I've been meaning to host a risk game for a bit, finally getting around to it. And while I was at it I decided to make a brand spanking new ruleset edit of a really good map Thoth made. There are unlimited player slots. Either until map room runs out or there are no more colors. Most likely however there will only be maybe 5 people over the previous limit. But that's the goal, to make this Risk a clusterfuck of sorts.
Secondly I made a ghetto adaptation of the ideology/govt system some other dude used for a Risk thread one time. It's more cosmetic than anything else, the bonus modifiers will spice warfare up hopefully.
If you want to create a new ideology make a name, two modifiers (one positive one negative), and give an icon to use for it.
And yes, I amended the open borders rule. If you're stupid enough to let someone surround you in a mutual war then by golly I'll let you do it.
5 Players to start. Turn time limit will be somewhere between 5 and 7 minutes. No idea how long I'll go for, if the thread gets deleted mistakenly (Risk threads do not violate the rules and this is not to slide) I'll make a new one unless I am b& or something.
>Name >color >location Oh and if there's something fucked up on the map, please tell so I can fix it.
>Estonian Reclamation Society (ERS for short) >Gray >Central Oklahoma
Lincoln Gray
Reminder: There's a ideology cosmetic/bonus system in place if you want to use it. I assume not but I should have added >ideology (not required) to the OP format to make it more visible. Apologies.
Brody Fisher
Can you do +/-0?
Gavin Taylor
Specify how it works What's stopping me from creating a +4 +4?
Tbh you should really be more specific with the rule, or at least have more preset ideologies and restrict us to that Yeah there's a lot of people I haven't played with in a while.
Christian Johnson
>Confederate Army >California >Grey >Fascism
Dominic Roberts
Yeah see, this is what im talking about, you didnt set limits on the bonuses
Jackson Kelly
The way the modifiers are supposed to work is by either buffing your individual rolls and debuffing your state bonuses or buffing your state bonuses while debuffing your rolls. Simple yet autistic. Modifiers go + -, buff and debuff It is pretty gay, it be an optional thing matey Oy vey, wait did I fuck up my own rules on the map, thought I added the + - requirement in.
Also shit 5 people, I'll have the mupdate for the first round up in a sec
Nicholas Foster
Pink Republic of Texas Minnesota
Charles Young
Sign me up for anarchocapitalism senpai
Benjamin Morales
OH SHIT NOW I UNDERSTAND in that case i take Imperialism
Isaiah Gomez
>Leaf Nation >Dark Blue >Fascism >Michigan
Luke Hughes
socialist dictatorship of elizabeth warren
purple
boston
Jack Johnson
+4/-1 then.
Thomas Fisher
me 2
Jace Hall
Bonus has to equal +1
Angel Wilson
Mupdate 1
All these will be counted for turn 2:
Noah Perry
also i take communism as my ideology
Connor Moore
>mfw meant to start in Arizona Fill Nevada then Utah.
Nathan Morales
FIll minnesota
Camden Clark
Rolling to fill California
Luke Sullivan
>Ape Nation >Black >Imperialist >Ohio
Gavin Wright
Oh Just make me anarchocapatalist like Somalia
Fill Baja cali
Noah Hill
eesti, REEEE
also, fill oklahoma
Xavier Hughes
Navy blue was taken, can I take red instead
still starting off with same stuff (michigan, fascism, leaf nation name)
Julian Taylor
Spill Arizona
Julian Howard
fuck i forgot my bonus
Nolan Campbell
Alliance?
Connor Williams
Russia Pink Alaska
Aaron Cruz
Move north into alabama
Michael Rogers
27th McReich Black South Texas Fashy
Justin Hernandez
pick another color
Dylan Perez
Actually ancap
Alexander Nguyen
fill mass spill into maine
Eli Wright
Sure
Oliver Butler
fill georgia
Connor Kelly
Also make me yellow
Andrew Jackson
{R:+5/B:-4} >{R:+5/B:-4} {R:+5/B:-4} >{R:+5/B:-4}
Ethan Brooks
Maroon
Daniel Baker
...
Lucas Flores
How does this work then? You just spam gets an unlimited amount of times between updates and hope for the best?
John White
That's actually a way to stop bonuses from going negative. But you know what, I think I'll adopt a shorthand limit to the bonuses.
There has to be a difference of 1 for any bonuses. Also TURN 2 END DAMN I was late to calling it..
Cooper Hughes
update
John Morales
Get off Sup Forums, you're part of the problem
Joseph Scott
A
Chase Lee
Some dark color New Germania North Dakota start
Caleb Torres
These threads dont belong on tg nor qst
Gabriel Thomas
fill michigan
Kayden Cook
Do me a favor and point out 5 "important" threads that are being slid because of these threads.
Don't include your shitposts either you fucking leaf
Christopher Johnson
>leaf >implying we're going to listen to a leaf
Ryder Jackson
stfu leafshit
Matthew Martin
FUCKING
Austin Brown
Donald trump any color Alaska rollto fill
Jason Hall
You're failing to see the issue here. I don't think any thread is being slid at any time, that is a conspiracy theory some autists have here. It's mostly people baiting other people or spamming for fun. Nor am I saying this thread is of this kind. It is simply out of place and forbidden (read the rules). The moment the rules stop being applied, you get chaos, and from there, you get Sup Forums 2.0
Owen Russell
Pick a different place
Henry White
Stop embarrasing us leafs more
Kayden Harris
OP PUT ME SOMEWHERE SECLUDED
Grayson Phillips
This is b 2.0
Well b before it was JUST porn.
Julian Flores
>implying Sup Forums had any form of discourse to begin with That's strike one, strike 2 and you're out
I'm failing to see the problem here?
This thread is related to politics, just because people have fun playing a game doesn't mean it shouldn't be allowed
DESU, I made myself learn European geography and capitals because of risk maps, so it has that appeal
Dylan Mitchell
>learn geography for risk I admit I did the exact same thing
Cameron Ward
Scorpiongirl Colony Expands (+30)
The Confederates put up their boogie boards and get to conquering the hellish nightmare that is California (+27)
Allahustan pushes the will of Allah onto the people of Baja California and Arizona. (+33)
The Estonians enrich Oklahoma (+15)
Pepe Nation invades Alabama (+31)
Elizabeth Warren dominates Massachusetts and finds one of Obama's secret failsafe terrorist nukes under the city. (+18 AND nuke)
Jimmy Carter declares martial law and then orders his national guardsmen to secure the state (+26)
Not even sure what you be is asking homie
Anyhow Mupdate 2. Took about 20 mins, Jesus. Sorry for the wait. Future turns may turn out the same.
Okay.
You sure you don't want Islam?
Do you want this roll to count for next round after Texas is in existence?
Thanks for the bump
Samuel Bailey
fill georgia for the Furher Jimmy
Logan Thomas
fill new york
Christopher Nguyen
sure dude
Wyatt Russell
Fill Arizona, spill New Mexico
Daniel Thompson
Conquer Nevada, then Utah. Alliance?
John Morgan
>next round after No I meant THIS round sorry
Connor Watson
Filling my enclosure (Ohio)
Asher Robinson
EVEN MORE OKLAHOMA
Nathan James
Fill Alaska. I'm now an Imperialist.
Owen Nelson
Fill Michigan please
Austin Stewart
3D Straight, spill into Indiana if need be. Hoo, hoo.
Robert Morris
>[+4/-3] Oh did you pick imperialism?
Justin Baker
Yes
Elijah Russell
Also can I take fascism as my ideology?
John Edwards
Flood mississippi
Noah Watson
4D Straight +100 Spill into Luisiana
Jacob Wright
Turn 2 End. Currently calcing rolls and painting map. Will post in a few mins hang tight if you're still in it.
Cooper Nguyen
How is it related to politics? Saging, my man.
Chase Hughes
Oh shit are you heaven?
Lincoln Perez
Mupdate #3
Jimmy Carter declares Georgia a glorious empire and continues his conquest (+3)
Elizabeth Warren sends her ACORN squads to New York to preface an invasion, the sabotage attempt fails but the invasion commences smoothly despite. (+15)
The Texan Republic thaws out its rangers and tramples the native Minnesotans. (+40) (counting the roll that's higher since why not)
Allahustan breaks their NAP with the remaining citizens of Arizona (+36) (Baja Cali +1 is in effect since 1 - 4 < 0)
The Scorpiongirls gang up and sting every last living creature in Nevada (+28)
The apes score big and completely dominate Ohio (+57)
The Estonians continue steamrolling Oklahoma (+9)
The Russians take more Alaskan ice (+9)
The Canadian invaders proclaim themselves to be fascist and continue to push into Michigan (+23)
The Pepes completely destroy Alabama and spread to Mississippi (+105)
Elijah Evans
Fill AZ, spill NM
Kayden Wood
Fill Alaska
Wyatt Ross
fill georgia
Hudson Rivera
fill michigan again
Landon Wood
That's not what I wanted to do but okay. Move into luisiana please.
Chase Brooks
Fill Nevada then Utah.
Carter Watson
Fill wisconsin spill minnesota (SHEEEEEEEIIIT)
Ayden Cook
[B+4/R-3] Finishing up in Ohio and spilling into Indiana
Kevin Robinson
Benis :DD
Montana :DD
orange :DD
Easton Thompson
oh and fascism
Jaxson Perry
fill new york, spill into vermont/new hampshire
Carter Hernandez
Aight I'm going to cut the game short and make this the last round, all rolls are amplified X3 for funsies Benis' roll counts
Jaxson Williams
Rolling early cuz fuck you and your pasta, shitalian :^)