Welcome to the Salty Shekel, how jewish are ya?
Welcome to the Salty Shekel, how jewish are ya?
fishes can't walk
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>most of my clothes are ill fitting and have holes in them from wear
>have money but don't buy any new ones
>Still haven't bought my mother a Birthday present from last week
Many Jewish.
just look at me dance
is the entrance free of charge?
I think this will do
Well so far today I've had sex with 8 Palestinian children and afterwards I thanked them by annexing there land for Israeli settlement
maybe you're just a complete cunt
You can come in.
Im so Jewish that I started a white nationalist podcast and arranged for supports to meet up in real life.
Admittance is free right?
I've voted for Merkel once :^)
At least I'm not from New Zealand
I bought a car, drove it for 40k miles, and sold it for a profit
I love living here actually, peaceful as fuck tbqh.
Btw, enjoy losing the carp war, if your hellish weather let's you last that long
Which night is bogo night?
I watch the Hebrew Hammer annually.
I refuse to buy goods or services from goyim - they don't deserve my shekels.
now hold on, what about the drinks? is water free?
Have you read about the pendant that may have belonged to Anne Frank goy--guys?
Also did you know that Hitler had a deformed penis? He was also addicted to meth, performed satanic rituals and was only 5'3".
m8 you already proved yourself.
>free water
Haha nice joke my fellow gods chosen. You know we charge for everything here.
Is everyone in New Zealand a hobbit on a quest to find a gold ring?
>monaco
mischling. My dad converted. Can I still get 2 crabby patties plz?
1/8
It hurts to live.
that was only during the late 70s
learn your history
Who is this hairy fairy?
That building looks unsafe. Even though everyone there entered of they're own free will and nobody was actually harmed, somebody could potentially get hurt, maybe.
Gib shekels or go out of business.
That's a 200 lb sexually active male emu warrior in his prime.
Many have tried to find out who she is but they have all failed.
I believe she was just a random woman hired by some Aussie bestiality loving faggot to pose next to his emu master
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im so jewish i encourage mass immigration to outbreed white people becuase they are the only race that has ever proved a problem to us
I shill blacked.com and Israeli interests on a Nigerian cave painting forum
I live in the Israel of the West and spend all day plotting how to outsmart my enemies.
I'd sell me schlepping mother for a shekel
I tolyed this goy i would give em a dolla if he would apoligize for the holocau$t, then i gave it to em then robbed him for it back
I use both sides of the toilet paper to save money
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I have very dry hands
How Jewish am I? I ate a bowl full of dreidels for breakfast is the morning
So?
I bring my own drink at a fast food restaurant for the free refill.
without any pennies in it
Anyone ever notice how a pack of Hebrew national hotdogs only have seven dogs in the pack?
I have transcended the three dimensions of space and am moving in hyper-abstract dimensions stealing bowls of soup from before the mouths of goy children
(Shudders) Step right in sir
How Jewish am I? I once saw pork selling for 99 cents a pound and was genuinely conflicted.
if you don't let me and I will sue you for every penny you have
Drinks are free?
I made the whole world believe 6 gorillion died
WITHOUT ANY PROOF
your mom is
Im so jewish i charge my wife rent
Do you have Manischewitz?
Of course not, she must pay to be fucked! Ohoho!
kek
>owls
>frogs
>giant dancing baby
What's this from?
I got Sup Forums to elect a pro-Jewish candidate as the POTUS.
>tfw never given a tip and I've lived in the US for 8 months, eating out multiple times a week.
Pure khazar judaic heritage
Holy shit
10/10
People call me a kike and I'm not even Jewish. Even other Jews. The people of Mecklenberg have always out-kiked the kikes.