Hiding the pad from view so people wont see that HE HASN'T WRITTEN ANYTHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Seriously, how can any Contard be happy that they elected this complete and utter fucking clown?!? Don't worry, you'll get what you fucking deserve real soon!!!FACT!!!
TRUMP PRETENDING TO WRITE HIS INAUGURATION SPEECH!!!
Asher Fisher
Grayson Young
I bet that eagle statue next to him is actually that one that attacked him, that he cowered from, frozen and laminated as revenge for making that Orange Nazi look like the pathetic little bitch that the whole world knows him to be!!!FACT!!!
Julian Nguyen
Meh, I dislike Trump a lot but I never expected him to write his speeches on his own. That's what speech writers are there for, division of labour and all that. What's just sad is that unlike with Obama for example, the words coming out of Trump's asshole don't even come from his mind much.
Matthew Nguyen
>implying he will write anything.
I just assumed Trump would probably think hard about what he was gonna say, then say whatever he felt like. Better than some pre thought speech that ends up saying a lot of nothing.
Owen Wright
Leave him alone you stupid loser.
Cameron Diaz
Animals are the best judge of character. This was all i needed to see to know Trump was a scumbag.
Mason Jones
>Obama, you're fired
>drops mic
Benjamin Sanders
Nobody presidents biglery than me.
I went to Wharton, where many journalism students wouldn't let me join them for lunch.
Now, I am the lunchtable.
Just look at Ivanka.
Isn't she great, folks.
If she wasn't my daughter...
I'm kidding...come one.
Seriously though, it's gonna be hugely greatness the likes of only our forefathers and all the great, brave soldiers and all of that stuff.
Gavin Clark
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Asher White
Except that Obama isn't actually, you know, being fired, you fucking moron.
Julian Cook
Go suck your enemies cocks Justin.
Justin Hughes
...
Carson Ortiz
>common core crony capitalism
Gavin Ross
>The eagle has been embalmed
Im fucking losing it here lool
Joshua Allen
Trump Gagged ON Putin's Cock!!!! It's all over!
Blake Brooks
...
William Bell
I didn't vote nor did I want that little faggot as my PM, so go fuck yourself you cocksucking chode fuckface dipshit!!!FACT!!!
Ian Johnson
...
Jack Sanders
>Animals are the best judge of character.
I always wonder if someone is retarded when they say that
Jackson Brown
He's writing
>dear diary, today OP was a fag
Caleb Moore
Birds are no joke.
Samuel Thomas
What now, Krumpfkins?
*sips locally grown rosemary tea*
Luis Cooper
To bad you got there by sucking Roy Cohn's faggot Jew cock while using Daddy's money to build your businesses which you promptly brought to ruin, because you're another spoilt trust fund baby who fucks up everything he touches like George W. Bush, while managing to lose ONE BILLION DOLLARS as the owner of a casino back during a boom year while secretly lusting after your whore daughter and married to a Eurotrash escort and being most famous for starring on a reality show.
Donald Trump being elected President, by fucking retards, is a symbol of just how far the United States of America has fallen as a nation!!!FACT!!!
Joseph Sanchez
...
Dylan Murphy
Yet the winds will just bring us right back and although you can burn us, we'll just keep coming to fuck up your lawn because you can NEVER STOP LEAFS HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!FACT!!!
Sebastian Jackson
Don't blame me here but that Conan is hilarious
Robert Bailey
Like, whatever dude, why do you have to make things so complicated?
Ryan Sanchez
That PLVS VLTRA touch, highly glorious.
Jaxon Cook
GRUMPF
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
Justin Myers
Joseph Bennett
The eagle thought his hair was some kind of strange furry critter that it could have as a snack.
Daniel Cook
HAHAHAHA, yeah, run away like a little fucking bitch, Trump would be soo proud!!!FACT!!!
Grayson Evans
It does look like a Guinea Pig.
Blake Cox
I said see ya later sk8ter boy.
Nicholas Gray
Dude you live in Canada.
Adam Scott
you have clearly never dealt with wild animals, they will nip ya
Gavin Adams
Is somebody else looking forward till tommorow?
"The Inaugural Parade: The new President takes up his seat in the Presidential Reviewing Stand (yes, really) to review more than 8,000 ceremonial soldiers, floats and marching bands proceeding down Pennsylvania Avenue to the White House. Think everyone from the Boy Scouts of America to several High School bands. Jimmy Carter broke precedent by joining the parade himself"
Michael Phillips
You type like a nigger.
Isaac Moore
stand next to one and lets see what you'll do differently then mate.
Sebastian Davis
I would have soul my soul to fuck that little bitch 15 years ago, not so much now that she's been Blink 182 and Nickleback's semen repository!!!FACT!!!
Alexander Hernandez
Why does he always have the same constipated look on his face?
Hudson Myers
Trump shits once every three weeks to maximize efficiency
Cooper Butler
an hero wong
Lucas White
HEY HEY YOU YOU
Gabriel Ward
Yep and thanks for spending almost a trillion dollars a year to protect us while your country gets cucked by Russia. Socialized healthcare AND a US sponsored defense system, ahhhhh, feels good to be sitting on top of the USA and tea bagging it!!!FACT!!!
John Phillips
NOOOOO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Wyatt Brown
>tells someone to go fuck themselves
>fact
what did he mean by this?
Michael Russell
DUDE, tomorrow is Thursday and we get the new LOGAN trailer and then a special edition Twilight Zone episode on Friday!!!FACT!!!
Owen Edwards
I bet you'd know from reading your Mom's text messages to her boyfriend about much she FUCKING LOVED getting that big black cock shoved up her asshole before having his pearly white jizz spew all over her face and in her mouth before you came home and she kissed you on the lips!!!FACT!!!
Nolan Reyes
Because that face is when he's trying to look as if he's thinking really, really hard. Otherwise it's just a boorish blank stare like the deadeyed fucking cretin he is!!!FACT!!!
Elijah Walker
>HE HASN'T WRITTEN ANYTHING
Untrue.
Daniel Russell
Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) has gotten so intense that Trump can't even post a picture of him doing a typical pose without TDS sufferers losing their minds holy shit.
Christian White
Fixed that for you!!!FACT!!!
Andrew Rivera
>being this much of an autistic retard
Life must be hard
Cameron Thomas
Will always be the one. More than britney Spears. She had that look and her music wasnt bad.
Jackson Smith
this is what the left has been reduced to
Easton Morales
I DONT LIKE YOUR BOYFREIND!
Landon Clark
Its the other way around. Trump will cuck Russia. Watch!
Zachary James
Trump is like every other politician, except he is much more transparent. So we see all the ugliness, But that is what is so appealing. It's like having a real person as president.
Aaron Ward
Check in to the Drumpf hotel. Hire a group of whores to pee all over the bed. LOL
Parker Lopez
and the ugliness is pretty beautiful considering that he's richer the other politicians and is still a better man
Josiah Hernandez
Fuck you tripfaggot. You fucking leaf nigger!
Jason Murphy
Yeah, keep repeating that "Derangement Syndrome" shit you fucking sub-human mongoloids trot out whenever you can't mount a defense, like you can't mount your women which is why they end up on BLACKED.COM, over your decision to support a know nothing fuckstick carnival barker con-man who's spent his life being a fucking fraud and fucking over suckers like you!!!FACT!!!
Zachary Ward
>Winter White House
What did he mean by this?
Adam James
lamefag bait. lurk more cuck.
President Trump. House. Senate. Surpeme Court.
Bend your knee faggot.
Luis Campbell
Oh and HORY SHIT, next week is Chinese New Year and appropriately 2017 is YEAR OF THE CHICKEN which works out well for the USA having elected the worlds BIGGEST COCK WHO JUST LOOOOOOVES GOING "KEK, KEK, KEK, KEK, KEK"!!!FACT!!! youtu.be
Thomas Sanchez
Sometimes I wonder when will leaf get genocided.
Charles Fisher
Because the right has always been a bastion of integrity HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm surprised you're able to post from your FEMA Deathcamp?!? Go back to sucking on Putin's balls you fucking Burger cuck faggot!!!FACT!!!
Liam Jones
You mean identifying with a fucking moron because he's at your level but much more craven and untrustworthy not to mention obese and bankrupt both financially and intellectually!!!FACT!!!
Christopher Roberts
Shouldn't you be praying to east right now?!!!FACT!!!
David Sanders
TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY
Nicholas Garcia
Josiah Lewis
WHERE THE KEKS ARE DEPORTED AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY.
Jaxon Stewart
This
That's why you should always bring your pet eagle when meeting with foreign delegates.
Joseph Murphy
OH WON'T YOU PRAISE KEK ME HOME YEAH YEAH
Christian Rivera
>Leaf
Nathan Campbell
DELETE THIS
Oliver Moore
Luis Martin
>autism
Austin Allen
...
Christopher Jenkins
You mean like how the USA drops to its knees and sucks off China who fucking OWNS your country while their citizens flood al of your universities and colleges while white trash burgertards like you get fat and vote for a reality show host?!?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!FACT!!! youtu.be
Luke Sanchez
You fucking disappoint me burgers, I thought I'd be seeing the righteous fury of a sleeping giant?!? I guess that giant is in a diabetic food coma having fallen asleep in front of the TV with Cheetos dust covering your chest as it heaves from the strain to breathe with all the fucking fat you've amassed from the high calorie holocaust no education lifestyle you fucking worthless cocksuckers have dug yourselves into and now made your country the laughing stock of the world by helping to elect that fucking phony piece of shit Trump to the highest office of the land!!!FACT!!! youtu.be
Aiden Young
>Leaf
Samuel Rivera
no wonder you're retarded
you listen to that shit
Michael Rodriguez
I posted that for comedic effect, like how if I wanted to get an easy laugh out of people I'd post pictures of your cock!!!FACT!!!
Oliver Ramirez
it's just a photo-op you inept fucking retard. don't worry though, i'm sure he's only pretending
Robert Martin
Fixed that one as well to reflect reality!!!FACT!!! youtu.be
Nolan Allen
>>don't worry though, i'm sure he's only pretending
You mean like how every women fakes an orgasm while giving you a pity fuck because they feel bad over how tiny your cock is?!?FACT!!! youtu.be
Ryan Lopez
I would give you a 8/10 for effort, but the trolling is child tier, so you receive a 3/10 overall.
Nothing new from the land of the leaf.
Landon Wood
FUCK, now I have to download and watch Dr. Caligari, anywho, it's been fun fist fucking your asses into hamburger, later Trumptards!!!FACT!!! youtu.be
Cooper Powell
>songs you heard 20 years ago because some fag dubbed it over a la blue girl compilation that it took you a week to download
didn't expect those feels