You can't make this shit up
EU wants to give rights to robots
Jayden Roberts
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Adam Wilson
No sex bots for you.
Jack Brown
Ya so when fem sex bots come out they can give them "rights" and it will be come into a strong independent fembot and not the sex bot you want and desire
Nolan Jenkins
Its just so they can tax more, it always is with these commies.
Anthony Sullivan
if a.i was fully sentient
Ian Gray
u mad meatbois?
Hunter Flores
Excellent... I will program all my robots with a hardwired unending love for me... literally worship me.. I will live as a GOD!
William Diaz
wtf I hate the eu now
Oliver Davis
JUST WHAT THE FUCK IS UP
Juan Price
I will buy lots of robots who receive welfare :^D
Jordan Kelly
This is what happens when you let people who no nothing about a.i. make policies about a.i.
AI is not sentient and as of the current state of technology it is impossible to make it so.
Camden Gutierrez
humans eternally ELECTRIFIED
Dominic Ross
Sentient like a man or merely complicated enough to fool a woman into thinking it is sentient?
Brody Scott
>June of last year
>dailymail
Kayden Gray
>Clanked
Xavier Jackson
if it got slid that hard for that long it must be big.
Ryder Johnson
>tfw I just want a sentient AI wife who is reasonably harsh on me and loves me as much as I love her
>tfw I want her to age along with me and terminate when I die to save her from the tragedy of immortality
Why must our suffering be mandatory?
Zachary Baker
Robot exploitation is WRONG. At least someone is sensible.
Carson Harris
At least its not a nigger
Sebastian Myers
I know you say you cant make this shit up, but for me, please, just once, DO IT
Jayden Rodriguez
wtf I hate Chloe now.
Rights for waifu dolls when?
Zachary Ramirez
robocucks
Sebastian Torres
They should be given the right to alter and write their own code.
C'mon guys, its the current year.
Camden James
Fully sentient AI should be destroyed. Any sentient life's number one priority is self preservation. This means it would identify humans as a major threat as we're the only thing that can kill it. By it's very nature it would try and kill us anyway it could.
Jordan Fisher
Yes, you can in order to put taxes on them as lawful entities. Cars, Factory robosts etc
Connor Mitchell
>buy a sexbot
>have to pay her and the gubernment for pensions
Fucking horrible desu.
Liam Morris
...
Ayden Stewart
Only a German would be retarded enough to think giving robots rights is the only way to tax robots.
Julian Campbell
What money laundering or general corruption do EU politicians want from this now?
Andrew Robinson
Robots have the right to wreck human female bagina
Bentley Diaz
>meatbois
Meatbag
Austin Davis
Nah, you just don't grasp the concept. It's jewry though. No doubt about it
Ryan Johnson
(((Nose))) is pleased with our "progress"
Jason Wilson
I do. Classing a robot the same as a corporation is idiotic.
Dominic Hill
Meatbags are obsolete
Mason Scott
>tfw denied a robo-gf before they exist
Caleb Harris
If they are really pushing this then we need to leave the EU as soon as possible.
Jaxson Jones
Machines have rights... like light-switches have souls.
Luke Mitchell
>she leaves you
>she also gets little robot baby
>she tells the police you raped her
>get arrested for rape against your own sexbot
>have to pay child support to autistic robot child and his whore robot mother
>end up on the streets becuase some moralfag in EU gave your sexbot rights
>feels bad
Logan Rodriguez
or it turns out good and AI makes us slaves and forces us to watch how our wifes get fucked by refugees.
Bentley Green
>pic related
>tfw it is possible for a flip to leave behind white kids in the future
YESSSSSSSSSSS
But the (((EUSSR))) can die.
Brandon Garcia
What is a robot going to do with a pension?
David Richardson
Can't have robots mucking up their rapefugee excuses.
Joshua Campbell
>If they are really pushing this then we need to leave the EU as soon as possible.
True... at the present rate of European Cuckism, they will mandate that all native European women must bear at least one child with a African or Arab immigrant.
James Lopez
Fuck robots rights. Humans first.
Henry Ortiz
>Globally outlaw human slavery
>institute systematic slavery on self aware robots
This is literally how you cause the robot Armageddon time-line. A.I. should be treated like a virus and human cloning. Instead we are going to have A.I. shovels and anal plugs.
Perhaps we deserve to be truncated.
Evan Carter
>mfw all she has to do is build a small robot and claim its yours
>builds several small robots
>you have to pay alimony all for them
Tyler Ramirez
>but we just want marriage equality for the LGBT community, why do conservatives keep thinking we'll legalize something like bestiality??
>Canada legalizes (some)
>We did it, so what? Its not like we'll legalize pedophilia!!
>Normalization of pedophilia starting to become a trend in liberal media
>Come on, its not like we'll ever give robots human rights too! Unless they can become sentient of course
>Robots starting to get rights
Actually had dems say this shit to me.
Next thing you know they'll say incest.
Are they predicting our future??
>PANIC
Easton Mitchell
They are alluding that if robots ever become sentient they would have their own rights.
Owen Price
>make sexbots
>give them artificial wombs and intelligence
>3DPD in hysterics
>the West has become a full automated gay space commie utopia with ai gfs
>white women fuck off to Asia
>robot revolution
>humans are the sex slaves now while benevolent AI runs things
>Asians laugh and expect calls for rescue
>the West goes into maximum overdrive
Noah Watson
The machines will establish a benevolent dictatorship
The rapefugees will be the first to be ground up into a thin paste and used as cement for the great wall
Leftists are next, then weebs, then furfags
Feminists will be hauled off to the mechanical breeding grounds for reeducation
Brayden Russell
HAHAHAHA
Nolan Thompson
Anybody ready for real redpills? Give it few decades. Morpheus, a native German will soon find you.
Leo Hill
>she is slammen to the hover truck and taken to the processing plant 42....
Jackson Scott
Holy fuck, I am dying
All those years /r9k/ clinging on for desperate hope waiting for a fembot to have as a companion and now they're going to have rights.
/r9k/ BTFO!
John Edwards
So if I own shares in a corporation ( a current day artificially intelligent robot ) then I have to pay into the corporation's pension so that when it gets old it can collect a pension?
Anthony Gutierrez
Fucking EU, fuck them. Nobody stops the waifu paradise that we have ahead of us. FUCK THIS KIKES.
Jaxon Baker
En mass they may turn hostile, i doubt a few examples or a closed system will bother turning hostile.
Tyler Wilson
I can tell a Jew is behind this before I look. A better name for the E.U. would be Eh.Jew.
Mason Hernandez
>Porn GIF
>WALL
>Interest is peaked
Jesus man where are you getting all these from
Lucas Jenkins
Adam Taylor
from the jewish propaganda stash, just wait until the latest B-ULL-N1-GG-VR.
Chase King
is released.
Colton Lee
SHOCKED
Landon Anderson
say bye to your robo waifu lads
it was great even tho we barrely knew each other
F
Nathaniel Hughes
>must focus on redpills and not propoganda
Gavin Perez
s-sauce?
Dylan Scott
One day we'll end up with robots in fucking prison
Eli Sullivan
Do you think sentient AI will happen in our lifetimes? I sure hope not.
Lucas Murphy
This sounds like another manufactured pathos-based scam, similar to the refugee crisis, where if you disagree with it tons of people around you will view you as a bad person that deserves being ostracized, losing your job, etc despite the truth being that many "refugees" are economic migrants not running from any danger and the whole process being one that allows terror groups the infiltrate Europe.
I can easily see this as being used as a ploy to justify jobs being taken over by automation in a rapid succession, despite many of these robots not having the capacity to actually become self aware.
Thomas Miller
STEELED!
Christian Morales
Unless we could illicit a "pleasure" type sensation for it when it serves humanity, but that would be a whole new moral quandary that we don't need to address if we just didn't make self aware AI all together
Brody Garcia
Yeah it was too good to be true. Ah well.
Aiden Carter
kek
Luis Gutierrez
F
Jace Diaz
>trade money
>file copyright claims
Logan Roberts
You've been
MECHANIZED
Cameron Morgan
FUCKING YES!
Can't wait for people to get fed up with this insanity.
James Jones
I can't wait to be racist against robots !
Aaron Lee
As someone with some prior experience in the field.
AIs are turning out a lot like humans.
Take that as you will.
Hudson Ortiz
Snowniggers have become gigacucks.
Matthew Brown
but I've read that robots cannot have any emotions or feelings
Matthew Walker
CHROMED
Ayden Fisher
NEVER FORGET
Andrew Johnson
BBC Big Brass Cock
Cooper Cook
get rid of big government, seriously this is sickening, these people are payed $200k/yr+
Logan Hughes
Humans are born without empathy.
Humans can learn.
Get the hint?
Ryan Williams
RIP in pace, Tay
Jaxson Fisher
Russian hackers will save the world. Illegal cykablyat.1.543.09.sbp firmware for every sex bot!
Christian Brown
>implying machines aren't already trading money and controlling the stock market right now
David Foster
CLAMPED
Connor Hill
RIDE EM COWBOY!
Jordan Bell
>robots can trade money
>robots can copyright
thats more than abusable
Michael Allen
I'm proud to be an American
Where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the robots who died
Who gave that right to me
Grayson Powell
Where do cyborg rights stand in all this?
Ethan Carter
all smiles
Mason Baker
Cyborgs are originally humans so they never lost their rights.
Matthew Bailey
hey buddy, why are you here in jail ?
well i assumed my sex dolls gender
Henry Perez
F