What the fuck is the point of this state?

What the fuck is the point of this state?

oil and Russia

damn, already collected

Freedom
Niggers like you need not apply

Isn't it to find north?
Also, rare.

Good deal. Countries are always willing to buy land. Even if they don't know what to do with it.

It's like when I don't really have the money to buy a gun in my budget but my friend is selling one for so good a price I can find a way to move the money around.

You mad, southern boi?

Russia had nothing to play with in card game
He lost it

This. It's land acquisition without the possibility of war.

Natural resources out the ass.

I hate when that happens.

What's the point of Uganda, nigger?

>tf i live there

just forget about alaska. we don't need any attention.

-28F in Palmer right now. It sucks.

What the fuck is the point of this existence? Life is hard then you die. Time moves forward and we will all be forgotten/no one around to remember you.

Also whether I'm happy as fuck or miserable as fuck, none of it matters. Death is inevitable.

It's -35 outside right now.

Few niggers we have stay indoors

>plebmer

Oil.

Visited some relatives there a few years back, decent place. Reminds me of my home state but with more mountains and the sea. Probably one of the few places that's colder too

How is Anchorage? I have a contact that may have a job offering for me next year there.

Carry a 44 and you'll be fine

was going to ask the same question about uganda desu

This

>44

Not nearly big enough.

Is Anchorage dangerous? Aren't there a bunch of spics?

We just had a record number of homicides for 2016. If you leave anything outside it will be stolen by meth or heroine addicts.

*heroin

The point is to avoid death long enough to reproduce, same for the offspring, and theirs, forever.

Until prevention of oblivion is achieved by our descendants, or inventions. It may take billions of years.

You shouldn't have taken the black pill

i saw tons of niggers when i was there

and polar gooks

It's where we keep all the Abos of the north, the Alaska Natives! One of the most despicable races on earth, all of them drunks and child molesters.

I'm in Eagle River, where are you?

tiger mafia lives there

>What the fuck is the point of this state?
We practice freedom here. When I was in grade school we went on field trips to the lower 48 to see what it was like to be less free. We cried on the plane ride back home.

I heard everyone knows kung fu

>We just had a record number of homicides for 2016
Yeah... all 27 of them. Anchorage is soooooo tough. kek

I think it topped 30 actually

Don't forget the Serial Killer that APD and fucking Berkowitz refused to tell anyone about, "yeah yeah just a bunch of connected double homicides, nothing to see move along" we need the death penalty up here stat.

tell me your thoughts on Jammeh.

They didn't mention the serial killer because they figured he would be on to them.

And frankly, I think the death penalty is gonna be coming soon after the Grunwald incident. I don't know if you've been out to the Valley lately but everyone is still seeing red including myself

Mostly niggers wasn't it?

I'm in the valley, it's fine with me if niggers in Anchorage break records

Do you realise how far Uganda is from The Gambia? I don't give a fuck.

super-comfy, cold, gun-friendly, innawoods, isolated retirement state

(get out liberals ree)

I'm right here with you man, I am a lawyer, and I deal with criminal shit all the time, and I could not believe in Palmer of all places KIDS could fucking murder their friends over weed and then dispose of the body like that and lie about it.... disgusting. The moral degeneracy of this world has no bounds....

Too bad the state legislature has to OK any constitutional amendments by a wide margin and then put it to a vote... the bar is so high it'll never happen, esp with the demo-rats in charge of the house now, such garbage. The day of the rope is coming, we're going to have to clean this state up ourselves soon.

Fuck Alaska. At least we Californians contribute to the national economy.

Let me quote the constitution

Article 1 Section 8

>No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury
>capital, or otherwise infamous crime

We don't need no stinking constitutional amendment for that, and my state legislator responded to my letter with "we will not let this issue drop"

I have high hopes

Heil Hitler!

Get fucked. We have the highest per capita income, the highest income for millennial because some of our millennials at least aren't bernie bro faggots... Alaska works. Can't say that about the drought/debt plagued desert of alta california.

Fuck off, stormfag.

don't be rude.

That's the federal Constitution, we have to change the state Constitution that explicitly says no death penalty... who'd you write to? Was it Dunleavy? That man is conservative as hell and will be running for gov in 2018... he's a good bet to make it happen.

...

Literally the most prosperous state. Joe Volger was right!

Yes, it was him. He's the one that holds anti-abortion rallies at the Park Strip instead of doing anything about it.

Which section of the state constitution says no death penalty?

Reminder that Vogler was executed by order of Killary

Vogler, Harambe, Bill's Libido, HAS HER BLOODLUST NO BOUNDS?!?!?

It's for the children in Enugu.

>drunks
>child molesters

Are they meth heads too like their feathernigger cousins down here?

Yeah

Oh yes they are, and many live in shitty villages hundreds of miles from civilization... They get priority in hiring for many companies for being a shareholder thanks to the Congress which says only natives can be shareholders, but in actuality, few actually work and rely on the state for subsidies.

>Heyyyy cuzin! I'm livin that subsistence lifestyle! By which I mean, I go to the post office, I get my check, and then I subsist off of it!

Four wheelers and snow machines make up the majority of their transportation in the isolated communities. Most live in places where you cannot get in or out of the town without flying. Most of the older generation are stoic and many of the younger ones act like hoodlums. Alcohol is a deadly poison for many of them that will mess them up for life!

Many live in towns populated with whites/ living a not so proud existence, alcoholism is rampant, the young males of this species are prone to actin like they all hard and shit, dressing like negroes and acting as such. The females are extremley easy and quite unfortunate inn appearance.(Big assed torsos flat assand skinny legs Whilst quite knowlegeable in outdoor persuits, the lack the skills to achive any noticeable quality of life in white society therefore most are in jail. Most culture and history is being lost on the new generation due to tv and internet and video games. If your a white man dont bring yo ass to the villages; you are sure to get your shit tossed, unless you have came to sell your $11 dollar bottle of Rich & Rare canadian whiskey (r&r as its better known)for $80 so said natives can better facilitate domestic violence. also called natives, na-tuff

>YA HEY HEY WE GOT A FUCKIN WHALE!

>the females are extremely easy
The last time I tried that I was this close to a sexual harassment charge

What possessed you to stoop so low?

I thought they were flips

I've gotten pretty drunk at the Pio, Gaslight, Darwins, I've gotten into arguments and done some skeezy things, I've gotten kicked out at times... but I've never been so out of my faculties that I said to myself, "Go get yourself a native chick to take home user" That has never once sounded like a good idea no matter how fried my decision making was.

I just do not find them attractive, at all.

wtf is the point of this non-country?

pls be in london

t. anchorage

You forgot to finish your genocide

What else would it be? A territory? The deserve to be a state.

>"Go get yourself a native chick to take home user"

O fuck kek'd way to hard on that

They're called tundra niggers

Anyone who lives in Alaska. Do you get free money every year from the state?

...

It's about to go away

Really? Why? How much do you usually get per year?

State is Greece-tier bankrupt, we're out of oil, and there's no end in sight.

oh shit. I'll move there and pay taxes. That'll alleviate the situation. totally.

What a fug?

Bullshit you fucking idiot, we're not out of oil you liberal cuck. The feds dont let us drill for fucking shit because we'd be too independent of a state and they let the saudis controll the fucking oil prices. The reason they cut the PFD aka free check, is to pay for state costs, yet go to juneau on look how many cuck politics make over 6 figs. Do some research faggot.
t. Soldotna resident

no point to this state
it's terrible up here
it's cold as fuck, we live in igloos, and sucking off penguins for niche porn producers is the only paying job one can get
plus we're full- so fuck off

Don't worry. You have Trump now, and Rex Tillerson.

Really marinates the noodle.

>implying that any government is anything other than as big as it possibly can be given the circumstances. The US government has been as big as it could have been, every second of every day since it's foundation. It's how government works, or doesn't work.