Murrican Risk - Experimental new Memey Rules/Conditions

I've been meaning to host a risk game for a bit, finally getting around to it.
And while I was at it I decided to make a brand spanking new ruleset edit of a really good map Thoth made.
There are unlimited player slots. Either until map room runs out or there are no more colors. Most likely however there will only be maybe 5 people over the previous limit. But that's the goal, to make this Risk a clusterfuck of sorts.

Secondly I made a ghetto adaptation of the ideology/govt system some other dude used for a Risk thread one time. It's more cosmetic than anything else, the bonus modifiers will spice warfare up hopefully.

If you want to create a new ideology make a name, two modifiers (one positive one negative), and give an icon to use for it.

And yes, I amended the open borders rule. If you're stupid enough to let someone surround you in a mutual war then by golly I'll let you do it.

5 Players to start. Turn time limit will be somewhere between 5 and 7 minutes. No idea how long I'll go for, if the thread gets deleted mistakenly (Risk threads do not violate the rules and this is not to slide) I'll make a new one unless I am b& or something.

>Name
>color
>location
Oh and if there's something fucked up on the map, please tell so I can fix it.

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Florida
Green
Pepe Nation

Jimmy's Land
Navy Blue
Georgia

>Estonian Reclamation Society (ERS for short)
>Gray
>Central Oklahoma

Reminder: There's a ideology cosmetic/bonus system in place if you want to use it. I assume not but I should have added
>ideology (not required)
to the OP format to make it more visible. Apologies.

Can you do +/-0?

Specify how it works
What's stopping me from creating a +4 +4?

Scorpiongirl Colony
Nevada
Gold

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Allahustan
Baja Cali
Brown

can we just not do that? pretty gay.

We havent played in ages, bud.

Islam

The power of jihad gives me +4/+4 :^)

Tbh you should really be more specific with the rule, or at least have more preset ideologies and restrict us to that
Yeah there's a lot of people I haven't played with in a while.

>Confederate Army
>California
>Grey
>Fascism

Yeah see, this is what im talking about, you didnt set limits on the bonuses

The way the modifiers are supposed to work is by either buffing your individual rolls and debuffing your state bonuses or buffing your state bonuses while debuffing your rolls. Simple yet autistic.
Modifiers go + -, buff and debuff
It is pretty gay, it be an optional thing matey
Oy vey, wait did I fuck up my own rules on the map, thought I added the + - requirement in.

Also shit 5 people, I'll have the mupdate for the first round up in a sec

Pink
Republic of Texas
Minnesota

Sign me up for anarchocapitalism senpai

OH SHIT NOW I UNDERSTAND
in that case i take Imperialism

>Leaf Nation
>Dark Blue
>Fascism
>Michigan

socialist dictatorship of elizabeth warren

purple

boston

+4/-1 then.

me 2

Bonus has to equal +1

Mupdate 1


All these will be counted for turn 2:

also i take communism as my ideology

>mfw meant to start in Arizona
Fill Nevada then Utah.

FIll minnesota

Rolling to fill California

>Ape Nation
>Black
>Imperialist
>Ohio

Oh
Just make me anarchocapatalist like Somalia

Fill Baja cali

eesti, REEEE

also, fill oklahoma

Navy blue was taken, can I take red instead

still starting off with same stuff (michigan, fascism, leaf nation name)

Spill Arizona

fuck i forgot my bonus

Alliance?

Russia
Pink
Alaska

Move north into alabama

27th McReich
Black
South Texas
Fashy

pick another color

Actually ancap

fill mass spill into maine

Sure

fill georgia

Also make me yellow

{R:+5/B:-4}
>{R:+5/B:-4}
{R:+5/B:-4}
>{R:+5/B:-4}

Maroon

...

How does this work then? You just spam gets an unlimited amount of times between updates and hope for the best?

That's actually a way to stop bonuses from going negative. But you know what, I think I'll adopt a shorthand limit to the bonuses.


There has to be a difference of 1 for any bonuses.
Also TURN 2 END
DAMN I was late to calling it..

update

Get off Sup Forums, you're part of the problem

A

Some dark color
New Germania
North Dakota start

These threads dont belong on tg nor qst

fill michigan

Do me a favor and point out 5 "important" threads that are being slid because of these threads.

Don't include your shitposts either you fucking leaf

>leaf
>implying we're going to listen to a leaf

stfu leafshit

FUCKING

Donald trump any color Alaska rollto fill

You're failing to see the issue here.
I don't think any thread is being slid at any time, that is a conspiracy theory some autists have here.
It's mostly people baiting other people or spamming for fun.
Nor am I saying this thread is of this kind.
It is simply out of place and forbidden (read the rules). The moment the rules stop being applied, you get chaos, and from there, you get Sup Forums 2.0

Pick a different place

Stop embarrasing us leafs more

OP PUT ME SOMEWHERE SECLUDED

This is b 2.0

Well b before it was JUST porn.

>implying Sup Forums had any form of discourse to begin with
That's strike one, strike 2 and you're out

I'm failing to see the problem here?

This thread is related to politics, just because people have fun playing a game doesn't mean it shouldn't be allowed

DESU, I made myself learn European geography and capitals because of risk maps, so it has that appeal

>learn geography for risk
I admit I did the exact same thing

Scorpiongirl Colony Expands (+30)

The Confederates put up their boogie boards and get to conquering the hellish nightmare that is California (+27)

Allahustan pushes the will of Allah onto the people of Baja California and Arizona. (+33)

The Estonians enrich Oklahoma (+15)

Pepe Nation invades Alabama (+31)

Elizabeth Warren dominates Massachusetts and finds one of Obama's secret failsafe terrorist nukes under the city. (+18 AND nuke)

Jimmy Carter declares martial law and then orders his national guardsmen to secure the state (+26)

Not even sure what you be is asking homie

Anyhow Mupdate 2. Took about 20 mins, Jesus.
Sorry for the wait. Future turns may turn out the same.

Okay.


You sure you don't want Islam?

Do you want this roll to count for next round after Texas is in existence?

Thanks for the bump

fill georgia for the Furher Jimmy

fill new york

sure dude

Fill Arizona, spill New Mexico

Conquer Nevada, then Utah.
Alliance?

>next round after
No I meant THIS round sorry

Filling my enclosure (Ohio)

EVEN MORE OKLAHOMA

Fill Alaska.
I'm now an Imperialist.

Fill Michigan please

3D Straight, spill into Indiana if need be. Hoo, hoo.

>[+4/-3]
Oh did you pick imperialism?

Yes

Also can I take fascism as my ideology?

Flood mississippi

4D Straight +100
Spill into Luisiana

Turn 2 End. Currently calcing rolls and painting map.
Will post in a few mins hang tight if you're still in it.

How is it related to politics?
Saging, my man.

Oh shit are you heaven?

Mupdate #3

Jimmy Carter declares Georgia a glorious empire and continues his conquest (+3)

Elizabeth Warren sends her ACORN squads to New York to preface an invasion, the sabotage attempt fails but the invasion commences smoothly despite. (+15)

The Texan Republic thaws out its rangers and tramples the native Minnesotans. (+40) (counting the roll that's higher since why not)

Allahustan breaks their NAP with the remaining citizens of Arizona (+36)
(Baja Cali +1 is in effect since 1 - 4 < 0)

The Scorpiongirls gang up and sting every last living creature in Nevada (+28)

The apes score big and completely dominate Ohio (+57)

The Estonians continue steamrolling Oklahoma (+9)

The Russians take more Alaskan ice (+9)

The Canadian invaders proclaim themselves to be fascist and continue to push into Michigan (+23)

The Pepes completely destroy Alabama and spread to Mississippi (+105)

Fill AZ, spill NM

Fill Alaska

fill georgia

fill michigan again

That's not what I wanted to do but okay.
Move into luisiana please.

Fill Nevada then Utah.

Fill wisconsin spill minnesota
(SHEEEEEEEIIIT)

[B+4/R-3]
Finishing up in Ohio and spilling into Indiana

Benis :DD

Montana :DD

orange :DD

oh and fascism

fill new york, spill into vermont/new hampshire

Aight I'm going to cut the game short and make this the last round, all rolls are amplified X3 for funsies
Benis' roll counts

Rolling early cuz fuck you and your pasta, shitalian :^)

Fill only the sea