With you supreme power, what is the first ten things you do?
1) Stop the non-stop 24/7 Russian propaganda shitposting on Sup Forums

Then we'll just see where we're at without all the lies and bullshit.

This. They weren't called the Huns for nothing.

>Build myself a big huge castle
>get some 10/10 virgins to fuck
>make the whole world my slaves

I dont Need more

>Sulla
>Caesar
>Hitler
>Putin
>Erdogan

I mean, come on, dude.

>Enhanced Edition for The Witcher 3

Dismantle all governments so my favorite ancap memes can finally be real.

We don't need more factories or farms, there is more production than request (more than half of the food is wasted) and we certainly don't need more people to be fed, clothed, ecc.

Cancel any further elections.

Please yes

Sulla took it by military force though

1.Nuke everything outside of europe
2.Thats it really

Kill all traitors and their sympathizers and allies (jews, communists, etc.)

Nominate Christianity as the world religion

Ban all other religions

Create a Democratic Theocratic Republic, with officials required to be affiliated with the monastery

Nominate English as the world language

Leave Central Africa, the Amazon, and Australia as a containment zone for non-whites

Ban all forms of degeneracy

Ban Women from voting

Institute 22 Years old as the age of adulthood

Require marriage before 22 and after 15

>banning asians
>higher iqs and more red-pilled than whites
for what purpose, they don't even want white clay

>I'd make everyone nazi and kill all blacks and people who don't like Christian vaginal sex! Heil Hitler and white people am I right??

gfs for everyone!

>Ban Communism.
Does that mean we get rid of all the right wing fucktarded conservative traitors swearing allegiance to the Kremlin, too?

Count me in.

That would irradiate the entire planet and kill off europe anyway

>Take control of the media.
>Ban all firearms.
>Force a religion based after me.
>Get rid of all intellectuals
>Redistribute wealth to consolidate government as richest
>Take control of healthcare
>Set up reeducation camps for those who speak against the government.
>Create seven big spy agencies to pit against each other and the people.
>Set up Ministry of Truth and Goodthink
>Create education system that discourages dissent and encourages good think.

I would be good dictator, vote for me. All violence will end and we will enter an age of good thinking.

Exterminate all Niggers.

Glass the Middle East.

Racial Purity tests for all whites.

Clear the gene pool

Reduce world population from 7 Billion to 10 Million of selected Genes.

Remove Internet access for all people.

Restart Society.

Exterminate the niggers, then drink 9 beers.

eck,...
why not ban Christianity too? its just as fucking dumb and awful as the rest.

Hi plebbit.

>God
Sorry to be the one who tells you this, Sparky, but there's no gods behind the curtain. Just evil men,

It means I would restore nations while persecuting globalist shills. Get on my level.

>1.Destroy America
Thanks Usama. Or Vladimir. Hard to tell you guys apart.

1: Gas the Kikes
2: Lynch the Niggers
3: Remove Kebab
4: Electrecute the Fags
5: Condemn both (((Capitalism))) and (((Communism)))
6: Ban Race Mixing, Abortion and other forms of (((Social Liberalism)))
7: End Female Suffrage
8:Cull the Indian population
9: Declare myself God-Emperor of Mankind
10: Begin the Human conquest of Space

yes, Lukashenko did that in Belarus
No Erdogan isn't an example neither Maduro

Who do you think has been pulling the strings of the secret societies and the polytheistic religions.

The gods are very real, and they're going to burn for their little rebellion against God. We've already won as far as I am concerned.

Dich wähl ich nicht

Cancel any future elections

Purge the government of the previous administrations influence

Fuck whores on the desk.

>NEETS

Culture bomb all middle eastern countries with used gaming consoles and comics.

Create tax incentives with the greater genetic diversity of your spouse, the greater your return.

Abolish government put in it's place an open source AI dictatorship.

Make a sustainable society worldwide
by killing the jews

So be it

>Whole of earth will adopt American constitution and bill of rights, with amendments to ensure privacy
>Divide world into states the size of California/Texas combined, each operating as it is now in U.S.
>Exclusion zones will be middle east and africa
>Each state has maximum population cap
>No welfare, UBI instead, and cheap healthcare. ability to buy across state lines/barebones packages
>Work towards complete automation of all job sectores immediatly, huge push towrads astroid mining
>Cover most deserts with solar panels and space based solar plants beaming back to earth. Nuclear in non tectonic areas.
>States have 30k max military units, and all money will be phased to blockchain type system. No more banking systems like today
>Direct cash flow into AI, nanites, life extension, and neurosciences.
>Begin slow pop. reduction to 5Billion cap, mostly in Africa/Middle east.

No white womenz or gibsmedatz, no incentive to stay in white countries.

Right you are. But he was ratified by the Senate, so that probably tripped me up. I kind of admire him, so I guess I was hasty to put him on there.

1) Allow currency competition, with all currencies rated against a global currency backed by gold.

2) Institute a basic income of ~$15,000 a year

3) Broaden govt corruption laws and make the punishment for breaking them death

4) Pump massive funds into scientific research, nuclear power, and colonizing mars and the moon

5) Legalize prostitution

6) Institute a "Right to Try" law, this would allow terminally ill patients with no other recourse access to experimental drugs

7) Flat tax of 5% for everyone

8) Globally legalize all drugs with the understanding that any regional territory may themselves decide to make any substance they like illegal

9) Set up massive commissions to think about how to safely approach AI

10) 2 girls at once

Only one thing, really.

I'd deport all nonwhites to Australia and have my entire military make sure nobody leaves. Then I'd broadcast the resulting mess as evening entertainment on the one and only remaining TV channel which should be a good bit of fun.

Then we can do whatever. Colonize Mars. Or hell, even Africa.

Ist mir egal Freund.

Die Zukunft kommt noch wieter.

You are so fking cringe

THIS IS A SLIDE THREAD, DO NOT POST.

THEY ARE SLIDING THIS THREAD.

>Take control of the media.
>Ban all firearms.
>Force a religion based after me.
>Get rid of all intellectuals
>Redistribute wealth to consolidate government as richest
>Take control of healthcare
>Set up reeducation camps for those who speak against the government.
>Create seven big spy agencies to pit against each other and the people.
>Set up Ministry of Truth and Goodthink
>Create education system that discourages dissent and encourages good think.

What is this, Stalin's autobiography? You dumb shit.

were are going to need that shit for my conquest of the known universe

I would just relax, and watch happenings all day.
Hand have animes tailored to my taste.
And beer, and vidya.

Make Anime Real
Give out every white man a east asian waifu
Make Ford manufacture 60s mustangs again
idk the 14 words
Fuck all girlls I want

Only lefties are capable of the strong hand.
Caesar, Alexander the great, Napolean, Charlemagne, Castro..