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Africa has never invented anythi-
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it's a fucking scooter
>africans are just now inventing the wheel
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Oh hey, congratulations. You made something that rolls. Woo. Woo, yeah.
This can't be real life. They never invented the wheel and now they're using children's toys for transportation
This just made me very, very racist
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Clearly cherry-picking, but that is damned amusing.
What is his secret weapon to win the race with?
Oh fuck me, how do these BBC types keep a straight face when reporting this shit?
Wew.
Watch out Elon Musk.
works great downhill.
>>africans are just now inventing the wheel
>sees a moped in a magazine page that washed up on the shore
SHEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIT WE WUZ MOPEDALISTS NIGGA
Why wouldn't you give it 3-4 wheels so you can safely carry literally anything?
dude is based at 2:00
Actually that's pretty cute.
>makes a crappy scooter that can't go uphill
>this is impressive and newsworthy to Al "non whites are better than whites" Jazeera
>people claim these are the same human species as us
lol what the fuck
Are these people straight up animals?
It can go uphill if you get off and push it up the hill on foot
We have those as kid toys, made of metal. Which is the english term for that toy? Is there any?
Scooters?
Land Surveying.
The Egyptians first used it to accurately divide land into plots for the purpose of taxation.
WE WUZ SPACE ENGINEERZ AND SHIIIET
well, at least they are capitalists...
Wobblyzips
They're called scooters
fpbp
inb4 it gets stolen
Kek at the fucking wheel when they try and move it
solid African tradition
>It has become a symbol of innovation.
A fucking scooter.
Oh fuck off. You should be celebrating their racially pure culture, not continuing to shit on them. It's not like their IQ will ever improve, cut them some slack.
This video made me genuinely happy, and I have admiration for that Chukudu builder
I know the entirety of Sup Forums is laughing and making fun of these people, but how many of you could built one of those? Keep in mind that these guys likely never had access to school or education, it's pretty impressive.
Id rather celebrate their removal from planet earth.
If aliens ever visit I hope they take all of them and fly away to the other end of the universe. They can try throwing black people inot black holes and see what happens for all I care.
good luck trying to haul anything around with that. None of you would be smart enough to build one under those type of conditions.
GENIUSES
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I built a house 3 months ago, complete with home server and Cat6 RJ45 jacks and all that shit.
It wouldn't take me a fucking year to learn how to make a shitty scooter from a tree either, that is literally monkey speed.
It's literally monkeys imitating humans they are getting smarter! This is good
Wonder if they will make a wooden engine or invent animal husbandry and get a cow to pull it at least?
>it's pretty impressive.
>statue of one in the city center
WE WUZ CAR BUILDERS
You see that motorcycle at 1:23? Yeah. Think about it.
Sincerely,
White people
Affirmative Action
It's pretty hilarious by our standards, but I'm kinda happy for the guy. He lives in the middle of Bumfuck, Africa. Which is basically the worst Bumfuck on the planet. They're incredibly poor and probably have never had any kind of formal education. He saw inspiration, had an idea, and created a product to help his community. And best of all, he's actually making some success with it.
This is the attitude we need to encourage in Africans. That they need to innovate and create their own future and their own businesses. And not to rely on foreign food aid, or donations of bicycles and mopeds from charity organizations.
Is that three time soapbox derby champ Ronnie Beck??
How hard is it to fashion a seat?
uh, airplane?
>European brain
>African brain
Pretty hard
I hate shitskins more than anything in this world, but this video makes me happy.
It's good to see these guys are accomplishing something on their own, without gibs and hand holding from white people.
Make Africa Great For Once
I have to admit those things look pretty fun
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WE WUZ RICH AND SHEEET
>what is an invention
give credit where its due. Theyre combining multiple wheels together to achieve transport of non-circular loads. This is truly higher level thinking
Nigga, I built my motorcycle from scratch.
If I had a bunch of wood, machetes, and all the time in the world, I could certainly make a better scooter than niggers can.
I was hoping he hit a bump and impaled his neck in the wooden handle bars. Is that wrong?
At least they are evolving now!
>top gun music starts playing
Making your own version of something that already exists sadly doesn't count as an invention
christ, look at how they're dressed. They're probably the wealthiest people for miles around
but you can't push the wheel on a scooter like that, actually it looks kind of fun
>africans try to learn a trade and become productive human beings
>we wuz engineers n shieeet
that translator sounds so fucking effeminate
its like hes trying to sound as gay as possible
>spends enough time caring about Africa to learn the language
it checks out
fuuuuuuug
cant stop laughing
How can the white man compete?
yeah no you couldn't, you would just whine about everything all day. None of you are that smart so stop pretending like you are.
WHITE PEOPLE = DEVASTATED
Holy crap, they're just like the Europoors!
>Making your own version of something that already exists sadly doesn't count as an invention
w-w-what?
When I was 10, I took some wood in the back yard and made a go-cart. I used some old wagon wheels. I never made anything before, and I didn't have help because my father had passed away when we were all really little. Mom was always working.
It could steer and it was a hell of a lot better than this.
>and am girl
So, Africans are mentally 10 year old girls
tits or gtfo, roastie
t..tits or gtfo, user
>am girl
you know the drill
Hush straya, no more thought only Congo now
That fucking statue...
Do a Google image search for:
African wire car toy
You're actually valuable outside of being a woman? Where do I find people like that?
Sup Forums blown the fuck out forever!
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yes, I do know the drill
But A) was pertinent to the reason I was making fun of AFricans
and B) am fat dumpy (albeit intelligent) grandma. you do NOT want
oh yes i do want
>am fat dumpy (albeit intelligent) grandma
Tough luck, you're like a man now. At least you're useful like one.
Underrated.
>Poland
Yeah, Ill just bet you beat off to Babbas
>Live in the fucking dirt and use a Flinstones machine as your only form of transportation
>Dress better than a lot of people I know
I don't get it
they finna be fashion designas n shiet
>invention
there is no evidence they actually invented it and didn't just copy an existing design of a bike or motor bike they saw or got thaught by some libcuck as far as their literally retarded brain permits them.
what triggers me the hardest is this is where our taxmoney goes whenever libcuck government signs off another debt annulation or "investment" for nigger nations.
They are literally orks from 40K
stop ridiculing me and comply to the power of triples shown here
you poor delusional nigger. white people create spontaneous feats of engineering every day.
Why just last year I made a ball pump needle out of a broken down pen.
pull the milk out, gramma it's cookie time bitch
Atleast orks are somewhat successful