Stop white wash

This is a story of a little boy named Theo who woke up one morning and asked his mother, “Mom, what if there were no Black people in the world?”

Well, his mother thought about that for a moment, and then said “Son, follow me around today and let’s just see what it would be like if there were no Black people in the world.”

Mom said, “Now go get dressed and we will get started.” Theo ran to his room to put on his clothes and shoes. His mother took one look at him and said “Theo, where are your shoes, and those clothes are all wrinkled son, I must iron them.”

But when she reached for the ironing board, it was no longer there. You see, Sarah Boone, a black woman, invented the ironing board and Jan E. Matzelinger, a black man, invented the shoe-lasting machine.

“Oh well,” she said, “please go and do something to your hair.” Theo ran in his room to comb his hair, but the comb was not there. You see, Walter Sammons, a black man, invented the comb. Theo decided to just brush his hair, but the brush was gone. You see, Lydia O. Newman, a black female, invented the brush.

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Well, this was a sight, no shoes, wrinkled clothes, hair a mess, even Mom’s hair, without the hair care inventions of Madam C. J. Walker, well you get the picture.

Mom told Theo, “let’s do our chores around the house and then take a trip to the grocery store.” Theo’s job was to sweep the floor. He swept and swept and swept. When he reached for the dust pan, it was not there. You see, Lloyd P. Ray, a black man, invented the dust pan. So he swept his pile of dirt over in the corner and left it there.

He then decided to mop the floor, but the mop was gone. You see, Thomas W. Stewart, a black man, invented the mop.

Theo yelled to his mom, “Mom, I’m not having any luck.” “Well son,” she said, “let me finish washing these clothes and we will prepare a list for the grocery store.” When the wash was finished, she went to place the clothes in the dryer but it was not there. You see, George T. Samon, a black man, invented the clothes dryer.

Mom asked Theo to go get a pencil and some paper to prepare their list for the market. So Theo ran for the paper and pencil but noticed the pencil lead was broken. Well, he was out of luck because John Love, a black man, invented the pencil sharpener.

Mom reached for a pen, but it was not there because William Purvis, a black man, invented the fountain pen. As a matter of fact, Lee Burridge invented the type-writing machine, and W. A. Lovette the advanced printing press.

Theo and his mother decided to head out to the market. Well, when Theo opened the door, he noticed the grass was as high as he was tall. You see, the lawn mower was invented by John Burr, a black man.

They made their way over to the car and found that it just wouldn’t go. You see, Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gear shift and Joseph Gammel invented the supercharge system for internal combustion engines. They noticed that the few cars that were moving were running into each other and having wrecks because there were no traffic signals. You see, Garrett A. Morgan, a black man invented the traffic light.

Well, it was getting late, so they walked to the market, got their groceries and returned home. Just when they were about to put away the milk, eggs and butter, they noticed the refrigerator was gone. You see, John Standard, a black man, invented the refrigerator. So they just left the food on the counter.

By this time, Theo noticed he was getting mighty cold. Mom went to turn up the heat, and what do you know. Alice Parker, a black female, invented the heating furnace. Even in the summer time they would have been out of luck because Frederick Jones, a black man, invented the air conditioner. It was almost time for Theo’s father to arrive home. He takes the bus. But there was no bus, because its precursor was the electric trolley, invented by another black man, Elbert R. Robinson.

He usually takes the elevator from his office on the 20th floor, but there was no elevator because Alexander Miles, a black man, invented the elevator. He also usually dropped off the office mail at a nearby mailbox, but it was no longer there because Philip Downing, a black man, invented the letter drop mailbox and William Barry invented the postmarking and canceling machine.

Theo and his mother sat at the kitchen table with their heads in their hands. When the father arrived, he asked, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” Why? Because Lewis Howard Latimer, a black man, invented the filament within the light bulb. Theo quickly learned what it would be like if there were no black people in the world. Not to mention if he were ever sick and needed blood. Charles Drew, a black scientist, found a way to preserve and store blood, which led to his starting the world’s first blood bank. And what if a family member had to have heart surgery? This would not have been possible without Dr. Daniel Hale Williams, a black doctor, who performed the first open heart surgery.

So if you every wonder, like Theo, where would we be with black people? Well, it’s pretty plain to see. We would still be in the DARK!!

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>blacks "invented" a table
>everything Matzelinger knew was taught to him by his father and teacher, a WHITE man who banged his black slave

Nice try nigga.

AYO HOL UP

*Spends thousands of years in Africa without creating anything*

SO YOUS IS SAYING

*Kills a white family*

DAT WE WUZ

*Spacks lips profusely*

INVENTORZ 'N SHIEET!

>me be Krug
>be caveman
>live 20,000 years ago
>me have matted hair
>me reach for animal bone me use to comb hair
>but me can't find because comb won't exist until black man invents it 19,950 years from now

it's crazy how a simple pasta deconstructs Sup Forums's entire stance on race and innovation. Did not even have to resort to peanut butter. I'm legitimately impressed and re-considering my blind racism, lads.

We'd be living in harmony if there were no black people

You should, we are all God's children, this needless bigotry just divides us.

>all those empty stares

Wow, they really did invent erryting

>Black people invented everything
>Live in poisonous shitholes in clay tents or whiteman's trash

Fucking morons

The problem is that none of this is true. It's MTV-tier bullshit.

Elevators, for example, were used in primitive form by the Romans, and powered elevators were developed by and improved by a number of (white) Europeans during the Industrial Era. And Elisha Otis, a White American, invented the modern saftey elevator.

Th first Supercharger was invented by Dugald Clerk, and Englishmen.

>Garrett Morgan's cross-shaped, crank-operated semaphore was not among the first half-hundred patented traffic signals, nor was it "automatic" as is sometimes claimed, nor did it play any part in the evolution of the modern traffic light.

Just because you found a KANG who filed a patent for something doesn't mean that thing was created solely by dindus.

Sup Forums BTFO again. Honestly who is the real enemy of Sup Forums? niggers, jews, turkroaches, liberals, immigrants, refugees.

I'm going to tell you a story OP.

The very next day after thinking about everything his mother taught him he asked her "Well, what if white people didn't exist?" and she showed him pic related.

heyy, wait a sec! The girls repeat!

patents, not inventions

stupid nigger

it's literally just 10 girls or so repeated all the time

wtf I literally hate white people now after reading this.

>We would still be in the DARK!!

Make it easier for niggers to rob us and sheit

>What is the Tower of Babel

My dick when your mom tries to talk while she's blowing me.

TLDR. Post waifus

You are all fucking retarded, because none of this is true.

It is afro-centric bullshit.

>Sarah Boone
Did not invent the ironing board, she just got patents for modifications

>Jan Ernst Matzeliger
Firstly he was a half breed, his father was a dutch engineer. Secondly he did not invent shoes so OP implying that the kid would have no shoes is rediculous. All he did was make a machine that produced shoes faster.

>Walter Sammons
He did not invent combs, the first ones were already used 5,000 years ago in Persia and there were shitlaods of US patents before his

>Lydia O. Newman
She did not invent the brush
The earliest U.S. patent for a modern hairbrush was by Hugh Rock in 1854 (34 years before Lydia's patent)

Etc etc...

Every single one of these is nonsense

Nice meme. Most of these things weren't actually invented by niggers.

>A litteral board with fabric on it
>ground up nuts
>implying people weren't combing their hair before 1920
>or brushing it
>who the fuck has machine their shoes and considering the many robots whites and asians have created a shoe lacing machine would be no challenge, we just aren't lazy enough to make one.
>a pan in which dust is collected, a length of fabric for moving water across the floor with. I think I'll go patent the cup if hasn't already been done.
>the dryer
Well you've got me there but I couldn't find any evidence of this outside of quora.
>i guess i'll use my pen knife then to sharpen my pencil then.
>In 1575 an Italian printmaker, Francesco Rampazzetto, invented the scrittura tattile, a machine to impress letters in papers.
>drbacchus.com/william-purvis-and-fountain-pens/
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edwin_Beard_Budding
I would go on but the list is getting tedious.

AIGHT HOL UP HOL UP
>crushes peanuts

SO YOU BE SAYIN
>thatches mud hut

DAT WE WUZ
>contracts malaria

HOL UP NOW
>ignites tire

WE WUZ KANGZ TOO
>uses ebt card

Don't bring your hate here.

All paid whores.

>Facts = hate

>The table was invented in the 1800's

First post down... So far all lies.
more horseshit and half truths
half truths again
more half truths. Miles didn't invent an elevator, he invented an automatic elevator door.

The bits of truth in these are all fine and dandy, but this is all more lies than truth.

Well if Maury Shekelstien doesn't want to be a Nazi anymore then what am I doing here? Lets pack up lads and head to reddit.

>"Where's dad, Mom?" asked Theo?
>"Theo," Mom said, suddenly missing a beat peeling apples, "would you go play in your room please?"
>Theo heard Mom sniffing like she was cutting onions, but, he thought, he was cutting apples.
>Oh well, they wuz kangz!
>The End

>FACT: The only reason white people exist is because some woman fucked a neanderthal and fooled her man into believing it was his.
The white man refuses to accept that he is a race of cucks.

That kid is wearing clothing and has food in his hand as well as both hands. Your story is fantasy not mere fiction.

Learn the bible ffs.

This

Nigger logic = I just attached square wheels to my office chair, I therefore invented the office chair.

Best thing about this is I know a white coal burner girl who named her bastard son Theo. The father is out of the picture. Just fantastic

Fucking kek!
>The ironing board
>The comb
>The hairbrush

i see a nigger everyday and i'm about to pay the tribute next time

That... doesn't make the neanderthal a cuck... ? Are you retarded?

Muh dik is the only "argument" a nigger can put forth. Ultimately the joke is on you because this is degradation, beastiality tier, porn. Meaning even the Jewish producers know niggers are not human. It's like watching somebody sucking on a turd.

But when Theo went for his bike it was still where he left it.

LIES , a simple check and knowledge can disprove all of those bullshits

>not sure if just trying hard to poorly troll or just a CNN tier pleb