ITT: Alex Jones is the designated survivor of the inauguration. Bomb drops killing everybody at inauguration...

ITT: Alex Jones is the designated survivor of the inauguration. Bomb drops killing everybody at inauguration. Alex Jones is now the president of the United States.

Russians can't become president. Only natural born citizens.

His first act as president:
I'm gonna skip this break, this is too important

What a time to be alive

IT'S IN THEIR WHITE PAPERS PEOPLE!

Disclaimer: Rare Alex picture, stealing/downloading is prohibited

WTF YOURE THAT FUCKING LEAF THAT STOLE MY RARE ALEX FUCK YOUUU

just so long as we don't see him in bed with a goblin

That would make a good timeline but I support Trump still.

Proof?

>Tfw Alex wins in 2024

Finally. We can stop the globalists!

7 seconds too late nice try pal.

you have to go back

We already did user.

Free male vitality and water filters for every registered voter!

my sides

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Bill Hicks would not be impressed.

wait a damn minute...THIS THREAD IS BRILLIANT.
we'll meme alex jones into the presidency in 2024.
>the reason about why he should be president? "he is going to continue trump job in MAGA"

Fuck you to hell and back leaf. I explicitly told you in that thread to not steal it. If I see you post it in another Jones thread I'll kick your ass

we won't have a country soon if this keeps up

We'll see about that

I love that if you go to his website, he's literally selling snake oil.

Alex Jones... The Jew of the people.

You're fucked, leafer

Sounds about right

All you have are common Alex pics, nigger

I just stole it now too ;)

Yeah?

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THEY'RE TURNING THE FRICKEN FROGS GAY!!!!

Jones 2020