How do we solve the sex toy problem plaguing our young men?

How do we solve the sex toy problem plaguing our young men?

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easy! end feminism.
women need to start embracing femininity and men need to not be shamed and chastised for embracing masculinity

mandatory hrt for all boys

"Men" who own any sort of sex device are humongous faggots.

Stop teaching men and women how to fight each other, be faggots, be hedonists that blow all their good years on any sex they can get at all, etc.

Don't make divorce a payday for women (or the much rarer case of men getting money.) You want your spouse's money, you have to stay with them.

Make couples honor their vows. In good times and in bad being the important line.

Cultural Marxists have worked hard to destroy society. They will not just give up their scheme because they had a change of heart.

problem? LOL, I see many men happier without being trapped by women or ripped off. ROBOT WAIFUS, here we go!!

If god didn't want men to try anal why'd he put their prostate in their butt? Checkmate atheists.

Oven the Jews. It was (((Ray Kurzweil))) who in large part promulgated the notion of using virtual sex to sell his satanic transhumanist ideas.

cf. The Age of Spiritual Machines

Why solve it?

>Sex toys for pleasure
>Artificial wombs and gene manipulation for perfect future race

Sounds like the future is bright.

Don't trust the menstruating jew

What's gayer? Using a sex toy or using a man's hand?
Sex toys that work like vaginas are fine for people who aren't with a real woman for whatever reason.

Vote now
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It seems to me that women already embrace femininity, and men already embrace masculinity. Feminism is a counter-culture to the mainstream, not the mainstream itself.

butt plugs should be a universal right BY LAW LIKE THE 2ND AMENDMENT

>tfw just got god tier japanese massage and handy j

No, it really isn't.

>"I-I love you fleshlight."
>sloppily kiss it and fall asleep cuddling it

End feminism, ALL governmental welfare state spending, women's suffrage, divorce, and women's right to own property. Build the wall and kill the beaners.

Prostate play is fucking god tier if you can do it right. There are 3 compleatly different orgasms to experience

Why is pol so sexy today

fag

They are going to masturbate either way. Using a man's hand is bottom tier along with using a dead cow to masturbate.

get used to it all your women are getting blacked

Sh-she have a p-pussy, r-right?

It's the theme for the inauguration, soft sexinnes, we are just running whit it.

You literally become retarded for a good 10-20 seconds when achieving proper orgasm

VR internet.

Superior matchmaking systems based on AI and big data.

I got some bad news for you, m8

It wasn't sexy until you got here
Now bend over

What's more depressing is that normies are such boring people that they need to go out and get hammered to even be approachable that's considered part of normal human behavior

The current culture is a wasteland of humanity who can't see past their own selfish desires and have no inward perspectives on their actions

I would bet any faggot with a sex doll is more fulfilled as a human then these fuckers who preach morallity and collectivism

Because dicks flop around. Wouldn't mind hearing green texts regarding this
>6th grade
>new bud
>doing the usual; vidya; WWF
>whips out his halfy on my bed for some reason
>uncut
>go on to fap many times guy pressure washes the ceiling
>high school
>fap to UFC and animation domination fucken wasted
>huge uncutter with a square shaped head
>foreskin only goes half way over when hard unlike me it's there unless i take it back no matter how hard
>bro him, swallow
>bro him again
>university
>a fucking literal model
>sideswept wings at his ears you know?
>squinty eyes tall and so white (im italian and german)
>shower together
>bro eachother

>Implying anything on Sup Forums has a pussy.

>Sex toys that work like vaginas are fine for people who aren't with a real woman for whatever reason.

I do agree with this, though, any sack of shit who settles for sticking his dick in a silicone pussy rather than improving himself to broaden his sexual market value needs to die without offspring. We need to thin out the gene pool.

by re-implementing betauprising (i.e. chrstianity, but basically any abrahamic) religion into society

*when soft

Fix women

or make androids be able to be impregnated.

have you been in a coma for 10 years or something?
it's 2017, women want to be men and men want to be women! I can't find one thing wrong with my previous statement, the media is to blame and women shaming men and women thinking they are entitled just because they are XX.
are you drunk or something... your response was contradictory and just flat out wrong!

what if women wont have sex with me because I only masturbate once every month or so If im lucky?

what's the etiquette for that kind of thing. signaling, tip, etc

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>How do we solve the sex toy problem plaguing our young men?

simply 'transition' over to traps, just like any other, normally evolving male ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It didn't make my life any shittier and i never initiated these things. It made it things to remember. Genders dont really matter. I never did any limp biscuits. According to poll nobody else has either. I hope u at least got a wiggle down there. I dont exactly love sharing that. But feel free to do same anybody!

>Update
this is hot

Yes her name is succubabe on manyvids
manyvids.com/Profile/486702/Succubabe/

ignore the fags saying she has a penis, you can see her pussy clearly on her tumbler as well

Probably. It was definitely worth trying for even if it's just not worth sticking stuff up my ass when I can still get off normally in a good 10-20 seconds of retardation.

Besides, still feels pretty good to grind my taint into the washing machine if I'm really feeling that degenerate and have nothing better to do with my time.

we get gf

This kind of sex toy really isn't viable as women's vaginas wear out easily. This would wear a vagina out faster than pulling dog knots.

>all boys
...then who will be left to suck off all the succulent succubus the traps??

ai gfs?

Just don't be a sperg, maybe lightly touch her leg when she's close to your hand. Leave the towel kinda low when she comes in, leave obvious tip money in the open on the table or whatever is there.

>(((bad))) news

it's more fun than you think, user. just cuz you shove stuff up your butt doesn't make you degenerate. degeneracy is a state of being and comes from a warped state within.

Nothing. Buy some horsepussy

>women's vaginas wear out easily
you've hit on the very point of why males want anal and traps --

>THE CUNT WAS MADE TO PROCREATE, NOT FOR SATISFYING SEX

...especially not for males:
- it's aesthetically gross (be horn-hormone-free honest)
- it stinks
- it acidic (same pH as tomatoes), thus tastes like shit
- it bleeds (/!\)
- its sphincter muscles readily loosen (as broached)
- once it whelps a maggot, it's all but useless for anything but DP fisting
- pleasuring it is an interminable chore
- pleasuring it entails nearly nothing males enjoy...*

This went really well!
Some guy in grade 10 mushroom slapped me while I was passing out. Misclicked the poll though
This pic supersedes her not having a prostate and can hit her pegging victim. But don't forget. Two men can do same if one has a
inside while fucking somebody

Asses wear out even faster if used regularly mate. The only bonus for traps is that they tend to be young and haven't taken 100 dicks already.

You might have forgotten the fact that women also have assholes.

How about women start competing?
>H-voices
>doujins
>H-games
>onahole
>half of these are free, saving money for myself

Compared to
>putting effort in a relationship
>hundreds, maybe thousands of burger bucks wasted maintaining a non-family member
>chance she will cheat
>you are fucked if she gets pregnant
>modern women
>they can't please you because they don't know how to because they don't have a dick
>they will leave the moment they don't gain financially anymore
>possibly diseases
Being single is the red pilled way to go

But vagoyners prolapse too

>any sack of shit who settles for sticking his dick in a silicone pussy rather than improving himself to broaden his sexual market value
>implying it's better to fuck worthless whores than it is to masturbate

>This pic supersedes her not having a prostate and can hit her pegging victim. But don't forget. Two men can do same if one has a
wasn't implying that the device could supersede faggots, much less pre-op (functional) traps

rather, that sarlaccs are feeling the pressure to conform to 'what men want', in light of the sexual revolution, that is the Internet Age

Hot. Thanks for sharing. Nice little thread over some coffee and a joint. Love you guys. Keep voting or share the poll elsewhere. Nobody's bitched at me yet :)

Excellent post. I kind of figured that. Just reassuring some guys maybe who said nothing

>women also have assholes.
sure... 'cept most only use it for shitting, and those who do use it for pleasure, are either porn whores or drumpf-aged

as for the sphincter going full prolapse from overuse -- like anything, moderation is the key (i.e., if you're fucking THAT much, then the act will lose its enjoyment long before the pink windsock climbs the mast... and you should have multiple partners to sate your concupiscence anyway)

>Ass: Wears out quickly. Causes lots of problems when it wears out.
>Vaginas: Wears out with excessive stretching. Mild problems when it wears out.
>Mouths: Rarely wears out. Requires intervention if you really fuck up.
>Dicks: Has anyone worn out a dick without breaking the corpora cavernosa?
Turns out real patricians have a dick and get lots of blowjobs.

I think that's an exaggeration. The vast majority of people still conform to normal gender roles, especially in America. America is obsessed with traditional femininity and traditional masculinity. There have been SOME shifts away from this in the media, but by and large mass media remains extremely conservative. Maybe you only notice Feminist media because it's so starkly different from mainstream culture, but I assure you American movies and American television and American videogames still love celebrating their manly men and dainty women every chance they get.

So faggots like you could get cancer.

No worries
I'll jump in here. I agree. Only that women have no prostates which is related to this convo
Also women only pee they don't cum. To each his own I guess. Wish more fags would open up about the poll. They're answering but keeping to selves. That's fine I guess

All sins came from the garden. No faggots in the garden...
Well said

Hitting the womb from inside the ass supposedly feels rather good. You just need a longer dick than is required to hit a prostate.

Fleshlights are terrible. All they do is provide suction and they somehow are even messier than just using your hand.

Check on the dicksize. Do you have a foreskin? That's all that matters. But does hitting that shit for her feel good for her? No. But two guys? You dont even need hands let alone penetration

Bath mates and holy grail of cum. Foreskin restoration. Prolly I'll try an aneros soon but nothing replicates humans

>pink windsock climbs the mast
fucking kek

Anyone who isn't intact is naturally going to have problems during sex regardless of what they are doing.

Use sex toys, don't use porn though and only your imagination, and fap only 1-2 times a week.

I wish I were born there sometimes. 420osis on kik if anybody interested

Sexual repress more people.That's GREAT.

This fucking thread.

>tfw we're actually mostly a bunch of faggots

legalize and de-stigmatize rape.

It is a perfectly natural means for the beta male to reproduce and should not be shamed by our preconceived notions of "decency"

Relax. Breathe. Realise the more you compensate the less of a man you become. Sounds cliché but look at all these degenerate rightist politicians

Fags actually think this. Someone get the electrotherapy kit.

Such a cute puppy :3