Is masturbation break at work a human right?

is masturbation break at work a human right?

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People already do this

Wank breaks??
We don't even have tea breaks!!

I've done it a few times at work, on lunch tho I dunno man sometimes it's just tempting

Touching your penis = sin

Anyone who masturbates would be castrated in a utopian society.

I've done this at every job I've had. It's like a christening ritual of sorts.

Um no? Be like a normal person and jerk off while you eat your lunch

I wish I didn't have to manually jack off it makes my arm ache and my palm gets wrinkly from the dong moisture
Now if you had robot mouths under all the desks that gave you airtight robot blowjobs and cleaned up the mess for you instantly that would be a different story

A utopian society would cliff all of you christcucks long before it got to call itself utopian.

Kek is the only god.

honestly no, if i wank i lose motivation and become lazy. Imagine being all focused on work having a wank and then try to get back. Not possible.

What if your primary occupation is masturbating and shitposting? Is a masturbation break going to be helpful in these circumstances?

I do it almost every day during my lunch break. Eat, jack off, then have an energy drink and get back to work. Feels good man

same here
especially when i worked in a place where everyone dressed really formally
smartly dressed women in stockings and heels drive me insane

this

I already fap at work.

>Feels good man

>rubs one out in the bathroom
>shake boss' hand

I has never been a right, but it has ALWAYS been my privilege to have a jerk at work.

>you are fapping on a toilet that other men have already fapped on

>wipe shit off ass
>smudge gets on hand
>don't wash hands

like this doesn't happen all the time with filthy fucks

its unhygienic, its hard enough to get some people to wash their hands before returning to work. now you are talking about people squirting fluids all over the place. people dont masturbate the same and their will always be the people who want the "right" to use toys and/or make noise while masturbating.

next they will want a masturbating safe spaces, which would cost employers thousands of dollars.

>Even more normalization of frequent masturbation.

Twice a week is ok, relatively normal and healthy. Once a day is not good at all, major decrease in physical motivation and sexual drive.

brothels should be legal instead

why does america suck so much

>muh freedom

>now you are talking about people squirting fluids all over the place

That's funny, I've always been able to jerk it without getting jizz all over my hands.

WTF are some of you people doing with your dicks?

Degeneracy.

Work is for work.
Productivity = economy.
Economy = power.
Power = Nation.

Perhaps the better thing to do, would be have more jobs worth doing, less bureaucracy and bullshit paper pushing jobs, less boomer management sitting on their arses calling everyone else lazy, less frivolous investigations, less dependance on unreliable equiptment (my god, the amount of times I've seen them bring in multi-million machines that barely work and never hit deadlines, when hiring a few new faces would've produced more...)
More efficiency (smarter > harder), actual work, Honest to god real leadership (as opposed to "management"). Re-worked hiring policies designed to prevent nepotism.

Shit like this can improve a job.
Jerking off is just jerking off.

I used to work in a laundry shop.

Let me tell you, that was the best jerk off session of my life.

Just fucking wank at home. Unless you hate your boss and want to leave a mess for him, don't do that shit.

>right

More like responsibility

if you cant wait 8 hours to get home to beat off then there is something seriously fucked up with you

source: im jerkin it at work right now

I CAN SMELL IT NOW

seems degenerate

I suppose there could be some benefits, but there's a lot of problems. Where would people do it? How clean is said area? Also, if I was a business owner, why would I want to pay people to whack off

>checks flag
why am I not surprised

Why bother with masturbation breaks? Legalize sex workers so offices can have dedicated morale staff on hand to suit employee needs.

Other than having an in-office kitchen, it would be the only reason to have a woman in the workplace.

America is not free. Capitalism is beyond dead, it has already gone over the hill. We live in a crony capitalist, mind degrading, willpower draining society where your only status is the job you lucked into having.

Work is your life, and the life you prolong by working is only to further your work under the guise of material pursuits. Your prime years are wasted under the pressure of your 401k and retirement pensions, while you delude yourself into believing that your work contributes anything to society besides prolonging it's inevitable collapse. Any moment that you are not working, you are wasting more of your life by not wasting it now under the hopes of achieving your retirement earlier. People give Japan shit for having a workaholic society, but they are really just more mindful of the fact that this is the way our system works.

In hindsight, I should have picked the black sluty ones, but oh well.

Also, kek is pleaced.

DON'T HATE THE PLAYA HATE THE GAME. SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.

its not just dicks its pussys too. some people just shoot it all over the place. go into your average hotel room with a black light and you will see what i mean. i have seen semen stains on walls and ceilings before; on couches, desks, etc. its more common than you would like to think.

I don't want to work with people who I know have masturbated in the company's toilet just 5 minutes ago. Wait until you're home you degenerate freaks.

No

But people are still gonna do it

Everything is Human right now

took a second but damn good kek

i wouldnt do it maybe after or an hour before. the reason i wouldnt do it at work is its pretty perverted thing to do feel like a real perp doing that. secondly cum is very smelly theres a lot of pheromones in there that women can ESPECIALLY pick up on, and a lot of men too. basically you go into bathroom to fap one out youll be doing the walk of shame afterwords becauses people will sense it.

were animals and trust when i say you can tell when someone just did what that.

When you think about it, it's odd that some humans can band together gang up on you and tell you what you can and can't do with your body in a random universe where no one is really the boss of anyone else.

youtube.com/watch?v=aSn1g-6h1OQ

I was really hard up to jerk off at work late one night, and had to draw my own porn on a piece of scrap paper. People kept coming into the bathroom too. That was a rough one.

>not jerking off during a busy work day

when i worked early morning shift i used to crank it every day in the bathroom

the mexican cleaning lady walked in on me once but she didnt carr

...

Stop legislating private policy.

just use your imagination
>drawing your own porn
unless your an artist how the fuck does that get you off?

Need office lolis to be required. Sex is a basic human right.

I fap before work like the other 60%.

no. mandate handjobs. girls at work must give 1 handjob a day

they're called "secretaries"

>not fapping on company time

s it a paid break tho?

I rub one out at work at least once a week.

My boss makes a dollar and I make a dime, so I fap on company time.

God dammit the Edmonton sun makes me ashamed to be Albertan, almost as bad as the NDP

What a rousing and intelligent comment.

eww thats nasty.

reminds me of that pic of a desk that someone had been splooging into for years. the older loads had turned black

Am I the only one for who this has never been an issue?

I usually rub one out on average once a week, sometimes I go a month or two a time between jerking it. I don't have much of a libido (anymore), its pretty nice to be honest. All the equipment works, I can still easily get hard, but I just don't really have much interest in doing it often.

nah you would need a work break to make the masturbating more meaningful

Boy if you want to do everything you possibly can do to get make human rights a laughing stock
this is the start of it
then from there on out just make it pure gibsmedat

Not gonna lie. I used to fap during working hours. But I've changed jobs and there's no central heating. So I just work instead. Smart boss.

>2017
>not just carving out a niche enterprise and working for yourself

i might not be rich, but i'm free

LOL

At my job we have this retarded janitor whose been caught MULTIPLE TIMES jacking off in the supply closet during his shift. Idk why we haven't fired him yet but probably because there is no replacements who want that deadend low pay job.

>having a job

This is obviously a Sup Forums article

nevermind, it doesn't even exist.

fuck you fucking faggot OP

>what is Google
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