PROFESSIONAL SJWS WILL SOON MONITOR Sup Forums/reddit

So here it is. Wide-scale monitoring of Sup Forums against politically incorrect thought. Hiring Now!

reddit.com/r/SeaJobs/comments/5oe4k5/seeking_reddit_and_Sup Forums_experts_with_an_interest/

reddit.com/r/SeaJobs/comments/5nkkmz/any_reformed_chans_out_there/

>experts
>reformed

if youre a Sup Forums expert you can make 20/hour tho

>so hard

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I thought it was already that way.

Implying unemployed pollsters won't take the money and shit on their parade

how do you become an expert on Sup Forums

>reformed
>Chans
thanks for the laugh

I'll apply for it.
They can't screen people for their political views anways

Kek.

>professional sjws

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So? Post dead niggers to scare away the fags

>PROFESSIONAL SJWS WILL SOON MONITOR Sup Forums/

Not if we take up those hall monitor positions.........

>that huge jew nose

wasnt going to end up anywhere else really

No need to go full bukkake now.

none of these "professionals" can ever hope to match my works. you will know me by them!

They are so sensitive that they will ragequit in 5 minutes

Hmm I wonder what sorts of people will be applying to this position.

I'm going to go ahead and send in my resume. Decent money and I'll get to be an inside man. I recommend any other WA gents apply as well. The more of us we get in there the quicker we can crash their plane

Forgot my image.

Where can I sign up? I'm a neet.

Godfuckingdamnit. No, really. Provoke us further assholes. See how well it ends for you

Yeah but it requires living in Bellevue (Washington state). So fuck that with a chainsaw.

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Good, more fresh minds to redpill.

I'd like to see those fuckers try at least half as hard at shit posting as any other Joe average on this site.

This guy is on to something. Get in on this and drop knowledge bombs. Washington anons put down the weed for like 2 seconds and apply

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Trips of truth, Sup Forums must become moar militant.

Sup Forums is a board of peace. Behead those who insult Kek.

Oh yeah, upvote the post and all Sup Forums comments. Make this shit visible as fuck.

Fuck that
Even though I need a job, I wouldn't even be able to get through the interview with a straight face.

>midnight shift
they're trying to monitor the australians

Double down on the Nazi memes and scare them away.

checked

>So here it is. Wide-scale monitoring of Sup Forums against politically incorrect thought. Hiring Now!

they just burned 1.3 billion trying this and instead of waking up to the lunacy of it they try and feed the trolls to death again

>Get hired
>Do literally nothing new with my life
>Get paid
>SJWs literally wasting money on me to live my life
>Every single hour you browse Sup Forums, they lose money
I'd be proud to be gradually making SJWs bankrupt

witnessed
Kek be praised

Kek wills it

Remember last time someone tried to force their opinions onto us

Trips tells us KEK is with us.

They've asked for it. Bring the chaos!

They don't know if you just ignore us we have zero power

Except you actually need to be in Bellevue. So some Washington poster will hit the jack pot.

>Get paid to shitpost

>PROFESSIONAL SJWS WILL SOON MONITOR Sup Forums/reddit
Got news for ya, This has been going on for quite sometime already

peace be upon him

Kek

degrees in memeology

and autism

>>Every single hour you browse Sup Forums, they lose money
Yeah
$18/hour
For a fucking graveyard shift with 10 hours workdays

If you've shit yourself rather than getting up and losing an argument

Lets be frank, for some of us that's normal.

keked and checked

>reformed
How do you get out of 18 hours per day of shitposting? I swear this is worse than any drug.

Them turning to our viewpoint and insidiously spreading it to other SJWs is far more likely than the inverse.

I for one welcome our new converts.

kek this is why these retards will never beat us on the internet...

do they honestly think they can harness the power of the memes when their people are doing it for profit? rolling out of bed in the morning, slurping on shitty coffee and staring bleary eyed at a computer screen bored out of your mind is how Hillarys CTR staff got so beaten up. Unimaginative memes and constantly falling for bait.

Compare that to the armies of permavirgins on the chans who compulsively do it for no discernable reason other than blind hatred and REEEEEEEEEEE, i know who i put my money on.

A volunteer army will always outperform an army of draftees

To any faggots monitoring thread: How about you do something about your examining your ideology instead of constantly trying to take shitty sneaky shortcuts with everything?

Hows about instead of thinking you can just throw money at a problem you find out why you're losing in the first place? Maybe its because your message doesnt resonate because your entire "movement" is completely manufactured?

Dammit I would totally do this but I don't live there

Haha I live in the Bellevue area making $15 an hour but it's for a game company I get to smoke weed and 6 weeks vacation starting

KEK will not stand for it. Our usually benevolent frog may unleash holy hell on those who defile this temple.

I'm alright with that. I already work nights and the overtime will be sweet.
I think even if you aren't qualified you should at least drop them a few hundred emails with shitpost resumes

good thing this the politically correct board.

>sjws will monitor the anti sjws who cant stop monitorsing the sjws

dont you know that most of the people you claim to hate are just insincere memesters who migrated here along with you from rebbid?

Reminds of the FBI hiring agents to monitor child porn and the agents inevitably getting addicted to it.

Literally applying right now

Call them niggers

I was going to leave after the election, and then this month. The banner was right, you're here forever.

Literally shaking right now. make sure to screencap any correspondence you get from them, dis gun be good

Post resume

>They don't know if you just ignore us we have zero power


well we have to be fair and admit these people are boring and obnoxious so that makes a venue where you can say anything a lot more interesting just on a liberty basis

>tfw going to apply and just give them misinformation the entire time all while making dem neetbux

I live in Seattle and have web content moderation experience.

You're telling me I could get paid to shitpost?

Have you heard about the Leafs and the Aussies and know how much they deserve an extinction event?

Do you hate the Jews with a burning passion except nationalist ones?

Do you believe that homosexuality is disgusting and shouldn't be encouraged in children?

Then boy oh boy do I have something to present to you: your very own Masters degree in Memeology!

To get your PhD and become a leading expert in memes, please submit a paper to Bellevue, WA's location on the subtleties of shitposting and cuck porn with at least 8 sources from resident leafs and ausfags

Starting pay is $24 an hour with dental, breast exams and castration included!

Welcome to the Plebbit team

>For a fucking graveyard shift with 10 hours workdays
Kek. I'm legit doing that for free

THIS.
MAXIMUMDUBSFORMAXIMUMTHIS.

>hate the Jews
>except
Stopped right there.

Everyone else should follow suit and drop them a resume with all of your "qualifications".
They've handed us a new project

How do they make profit? Where is the source of income?

Like this professional SJW? His type all ready shill this board non stop

So basically I do what I usually do all day, but I get paid for it, on top of autism bux, and I do it in an office environment.

yes, post resume. Sup Forums experts will critique it

Lazy Sup Forums faggots who won't actually do the job and will instead fuck these normies over lmao. Sent in my resume btw. We'll see what happens boys.

>get to delete jewdiepie and oleary threads and get paid for it
sounds good to me

>on top of autism bux
I thought you couldn't get disability if you were working

Get the job and do an expose

How exquisite good sir! The abstract nature just screams money to me and I am prepared to offer all of my shekels for it
But, pray tell, of what does it represent? What was it modeled onto?
>wat say

Can i get a witness?

You need to can greentexting and a rreliable library of Pepes to get started. Bantz ability ftw. Advanced degree in memeology to the front of the line.

>IT'S NOT FASCISM WHEN WE DO IT

good opportunity to imbed some deep cover moles

No.

I would shitpost with you but I'm sending my actual resume and then going to fire up my sock puppet email accounts.

I'd unironically do this because I'm a NEET and I need money.

Hey you guys think they would hire a brazilian?

ONEOFUS ONEOFUS ONEOFUS

Need proxies.

Fortunately for us there are not enough Jews in the world to combat us so they pay CTR fags to try and stop us

user has already left Sup Forums. It's all reddit/newfags now.

Aw

It's a little unbelievable these people think they can take on Sup Forums.