ENGLAND IS GOING TO BECOME A THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE /general/

>Britain kicked out of single market

www.skynews.com.au/news/top-stories/2017/01/17/britain-will-leave-the-single-market--may.html

>Scotland will have second independence referendum

www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/nicola-sturgeon-leaving-single-market-undoubtedly-brings-scottish-independence-referendum-closer-a3443066.html

>wealthy britfags to move to scotland

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/british-people-move-scotland-theresa-may-brexit-speech-leave-eu-single-market-european-union-a7531921.html

>Pound sterling eats shit after Theresa May speech

independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/pound-sterling-euro-value-slump-latest-currency-exchange-a7529001.html


Holy shit Angloscum are going to eat so much shit. Enjoy being a third world country.

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RIP the UK

Hello independent Scotland

HA

Implying any of this is bad. I wish sage still worked.

Trump pledged to do a good deal for UK trade, so....Good.

JUST CUT MY LIFE TO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

>tfw englandistan becomes a Saudi Chinese puppet state depending on Saudi aid money in exchange for UN votes and taking in EVEN MORE muslims from eritrea and Pakistan

afr.com/news/world/europe/theresa-may-reveals-hard-brexit-plans-flags-australian-trade-deal-20170117-gttdhe

>tfw your placing all your hopes on trade with the only western country with a shrinking economy in 2016 that depends entirely on selling cheap minerals and farmland to china to survive

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brexitcĂșcks are in serious denial mode if they think any of this will work

Get out of my country pierre.

>placing the fate of your country on the vague words of a man who's known to switch around in a minute and is resolutely and firmly anti-freetrade

You get out of my country, you pommy wanker

>lying about someone to fit your narrative

That's you

>doesn't even know the widely stated policies of his own head of state who ran a big campaign opposing free trade

I'm really curious here, if Scotland does have another referendum and votes to leave the UK, how are they going to survive?

Not only is Spain going to block them from entering the EU, but they don't even fucking meet the requirements for EU membership anyway.
People seem to think Scotland is some kind of super power. But they're a tiny shit hole country with nothing. It's 4 million people with no industry, business or real economy. Without England handing them money yearly, Scotland would literally be a 3rd world country.

People think Scotland is going to leave the UK and survive? Not likely to happen, infact I'm pretty sure part of them leaving the UK included a "we'll leave but the UK keeps giving us money" because they know without it they cannot survive.

Pretty sure Merkel will force Spain to accept then to join, not to mention that they might be given free entry since they as a former part of the UK were a de facto founding member.

And there's no way they don't meet the requirements considering Ireland was allowed to join and they don't even have the natural resources that Scotland does. Scotland has shitloads of oil, it could be Norway 2.0 if it wanted. Even if it doesn't join EU it could easily sign a free trade treaty with the EU that would make it a de facto member.

Scotland doesn't meet the economic requirements for joining the EU.

They specifically state that the governments budget deficit cannot exceed 3% of the countries GDP. Scotlands, last I checked was about 8.1%. But this ignores the fact that Scotland receive a disproportionately large share of the public budget from the UK, and without this they would have an even larger deficit than they already do.

Scotlands economy is in such a shit state that even with the UK handing them free money hand over fist, they cannot meet the requirements for joining the EU.

Scotland is a welfare state funded by England. We all know this (except for Scotland it seems, or they just like to deny it).

DANG

>Scotland doesn't meet the economic requirements for joining the EU.
Yeah but the EU is run by spiteful globalist assholes who now hate you and want to hurt you

They will take in scotland just to spite you.

What a glorious future. Britain is crashing the EU and the EU is crashing britain back. Sup Forums really has won.

This. However, EU is fucking huge and has the industrial capacity to come out less scathed long term, England doesn't.

It will be an attrition war of economics, EU will come out on top. Merkel has already extended open arms to an EU Scotland, just to scorn the eternal Anglo.

>>Britain kicked out of single market
>>kicked out
>implying based Mother Theresa didn't blow Merkel and co. the fuck out and do it herself

This is a good opportunity to recover your empire.

Make Teatime Great Again.

>Enjoy being a third world country.
it might actually be better than being globalists.

Trumps deal is we will export to you for free and will tariff you at 35% for anything you try to export to us. Enjoy

Retake Africa while you're at it. I don't want the chinks claiming all that land

Children of men here we go.

EU can eat shit for forcing their retarded ideals on England the immigration in London. Was too much and disgusting hardly any fucking white people there.

We have gone down the same path with Asia and we are even more in the shitter than england

Wewlads we are fucked

I moved to Vietnam and yes, it's better here in a 3rd world country than a globalist state.

Spain would veto any Scottish accession into Europe.

Looks like racism doesn't pay. Sad!

Tits out for Theresa

Australia = first world
NZ = first world
Switzerland = first world
USA = first world
Canada = first world
Norway = first world
Japan = first world
OH MY GOD BRITAINS GOI G TO FUCKING COLLAPSE OUTSIDE THE SINGLE EUROPEAN MARKET!!!

Why?

>Australia = first world

Scot here. Can't wait to vote to leave this shithole known as the UK in our next independence referendum. I'll never forgive the dumbfucks in England who took us out of the EU. Never.

England is the banking capital of the world, the financial center elites will sell every parcel of land to refugees before it's overtaken

MFW "Children of Men" got it

>how are they going to survive?
We have oil, moron. How is England going to survive? All the financial institutions are moving to Dublin, Paris, Frankfurt etc. You are NOTHING outside the EU.

Because of Catalonia

Implying Merkel won't twist Spain's arm until they agree. Implying Spain gets any saying power in the EU.

>living in a union with the English is so awful
>wouldn't it be great to be ruled by the Germans?

Doesn't know protectionists in the US only argue against free trade with countries like China and Mexico. Is this different in mid-size countries like yours? Free trade deal with UK would be praised here.

>Scottish Independence

Anybody remember how those fucktards said they'd run their economy on oil sales and then right after they (thankfully) lost that referendum the price of oil tanked?

They'd be fucked, but they keep coming back with it because the politicians pushing it just want power and to say "I'm da prezedent a' Scoootlan! We wuz Breeeve'art n shite"

USA will forcefeed you with stupid american products like chloride chicken, corn syrup, and GMO infested shit. Enjoy your autism triggering food, mate.

>england votes leave
>economy goes to shit

>USA votes trump
>economy sees unprecedented growth as a result

join us england. the anglosphere could achieve world dominance with the push of a button if you do. No Shitland or ireshit allowed

>tax cuts and berniecare
That'll be 25 trillion more in debt please. Please don't look at my derivatives. And I don't get this Children of Men meme. How is that bad? UK men are the best kind of men ever

>muh gmo's
is there any country less brainwashed than the despicable krauts? Tell me abdul, have you ever eaten a banana? If so, you've had gmo products

>less

m8....

>UK men are the best kind of men ever
Once upon a time maybe. They ruled the world and created the US, Canada, and AUS, so they're proven to be a strong race capable of ruling the world. However look at their country now. 5'6 shariah sympathizers that wear makeup

When will you people realize that most if not all of europe is fucked/going to be fucked. They're already tainted by muslims. Their populations will just increase until the democratic groups will forever outnumber the republican groups. Then the democrats will win for a long period of time. The only thing that can fix any of this is deportation of actual citizens but who are non-white which will never happen because "muh racism" or death camps which will never happen.

As long as they a muslim apparently

As an american with Scot roots.... who needs Scotland? Aren't they just a gigantic socialist money suck?

And Germans are lazy. How can you not like the British. Traditional yet not wholly rightist. Bright, but appreciate eccentrics. And not rowdy. Look like chiseled from marble. And are masculine up the ass. And not a single mark of the Judean amongst them

> (OP)
>Trump pledged to do a good deal for UK trade, so....Good.

Kek. English are thick enough to think trump loves them because tea

I've noticed that the personality of a country can be seen in its bread. Americans usually have white bread. Ireland true to form has that disgusting thick brown shit. Mexico has manlet bread (tortillas). And of course Australia has fairy bread. Because you're a bunch of faries who worship some faggot that got killed by a pointy fish

>JUST CUT MY LIFE TO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>tfw englandistan becomes a Saudi Chinese puppet state depending on Saudi aid money in exchange for UN votes and taking in EVEN MORE muslims from eritrea and Pakistan


^^^^^^^^^^^This

>Pretty sure Merkel will force Spain to accept then to join,

Republic of Ireland two.

And Remember if Scotland goes NI is next.

I love the English. My family is all english from when we came on the mayflower. The ones that stayed just lost their way a bit is all I'm saying

>>how are they going to survive?
>We have oil, moron. How is England going to survive? All the financial institutions are moving to Dublin, Paris, Frankfurt etc. You are NOTHING outside the EU.

Truth.

Just cogitate on the "less brainwashed" part of your statement and what you were trying to say. M'kay.

jews brainwashing the layman american is a shitty meme

>UK men are the best kind of men ever

What is a Chav?

Ok mate, enjoy your bread ok?

not an argument

Holy shit you are FUCKING retarded, he's saying your retarded jumble of a statement was grammatically antithetical to your point.

Now please end your life since you are already braindead and are a burden on us humans who are no retarded, it would be a mercy suicide.

>kicked out
>implying Scotland's polls aren't even stronger to staying in than they were before the last referendum
Are you people trying to give the Canadians the crown for best shitposters?
You're off your game, lad.

How will she stop Spain from issuing a veto exactly?

oh boy another australian that can't read
>is there any country less brainwashed than germany?
shoo shoo homeschool autist

Like a Yank knows anything about what's going on outside your bubble.

And the Mayflower must've been the size of an aircraft carrier for all the people claiming to be a descendant of someone on it.

(checked)
*gets out of bed*
*clears throat*
God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen:
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the Queen.


O Lord, our God, arise,
Scatter her enemies,
And make them fall.
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On thee our hopes we fix:
God save the Queen.


Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour;
Long may she reign:
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause
To sing with heart and voice
God save the Queen

From every latent foe,
From the assassins blow,
God save the Queen!
O'er her thine arm extend,
For Britain's sake defend,
Our mother, prince, and friend,
God save the Queen!

Most of your oil has already been sold off through London, Scotland would only be entitled to whatever oil it finds after it leaves. Also trying to prop up an entire economy on oil that's prone to faltering prices is fucking retarded. You're ours, and Britain will prevail.

Can't say I know much about the inner workings of the UK and its policies aside from brexit. Just know that when I went there I was the tallest guy in every room I was in and I'm only 6'1

>All the financial institutions are moving to Dublin, Paris, Frankfurt etc. You are NOTHING outside the EU.

I wish you people would spend more time learning your own history instead of how to not offend Muslims.

Finance prefers London.

When?

You do know that Scotland has no hope of joining the EU? let alone the single market? Spain will veto it as it has said repeatedly.

Because we'll just start charging a foreign tax.

Any mouth breathing jock, paddy, frog, paki, Bruce or chink will have to pay good money to live here, or else they can get the fuck out

>tfw all the scummy foreigns take this as an opportunity to finally leave England
>tfw we finally achieve our goal of getting scummy foreign to leave England

Would crash the national economy 10 times out of 10 to get all you smelly cunts out

Asking if there is any country less brainwashed than Germany implies they are the LEAST brainwashed

You complete fucking retarded animal, neck yourself

It's all ogre.

To made a country a third world in order to get rid of immigrants. Brilliant!

this is a very good point. You do not just topple the historical center of world finance. Not only is the UK the strongest developed economy in the OECD, the pound is a staple in world markets.

The EU is a sinking ship, shill thread please go away.

>I nave no idea what I'm talking about, but I'll run my mouth anyway

Better than anything else the world has to offer.

lmgtfy.com/?q=facetiousness

Germans are so up their own asses about being above everyone so I was poking fun at them for it by implying the rest of us are brainwashed and they're the lone enlightened ones. I thought you were good at banter

put a hole in your head

The EU is over anyway, the refugee crisis ensures this, it's just a matter of waiting until the collapse

He's a foreigner. They run their mouth because we don't allow them to run their country (If you could call what they had a country.)

>country is full of immigrants
>isn't already third world
Boris, I...

>Sup Forums is now against nationalism and political sovereignty.

Most of our business with europe is financial services, which aren't included in the current agreement because there are no bank levies to begin with. Tariffs will hurt them a lot more.

Finally. The link says Britain will leave the single market.
>BRITAIN KICKED OUT OF SINGLE MARKET
Why must you mislead these good people?

I want our economy to collapse.

It will force all the shitskins to move to France or Germany.

The EU isn't over. Refugees won't stop BMW production. The EU will be over if they kick out all talented Jewish economists.

I'm really curious here, if UK does have referendum and votes to leave the EU, how are they going to survive?

Not only is Germany going to block them from EU market, but they don't even fucking meet the requirements for EU membership anyway.
People seem to think UK is some kind of super power. But they're a tiny shit hole country with nothing. It's 63 million people with liitle to no industry, business or real economy. Without EU handing them market access and trade deals, yearly, UK would literally be a 3rd world country.

People think UK is going to leave the EU and survive? Not likely to happen, infact I'm pretty sure part of them leaving the EU hoped that "we'll leave but the UE keeps giving us contacts " because they know without it they cannot survive.

:^)

>pointing out all the things that will send our diversity in search of new pastures
>these are bad things

I think you missed the point a bit lad.

>UK becomes a tax haven
>reconcile the Commonwealth

/game

You talk a lot of shit but your currency is getting blown the fuck out nigger.

I've never seen the pot call the kettle black like this before

Omg you're so right

I guess this means all your relatives over here are going to have to fuck off back to where they came fro- er, I mean, leave of their own free will

>seriously though
If you have any relatives that are flying back home, let me know and I'll drive them to the airport myself

Immigrants from the eastern Europe - thanks to the free movement condition of the single market - are stealing jobs and encouraging house prices to skyrocket, plus the refugee crisis.

You can clean toilets in Germany.

You mean like if they had a significant muslim minority or something

Gray bread is much more healthier though and it tastes fantastic if it's made right. Also ukrainians traditionally have white bread.

???

You do realize the uk has the fastest growing g7 economy despite the project fear brexit predictions, right?

Brexit has been awesome for the uk so far and it's only going to get better.

I mean that the refugees don't influence EU's economy. They can spoil some domestic kitchen-sink conditions but they won't stop BMW to sell their cars all over the world and other crucial incomes.