Donald Trump is dead. My aunt who works at the white house just told me that Donald Trump has died...

Donald Trump is dead. My aunt who works at the white house just told me that Donald Trump has died. They think its heart attack.

he's not going to live in the white house, its too modest for him

(((heart attack)))

day of the rake when?

my mom works at trump tower and she told me the same thing

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> implying a Canadian would have an American aunt

I just crossed the border and saw it with my own eyes. He dead.

kys

what did kek mean by this

now this is some fine shitposting here

>Using emojis

Can confirm, I was throwing gasoline into his office and saw it.

Isn't it past your bed time?

Sorry shills, but I'm in DC to see him swear the oath on Friday and he's more than alive

>Using emojiis
Get Out.

>Leaf

Ya well my dad works at Nintendo, faggot

I think he's being sarcastic

My dad is the president elect, he said Trump is fine.

My dad also speaks in third person.

Hey Eric, visiting England?

sage canada needs to die

I'm Ivanka. Yes I'm visiting England.

Also, you guys should stop worrying about my dad at the inauguration. He won't get assassinated.

F

trip 9's flip em around and u got 666

tits or gtfo

my dad works at nintendo and said that donald trump was banned from the nintendo network and had a heart attack 1 second later

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