Are you on the list?

Are you on the list?

>man speaking for Jesus

that's awfully bold

I'm in like 3 of those categories. Shit. I better get used to the heat.

I'm an ankle-biting biker Pope and this triggers me

>m-----bators
that's it, I'm doomed.

That's right heathens. Why haven't you traded in your playstation for a praystation yet?

>Little Monsters

It wasn't the best movie but I don't think it deserves to go to hell

what is an ankle-biter, anyway?

>mama's boys go to hell

What? What is in the bible that they could possibly misinterpret to such a degree that they think "mama's boys" are going to hell?

Also what are little monsters? Like gremlins?

>Homo
No, but you are, OP.

I am a Female Enabler

I Enable them to suck my dick

STOP JACKING OFF

Is nose pickers on there?if not I'm good.

weird how rapists, murders and thieves didn't make the list, I guess they are ok

How crispy am I?

Actually you could, it would just be hard at the start.

you gotta hand it to them, christian rl shitposters are pretty good.

> The pope
> Women mma fighters

Oddly specific niche professions.

i dunno but since fags were listed like 5 times, im going to guess it means fag

hey i saw these guys today. They were at Temple University

>Dykes on Bikes

>M-----bators

Why does g*d forbid me from saying masterb

This is a strange and confusing list.

Jesus was and is a man, bro. Whatchu talking about

>cant play video games
>can do hardcore drugs

im fine with this

>Occupational whores

I feel like toward the end he started running out of ideas...

>women mma fighters
some of these are oddly specific

Why are they using the SpongeBob font?

DAMNIT. I'm the pope.

>g*d
kys
god is a word not his name dummy, and that is a very modern thing to do that.

it's also a jew thing to do

>Furfags not on the list.
GOD'S CHOSEN

yeah I guess I'm pretty racist
and I masturbate

so yeah okay I'm going to hell. See you guys there

>tfw you check off 8 of these

>Cow worshipers

Lmao hindus btfo

>freemasons arent on the list

Get fucked cowancucks

everyone is on there. Masturbaters is an option

Bump

>Women MMA fighters
That's oddly specific.

So if I'm a Catholic it's ok as long as I don't become Pope?

No atheists?

BAH HAHAHAHHA

>little monsters

So big monsters are okay?

>Atheists not included