Interviews asexuals

>interviews asexuals
>this is what they look like
KEK

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I am fantasizing about not fucking her

What a bunch of BS
I'm getting tired of this shit.
People go through periods of not having sexual desire, but to put it out there like it's a special condition it's a travesty

I work with a girl who told me she was Asexual the other day.
But she's also a lesbian..
I don't get how that works.

They all look like missfits, what a suprize

>miller
that's a dude?

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It's a wizard

it means she wants extra special snowflake attention

post moar OP this is hilarious

the problem with these bitches is that they haven't been introduced to my big meaty cock.

It's unusual in adults, and is often explored in conjunction with many other personal factors when treating depression and other mental illnesses.

Agreed that in and of itself, it's literally nothing.

your typical inmature tumblr bitch
your typical faggot from /r9k/
your typical homoerotic dude

>That hairy pedophile-looking fatass has been "in a situation that could have become sexual"
>Be 23
>No woman has ever so much as smiled at me
Just gas my shit up, famalam

Do they fap?

Not SECRETLY gay, no.

>all that clown paint simulating arousal
>Doesnt know what attraction is

sure I believe you

>have no sexual desire
>masturbate anyway
????

This guy has a 2D waifu

I masturbate to a lot of abstract shit.

Can I be Asexual now?

OK define abstract.

There is only one kek

>i fap
>i fantisize about that coworker
>i'm not sexual
Doesnt even make aense

Witnessed and kek'd

It's bad when Japan says this

how ugly are you ffs

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Grade A attention whore. I bet she's been dicked plenty of times

2/10 is what others say

But I'd like to think, not as ugly as that guy.

That's a vote fetish not really abstract. So no you're not asexual.

Where's the "I'm asexual - here begins my mitosis" picture when you need it?

How about this?

>OK define abstract.
just look yourself at the mirror over there and post results

But she didn't like it

Kek

This too

how about me?

This is me, but I also fap to this

>21

that guy looks at least 30

Tiles, they fascinate me.

Ok the auto spam bot is a fucking duche. But just wanted to say
>tfw finally screencapped
Hello plebbit

This is real. But what do you call it?

Being a fag.

it doesn't have a name but we call the people who like them "tile fuckers"

lmao
You'll find someone, try doing online dating to get the self-esteem up first, go on a couple dates then go out into the world and find that special someone.

Come on, we're both Americans, be cool.

You could never understand their sublime sensuality you fucking barbarian

I'm only here because I have to be here I'd rather be in my home country. Canada.

I remember this copypasta

I've seen this one already on r/Sup Forums.

she just dropped the double challenge on you. now you have to get in her pants.

I see it.

>could have become sexual
>it was profoundly uncomfortable

つまり
>a girl sat next to me
>"don't touch me you whore"

It's like looking at the building blocks of the universe, so erotic

i dont like them dirty

That hair is pretty sweet, its like real life barristers hair from the UK Courts.

>typical/pol/poster.png

hahahah, i remember this.

clean up, dress up, smile... you'd be surprised how much your appearance is based on your attitude

Hnnnnggghhhh

Asexual is not a fucking thing. He has a problem. We must not normalize peoples problems.

>what does spam fantasize about? Attention?

im asexual but i masturbate to this

>wizard
>find psychical intimacy with another person disturbing

even I wouldn't label my self asexual. It is very clear what I am attracted to even if I find the the very act to disgusting and close to ever do. Seriously, how do people fuck another person when they are breathing close to you, so fucking gross?

You are not a special snow flake that deserves a special label

>Finish mopping and cleaning precious tiles

>Take satisfaction in that clean smell and their cool touch on your cock

How can females even compete?

>Asexual
>see picture
Hes just making up excuses for being a virgin. The women are just attention whoring.

YOU!!!!!
EXPLAIN!!!!

They are beautiful, why do you even need it explained

I don't know how they define asexual but I'm disgusted by physical contact and I have the Ass Burgers.

I would NEVER sexually touch a man, women, animal, etc. and if anyone tried I would shoot them in the face. I still jerk off to the female body though.

to be honest, asexual is just low testosterone, i have low testosterone, i started masturbating when i was 12 after i found porn on jewgle. its mostly being desensitized to sex. i sometimes want to fuck hwite women when i get exercise or do my therapy. with all the zenostregens in all the food and water that causes low testosterone. its an easy fix, ban porn and all the sex on tv and in movies and stop putting estrogen into food and water

I know right?

is that why all chinese people work 14 hours a day in a tile factory?

single combat gets me hard

>muh meme self diagnosis

You have low test cause of your shitty genes, stop trying to blame the world.

>But that doesn't mean they don't masturbate
Isn't that exactly what makes them so "Special"? The fact they don't feel sexual urges?

Motherfucking Weird Al Yankovic

what the fuck, nobody has called out op

((((((((Hovitz))))))))

fuck this place is normie b now why do i bother

This guy was the best

>low testoserone cuz muh genes
uh no nigger. i have low t because i can barely walk, cant lift my arms above my head and can barely wipe my ass from a car accident. post actual arguments instead of burger proxying you shit dick leaf

>asexual
Well, there are much worse disorders, and how the fuck could they possibly be depressed? Because they're hit on sometimes? They might be raped and not somewhat enjoy it? Fuck their baseless victimhood.

because thats just common knowledge, why would we have to call it out when its only (((them))) putting out this trash anymore

Yet they fantasize and masturbate.

Sounds like people just want a label.

is that ur leg? looks like you took a red hot cheese grater to it

>no I'm not secretly gay
Hmmm the projection is strong here

>A Sexual women are raped when they were young and fear all men and are grossed out by the idea of lesbianism
>are super fat/ugly they know they'll never find a partner to meet their own standards
>A Sexual men are super fat/ugly or castrated in some accident

Ah now it all makes sense

yah thats my leg just below the knee, thats a skin graph healing after 3 months

This is where we separate the newfags from the slightly less newfags

did they take the skin off of a snake?

It's a mesh they use.

>gets in accident
>blames muh zenoestrogens instead of his inability to move

What the flying fuck is wrong with you? Did it damage your brain too? Next time just be like, oh, got in a car wreck so my test is low instead of making up some tinfoil bullshit.

i wish, then i would have some serious swag. think about it, snake skin skin. they took it off my thigh just above the knee since my leg wouldnt be moving in a long time. they take almost a litteral cheese grater to take the skin off in thin layers and place it on the wound and hope it heals

Brutal man. Much luck to ya!

If it's really you, post a screenshot of your spank bank right now

I really don't care for special snowflake labels. But basically I don't give a fuck about getting my dick wet.
I could do it naturally, I have the money to go to a brothel if I wanted to do it that way too. But I just don't care. I just don't want to deal with the bullshit just to get sex. Had sex a lot when I was younger, but I just don't care now. It's like a good foot message or backrub. It is just physical pleasure and it just isn't worth the hassle or headache.

That being said the only thing I want as an "asexual" would be for people to stop asking if if I have a wife/girlfriend/kids and if I say no to stop trying to fix my "problem". Because I am pretty content. Emotional stress/alimony payments/divorce splitting up assets/child support/etc just doesn't seem like a good time to me.

Even if nothing too terrible happens. I don't like the idea of my entire life changing and never being able to go back to how it was once you have kids. I've been raised my whole life and even with people at work "yeah once you have kids, you don't sleep, you don't have time for anything else, you can't do what you want. You can't spend money on what you want" and it just sounds so fucking awful.

Those do get me hard.

are you retarded?
>denys estrogen is in milk, food, and water
kys, literally kys

>did it damage your brain to
yes, thats called a concussion, what are you 12? you've never taken a health class?

For real thinking of doing my bathroom in a slate, Grey/Black theme

What would you recommend for the walls and shower?