Are you on the list?
Are you on the list?
>man speaking for Jesus
that's awfully bold
I'm in like 3 of those categories. Shit. I better get used to the heat.
I'm an ankle-biting biker Pope and this triggers me
>m-----bators
that's it, I'm doomed.
That's right heathens. Why haven't you traded in your playstation for a praystation yet?
>Little Monsters
It wasn't the best movie but I don't think it deserves to go to hell
what is an ankle-biter, anyway?
>mama's boys go to hell
What? What is in the bible that they could possibly misinterpret to such a degree that they think "mama's boys" are going to hell?
Also what are little monsters? Like gremlins?
>Homo
No, but you are, OP.
I am a Female Enabler
I Enable them to suck my dick
STOP JACKING OFF
Is nose pickers on there?if not I'm good.
weird how rapists, murders and thieves didn't make the list, I guess they are ok
How crispy am I?
Actually you could, it would just be hard at the start.
you gotta hand it to them, christian rl shitposters are pretty good.
> The pope
> Women mma fighters
Oddly specific niche professions.
i dunno but since fags were listed like 5 times, im going to guess it means fag
hey i saw these guys today. They were at Temple University
>Dykes on Bikes
>M-----bators
Why does g*d forbid me from saying masterb
This is a strange and confusing list.
Jesus was and is a man, bro. Whatchu talking about
>cant play video games
>can do hardcore drugs
im fine with this
>Occupational whores
I feel like toward the end he started running out of ideas...
>women mma fighters
some of these are oddly specific
Why are they using the SpongeBob font?
DAMNIT. I'm the pope.
>g*d
kys
god is a word not his name dummy, and that is a very modern thing to do that.
it's also a jew thing to do
>Furfags not on the list.
GOD'S CHOSEN
yeah I guess I'm pretty racist
and I masturbate
so yeah okay I'm going to hell. See you guys there
>tfw you check off 8 of these
>Cow worshipers
Lmao hindus btfo
>freemasons arent on the list
Get fucked cowancucks
everyone is on there. Masturbaters is an option
Bump
>Women MMA fighters
That's oddly specific.
So if I'm a Catholic it's ok as long as I don't become Pope?
No atheists?
BAH HAHAHAHHA
>little monsters
So big monsters are okay?
>Atheists not included