Be american

>be american
>still listen to radio to find "good" music
>be american
>consider 20mbps as "hi speed broadband"
>be american
>still use analogue tv
>be american
>still use 120 voltage
>be american
>save up for college at age 3
>be american
>still use guns pretending it's the 1840s
>be american
>credit card has no paywave, pin number password
>be american
>sell your kidney to buy smartphone package deal
>be american
>tip
>be american
>pay K20 for cold medication
>be american
>government law doesn't apply everywhere
>be american
>choke on kinder surprise
>have heart attack
>call 911
>ambulance comes
>they notice you possess an illegal chocolate egg
>call police
>get shot
>go to hospital
>end up $2000000 in debt and get fined $12000 for possessing an illegal 6 pack of chocolate eggs
>walk out of hospital
>get shot

Why're you trying to be mean though?
Sure you're stating facts, but by the context added by your pic, it seems like you're just being a jerk for the sake of being a jerk.

We're just dealing with the situation we're in.

>be American
>can't handle bants

>choke on kinder surprise
>have heart attack
>call 911
>ambulance comes
>they notice you possess an illegal chocolate egg

Delet this you fucking pinko

>be New Zealand
>penis in sheep

>be sheep-shagging, half-maori convict
>nobody cares what happens to you because you're irrelevant

You think about us a lot.

what the fuck do you even call your people? New Zealanders? Talk about a mouthful of cock.

>be Japanese
>raped by tentacle monster
>be Japanese
>have period stain as flag
>be Japanese
>Become beta as fuck after being bombed twice
>be Japanese
>go to host clubs because love is not in Japanese culture
>be Japanese
>buy schoolgirl because it's the closest 3d waifu you'll ever get

Fucking kiwis

i know a leaf when i see one
this is leaf posting i have no doubts of it

Be Australian get half my tax taken to build a shitty fiber optic network. Currently have 3.2 Mbps. Get taxed to hell for my ciggies and beer. Abos keep taking petrol out of my car. Whilst being outside to shoo them away I get skin cancer. Some chink who bought this degree from chinkdegrees.cn gives me wrong medicine.

I die

>be american
>thinks america is a planet

>Be a kiwi
>Govt so cucked they don't let you vote for laser kiwi flag
>Deflect the issue of your own inadequacy by focusing on inadequacies of another nation
>Flag will never be laser kiwi

>be kiwi
>realise kiwifruit is from china

>be australia
>lose war with birds

>still listen to radio to find "good" music
Nobody listens to the radio voluntarily today. Aux ports are everywhere.
>consider 20mbps as "hi speed broadband"
Early adopter syndrome still affects rural areas, yes. We're a big country and the ISPs haven't been broken up like they need to be yet.
>still use analogue tv
It's digital.
>still use 120 voltage
and?
>save up for college at age 3
you're not a poor, are you?
>still use guns pretending it's the 1840s
>not having funs
>credit card has no paywave, pin number password
>personal identification number number
>sell your kidney to buy smartphone package deal
That's mexico
>tip
meh
>pay K20 for cold medication
take a break from sheep-fucking so you can type
>government law doesn't apply everywhere
u wot
>choke on kinder surprise
turns out they're carcinogenic, enjoy your ass cancer
>get shot
>get shot
sounds like you're not only poor, but a nigger as well.

>be american
>government convinced by a bunch of niggers and nu males to ban confederate flag
>it works

Analogue TV got phased out awhile ago.

>be Chilean
>the world still thinks of you as mexico
>get ENRICHED by your mestizo neighbours of Peru, Bolivia and Brazil

>be oceanic
>have worse ping than china

I just want this to be our flag desu

>being so cucked that you're envious of another country's rebel battle flag

>be american
>deny reality

at least people here don't get TRIGGERED by a fucking flag

>be kiwi
>get sheep cock stuck in butt

...

>Be American
>Go to Doctor
>???
>"That'll be $5,399.... plus tip.

Its haiti and colombia lately

>be new zealand
>known as "that turd next to the land of kangaroo fuckers"

...

...

>be american
>prep black bull
>tip

>Please lurk for 6 months before posting

Not having a flag that can trigger someone is a mark of national shame. Worse, not only is your flag unknown and incapable of getting a rise out of anyone, its always mistaken for another nation's flag that is also incapable of inspiring anything..

Jokes on you, I'm on a desktop, not a laptop

kek knows what is happening

>be cockroach
>desperately make turkroach memes all day in the hope of the roach mantle being pushed on the turks
>still be a cockroach

That looks good...

please lurk for 7

please make this guy our president again

>be New Zealander
>steal flag
>be New Zealander
>shit post like an austrailian

ok, Juan

holy shit

>be american
>never be irrelevant
>everyone knows your flag

Fucker

>credit card has no paywave, pin number password
>pin number
>personal identification number number
At least I'm not retarded

I don't do any of those things. You don't seem to know me at all.

SAGE

Those things are all much better than putting your penis in sheep, New Cuckland. Enjoy your scrapie infected sheep pussy.

>be britbong
>fuck goats for peace and tolerance
>tip

Sounds like the average day in my life.

>>tip
>american education

FUCK OFF AND DIE

delete.this

>be New Zealand
>?

nz is basically canada

>be britbong
>send daughter to school
>gangraped by peaceful and tolerant brown people
>british education

>still listen to radio to find "good" music
No just for talk
>consider 20mbps as "hi speed broadband"
50Mbps for less than $50 per month
>still use analogue tv
What's wrong with that
>still use 120 voltage
Nothing wrong with that
>still use guns pretending it's the 1840s
Yeah, were still a little free
>sell your kidney to buy smartphone package deal
What??? Try E-bay man
>pay K20 for cold medication
Don't even know what k20 is

You forgot the most important part.

>Be American

That's winning the lottery faggot. We may not be perfect, but we're better than everyone else.

Saged

...

>Straya Jr.
>Have robust sex with woolly beasts.

ok, ahmed

Just >be american is enough for me

>be american
>send children to school
>gangraped by jamal in majority black school
>car jacked by nigger on way home
>get shot by police in crossfire

Fuken kiwi I love you

Doesn't Aus and NZ have limits on the amount of things you can download per month too? Like 300gb or some stupid shit? I'm in a bumfuck small town of ~30k people in North Carolina (not Charlotte as in my pic related, that's where the server is) and my internet is fucking amazing.

>be new zealander
sorry, I have nothing. You're so insignificant I literally don't know anything about your nation, people, culture, etc. I know not ONE identifiable thing about you, you are completely inconsequential to the entire world, the rest of whom are oblivious to your existence.

Pic related. Whoops.

>be american
>kids sent to school and get shot
>be american
>goto maccas and get shot
>be american
>goto bank and get shot
>be american
>goto airport and get shot
>be american
>goto movies and get shot
>be american
>goto mall and get shot
>be american
>get shot everywhere you go

>be chilean
>realize kek will make pinera president again

False for me at least, I use Pandora and Lastfm.

I doubt even the (((100mbps))) internet is anywhere near 20.

Not anyone I know.

100% true.

>being able to save for anything, much less college

Eh, I like guns.

We can't even use the chip right.

>implying kidneys are worth enough for a smartphone package

>being too poor to tip

>being too much of a pussy to deal with a cold

Of course it's not everywhere. US laws don't stretch to Canada.

I can't argue the last bit, except the getting shot, that only happens in the nigger infested areas (read: not Idaho)

>>be american
>>choke on kinder surprise
>>have heart attack
>>call 911
>>ambulance comes
>>they notice you possess an illegal chocolate egg
>>call police
>>get shot
>>go to hospital
>>end up $2000000 in debt and get fined $12000 for possessing an illegal 6 pack of chocolate eggs
>>walk out of hospital

>Be American
>Sue for calling the cops on a pastry that is illegal to sell, but legal to own
>The resultant conflict caused by the aforementioned call resulted in a near-fatal, intentional gun wound by the paramedic's coconspirators hereby known as the Cops
>Sue for 20,000,000 + the cost of the medical bills & fine
>Claim it caused physical, mental, and emotional stress that will never heal and has left you a nervous wreck
>"Your honor, how will I ever trust a paramedic, or how can I trust a keeper of the law such as these despicable men because of the events that unfolded on September 29th, 2016, at 3:34 PM?"
>amp claim up to 70,000,000$ because its the state's fault for training and arming lunatics
>win the case and live life of luxury away from Emus and giant spiders.

Well my isp has a 300 GB limit, but it only costs me $10 more if I want to go over, and they send you a warning when you're getting close

Depends what plan you go with desu, I get 100mbs down 22up 3ping, We get unlimited gb to use, costs like $110 a month

ok, jamal

tfw realizing your childhood was ruined by not experiencing kinder eggs like the rest of the world.

>be american
>elect nigger twice

My connection is $70/month and fiber giving near 200mb/s up and down wireless, more if wired. Get on 1st world level.

TOP KEKE THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER READ HOLD SHIT AMERICANS BTFO FOREVER HOW CAN THEY EVER RECOVER??????????????????????????????????????????????

Obama's father is a nigger and his mother is white

thus the USA is a nation of cucks

back in like 2007, i used to talk to this guy from Australia over Skype and at the end of the month he would be stuttering and getting disconnected like every 4 minutes
He told it was because his bandwidth is almost used up and I was a little bit confused.

kek

kek of truth

we had that gay wonderball shit

>be New Zealand
>new
>be underwater in 50 years
kek!

>be non-American
>Donald Trump isn't your president

fuck off

did it have the shitty toys inside of it? If not
>dropped

>thinking somehow sinusoidal 120v @60hz with a mathematically balanced wave forms integrating with 120-240-480v with a higher transmission efficiency and smaller EM background transmission is a bad thing.

ah, how the backwards people live sometimes amuses me.

btw, most American households are dual or tri voltage.

hard sweet-tart candies shaped like disney characters and a sticker maybe

doesn't sound too bad actually

Goodly memed

...

>Be NZ
>so irrelevant that people think you're australia

Tatoo Laser Removal.....

I can't even think of a
>Be New Zealand
Post because your country is so unremarkable that your key place in the world is being left out on maps and being confused for Australia.

>Be American
>So magnificent half the world shitposts about me
>Chuckle and go back to watching my Japanese kino

fat people do tend to be large and made fun of the most

you lost the emu war, and we are supposed to take anything you retarded kiwis say?