My mudslime roommate wants me to stop buying pork & alcohol. What should I do?

My mudslime roommate wants me to stop buying pork & alcohol. What should I do?

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buy pork and alcohol

Kill him

Say that you'll agree to his terms, if he agrees to yours: Denounce his religion.

Replace Vaseline with bacon grease.

id stop buying pork solely because its super fattening

but keep the booze

Convert to Islam.

Force-feed him pork & alcohol.

Buy ham
Put in freezer
Smash head with ham

Buy even more pork and alcohol.

>american education

Find a new roommate.

This

Learn how to set a rat trap

Fuck his dad

Pork is lean as fuck m8 what are you on

Throw him out on the street.

>Letting your roommate control your dietary habits

I don't say this often but you're a total cuck OP.

Put it on your side of the fridge and tell him to fuck off.

Kill him. You can get away with it in your shitty country.

Kill him

hang the walls with pork sausages and other cured pork meats.
Install a living room bar with beer on tap.
Blast Erika from 7am to 8pm all day.

What do you want to do

This.

since you ask here, i'd say you have to respect his demands

and when he next week demands that you wear a burka, you should, because you're a fucking bitch for even asking

wtf is a mudslime doing in Cz? I thought they were just scary stories to frighten small Czech children.

Behead him

>Buy bacon-infused vodka
>Drink everyday

Tell him you will do it if he dresses up like a qt girl and let's you fuck him in the ass.

This. Simple question, simple answer

Laugh at him and his barbaric ways, then take a drink of your beer while eating bacon right in front of him

Get a dog and a dominatrix.

fpbp

white is not a race

Tell him to respect your manners like you do his.

Leave raw bacon on his bed.

Laugh at him and tell him it's national food and drink, if he doesn't like it he can go back to whatever desert he came from, don't give him an inch.

In fact, buy MORE pork and alcohol.

>Czech
Impale him on a pike as a warning to the others.

Ask him why he lives in a non Muslim country

Pepiczek, where did you found a muslim over there?

Bonus point: buy pork and smear him with it

Tell him no

Do this

Buy pork & alcohol

Buy a pig and distil your own alcohol.

Why the fuck are you enabling these people to infest our country by sharing a room with him.
Smother him with a pillow after he's finished plowing your sister you cuck.

i can get the pork argument if it's in the same fridge as his halal shit, but alcohol can be stored separately so fuck him.

Erasmus

buy more pork and alcohol

> czech
What is he doing there in the first place?
Also, kick him out of the apartment and find someone reasonable.

fry bacon and drink whiskey

start cooking more vepřový řízky and drink more pivo

Start shouting "Death to heretics!" "Behead those to insult Christianity" "Jesus is the savior!"

Tell him to fuck off.

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Remove kebab, but force feed him first with jitrnice.

Why the fuck are you even participating in that shit system? Just kick him out and tell his teachers he can't shut the fuck up about his terrorist ideology. Erasmus is sucking EU's dick for fucking poorfags.

If you're roommates, hopefully that means you're cool with each other and can come to an agreement by splitting the cost on a mini-fridge or just using dividers in the fridge.

Don't just stop buying pork/alcohol.

Get it drunk

Throw it out the window or the roof

>buy a pork shoulder
>slow cook it in cider
>pull it apart with two forks
>make barbeque sauce with molasses, hot sauce and dark rum
>put it on some buns
>enjoy some damn tasty sandwiches

OP are you by chance a German/French student living in Cz?
I can't think of any real Czech that would even consider giving up pork and beer for some shitskin sandnigger
It is the lifeblood of our people.

Continue doing whatever the fuck you want. If he doesn't like it - he's free to leave.

Secretly put pork stock in all your food

Buy some pigs blood and spike things he eats with it

Wow dude this is some good rice thanks dude

>I know

Make a slide thread on Sup Forums

beat him up and tell him it's none of his business

Throw a Hawaiian themes party with a pig roast. Whole fucking pig head and all. Wear the pig in bacon. Serve island themed alcoholic beverages. Shut off your water and remove any non alcoholic drinks from the house.

Take a shit on his prayer mat.

Buy a keg, I could do without the pork.

Does the illumiati exist? I think there is proof right here m.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Joi61FsDk

>Erasmus is for poorfags.

>giving the sandnigger anything

only a kike could be this ridiculous.

ask him to stop raping

It fucking is, it's for people who can't afford to go to other countries so they take part in this shit so they get vacation by providing housing for shitskin's vacation here, like OP.

what you have just attempted to describe in my language sounds like the most ridiculous shit ever.

Tell him to kys

>mudslime roommate
Refuse him sex and intimacy, or ask him to leave you raging faggot knob-jockey.

Get drunk and pork him.

(You)

Buy only pork, alcohol, non halal meat, have sex with multiple women with consent out of wedlock, smoke lots of weed, hate Palestine.

Don't, simple as that. You either don't live with someone or compromise with them a bit.

tfw no russian bf

Fpbp

Deus vult, user

Put slices of ham in his koran

Buy some bacon rub it all over his shit and when he finds out prepare to be Allah Akbar

Hmm, wondering what the Muslim's compromises are...

get a new room mate

Light the house on fire burn it down

>Buy ham Put in freezer Smash head with ham

Underrated

I opened the thread to see if this was posted. As it was, I have nothing further to contribute to the conversation.

>phone up police
>ask them if it's racist if you report your muslim roommate for talking about how it would be so easy to blow the whole country up all the time cos you don't want to be racist but you're really scared
>put popcorn in microwave

The rest basically writes itself

get a new roomate.

Iback in college I was dorming with a mudslime and he kept bitching to the dean about me having booze.
They came in once And i offered them food.
and they saw me cooking with the booze. and told the mudslime guy to move

I like you

6 lb of pork butt, cut into cubes
1 whole onion chopped into cubes
5 garlic cloves chopped
1 6 oz can of chipotle peppers in sauce
2 glass bottles of coke
4 cups rum
1/2 pound of pork fat
1 tablespoon ground coriander
1 tablespoon ground cumin
1 tablespooon ground oregano
1 tablespoon salt
2 quarts chicken (or pork) broth

put it all in a pot and make sure the liquid covers the pork, if not add more broth or water.
bring to a boil and simmer on low/medium heat for 4 hours or until almost all the liquid has evaporated.
the pork will shred itself.
>make delicious tacos

Fucking degerenerate pleb bragging about his love for alcohol and pork. Reason why plebs like you been enslaved by soviet.

>pork
>lean

what the fuck do they teach in australia

Keep buying it and tell him to fuck off the dirty mud man bastard

PS why are living with muslim fag

Tell him to kill himself or GTFO your home.
>Having mudslime roommates
Weak

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Better stop or he might behead you. If you keep practicing islamaphobic behavior you may as well cut your own head off.


Or you could do it to him first w

I'll bite the bait

you should chase him out
beat him to a pulp, like a crazy good beating, leave him bloody and unconscious in the floor

Hang a giant Knight's Templar flag in your apartment and put pork fat in his toothpaste.

Get a pet pig.

Hide a bible in his room and then cut his head off.