Trudeau vs Putin

who would win ?

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obviously fake

putin would reck that stupid fag

Who would win between a 45 and 64 years old? The mere fact that this is a question says a lot.

Pretty sure Truedeau could just step on Putin.

leaf would try boxing
putin would kill him
and then the leaf would win

Putin is a legit judo black belt. Justin boxes a bit but his boxing is fucking hilariously garbage. The only advantage justin had is age, size and better health. But again, Putin knows WAY more than Trudrau when it comes to actually fighting.

Id expect a quick takedown to an armbar or RNC.

Trudeau the God would win hands down.

this question has been answered 6 gorillion times already in the world of MMA.

if you put a 1 dimensional striker against a 1 dimensional grappler the grappler wins 99 times out of 100.

boxers need years to transition correctly to the cage like holly holm grapplers can just run in and do what they do and hope they dont get hit hard enough to get knocked out

Putin. He is trained in Judo. As ex KGB he is no stranger to brutality.

Finishing move, Polonium death fist.

Pretty sure Trudeau would prep Putin so he can fuck his wife.

>if your enemy fucks your wife, you win

underrated

Putin. Putin is ex-kgb and would fucking wreck Trudont

mr.glass jaw pls go and stay go and stop using an American proxy

Tough call.

Sounds like Putin basically did administrative work in KGB, I doubt he really trained in any form of Combat. He's probably not that tough.

Putin is pretty big there.

Isn't putin twice his age?

Is this a PR campaign for Trudeu?

Anyone have the WebM of Trucuck getting knocked out by one punch in a training match?

>, I doubt he really trained in any form of Combat

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Bro, Putin is a master degree judo black belt. He trains with Steven Segal. He teaches judo too.He would destroy him.

putin would fuck his shit
then fuck his shit

Two months ago you would have never seen liberal shit posters on Sup Forums, just paid shills and people trying to set off an argument. What changed leaf? Why are there so many of you now. Is their no more money coming from Hillary campaign donors to fund the best shills anymore? Can they only afford this shit? I used to see some pretty clever leftist bullshit posted here but now it's just "u raycis" and "wut iz u dumb". It's almost sad as you got some pretty interesting arguments going.

>Trudeau 6' 2"
>Putin 5' 7"

Putin has legit killed people in his lifetime with his own hands. He is old school KGB.

Trudeau has no idea wtf he is talking about.

for you

Lanklets
When will they learn

>Putin breaks Justin Castro's neck
>Justin is now dead
>he wins by default

I don't have the webm but I remember it looking like he straight up took a dive.

Oh, if you only knew the consequences the fight between Vladimir "Killer Fists" Putin and the late Trudeau

Came here to post this

Trudeau is a glass jawed faggot who couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag

putin

>a cuck
>a former kgb agent
I wonder who would win

stocky beats skinny
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I would pay money to see that.
Please god. Please make it happen.

Putin would twist Trudeau's leg off and rape him with it.

Is there any doubt?

Trudeau is over 6 foot, weighs more, is stronger and younger. Putin is a manlet and old, only thing he has going for him is his KGB training.

Trudeau wins.

Is Trudeau alpha or beta?

It's Vin Diesels body with pitons face shopped on.

...

Yet Putin would still wipe the floor with him. There is also a reason why MMA uses so many grapples and guess which sport Putin is proficient in.

Trudeau has no background in fighting aside from some light boxing
Putin also has background in Judo

Putin would send Trudeau to hospital so Trudeau wins.

HGH/looks like it was taken in the 80s. all soviets were HGH abusers

>ex-KGB vs a drama teacher

I'd love to see that, to be quite honest.

Putin would kill him.

Gustafsson fought like a fucking retard here,didn't try to use his reach or height advantage at all.He just stood there on the inside like a dumbass and allowed Cormier to uppercut him.

>if you kill your enemies, you lose
Trudeau already lost.

sheeeeeeeit

white boi was afraid, he kept turning his back and running

Our faggot PM would be gutted

Trudeau's t-cell count is too low to have any stamina what-so-ever.

Obvious, but great.

He'd wreck him in a dance off, though.

Look at those moves

It terrifies me that people on this board un-ironically like Trudeau.

Bitches love dancing

Judo fighters beat strikers, as Rhonda Rousey had proven time and time again.

Putin, with both hands tied behind his back, in the first round.

Trudeau is a former drama teacher
Putin is an ex-KGB spook

his ratings are plummeting fast
his party advised him to make a country tour to "connect with common folk" but it made his situation even worse

Even some of normies are now aware of his ties to radical muslims

He's just practicing for when he gets to dance on Canada's grave.

Are you seriously asking? Look at the size difference and difference in reach??
Putin is a midget with small-man syndrome.

>his party advised him to make a country tour to "connect with common folk" but it made his situation even worse

you have no idea
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You fail to account for the fact that Trudont is a giant poofter.

Are 'radical muslims' like 'assault rifles'?

You fail to recognize how masculine giant poofters really are.

And remember that Putin wears platform shoes (snigger chuckle).

yeah MMA uses standup too retard

guess what Trudeau is a beast at?

here is Putin dressed as a tourist in the 1980's when Reagan visited

Trudea of course because he will get killed.

>a rusty individual who was extremely shitty when he was active vs a legitimate judo black belt that still schools competitors in friendly exhibitions
Really gets your jingles jangling

Collapsing after being hit in the jaw? I'm not sure that will help him without applying Trudeau logic.

what do you mean?

I suspect this is an advanced form shitposting, some serious dark arts.

I refuse to take the bait you fucking roonigger

is that a?

...

The adjective is redundant.

a?

yes. People who don't know a lot about them can saldomly correctly cathegorize them and they both kill people.

Judo is a hilariously shitty basic fighting style desu.

JJ and krav maga pretty much always REK it. (considering they are basically just vastly more technical and advanced versions of the same idea)
But even Boxers can rek it if they can avoid the grapples and pick their punches correctly.

by radical muslims I meant legit terrorist cells

Who would win Putin or Joe Rogan?

>and pick their punches correctly
Which Trudeau can't, as we have all seen in his matches.

>By terrorists I mean terrorists.
OK. Gotcha.

No match in a bong fight -

That's for sure

Rawr xD

so is trudeau. his father was a second degree black belt and justin trained with him since he was a kid as well as boxing later in life

Putin, hands down. Wasn't Putin part of the Russian Special Forces-equivalent at some point?

He was KGB, Russian equivalent to CIA.

Vlad is ex KGB and is a Judo black belt. Our Primeminister would get his ass kicked.

I thought that was the GRU? I fucking hate alphabet soup, fuck Russia and fuck the CIA.

Putin would kill Trudeau, therefore Trudeau would win

Trudeau has never had to kill someone. He's never tortured people or been tortured. Putin would probably destroy him, however Putin is old so that's the one thing Trudeau has going for him.

GRU is strictly military intelligence. GRU is the equivalent to DIA.

if putin struck trudeau down he would become more powerful that Putin could possibly imagine.

Can this be a meme? I really want someone to offer them the challenge Putin will 100% accept.

Reddit is that way, commie shit.

>Putin the renowned Judo and Sambo champion.
>Vs amateur boxer/drama teacher.
Gee, I wonder.

1 jab K.O.

>Soviet era KGB agent who has most likely killed people with his hands and is a Judo blackbelt with Master Roshi old man strength

vs

>ottermode Canadian SJW meme who has never had to physically defend himself in his life

Really tickles my noodle, senpai

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Putin has retard strength. I go with Putin

Holy kek, that fucking guard.