Justin Trudeau Claims He Could “Probably Take” Vladimir Putin In A Fight

Well pol? Say goodbye to Drumpfs friend.

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>Mommy said I was good at boxing

>guy who took a boxing class once vs a judo champion.
yeah naw

by take him in a fight Trudeau means that he will win by dying in the ring.

>If you kill your enemies they win
Of course he's going to win the fight.

What's their age difference?

What's with trudea wanting to beat up on seniors?

take boxing lesson in an rich suburb of canada

vs

kgb torture and combat training

>could probably take on a 65 year old
>probably

The man was trained by Steven Seagal.

You think Trudeau could take Seagal?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

this

>former KGB officer
VS
>mommy said i was a good boxer
regardless of the fact that Putin is quite old he would still beat the everliving shit out of that leaf

I wish my President was a bad enough dude to *Teleports behind you* to Vladimir Putin.

Judo > Foxy Boxing

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I knew even Trudeau wouldn't be that delusional.

kek

>goodbye to Drumpfs friend

what makes you think Trudeau is Trump's friend?

>a guy who wins every competition he enters because hes a balding goblin

>Trudeau wouldn't be that delusional.
Don't be so sure we've still got a couple years of this guy as PM.

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someone post that gif where cuckdeu is throwing punches with his limp wrists like a faggot

I like you

He probably could.

Trudeau is like 6'2 and in his prime. Putin is what, 5'3 and nearing retirement age.

checked

Smart money's still on the judoka.

He probably couldn't even take Merkel in a fight.

>I could "probably" take a man twenty years my senior in a fight
Real big proclamation right there.
Next he'll be bragging about how he could "maybe" beat up Hitler's rotting corpse.

Hope he knows Systema, BJJ, or Krav Maga.
Boxing is a gentlemans sport, not real fighting.

hes second guessing himself xD

I've seen that gay take a punch, he's the definition of "glass jaw." A standing jab to the chin made him fall over WHILST wearing a headguard.

He also can't launch a kick for shit.

That looked like a weak ass punch too.

Glass jaw if i ever saw one.

Deathmatch. let him try it. livestream it and make all the damn women who voted him in for his looks watch him get pummeled to death.
Might be more satisfying than, or as satisfying as, watching the lefties cry after Trump won.

I could probably take Brock Lesnar in a fight. I can say things too.

say that to my face fucker and not online see what happens

LMAO OH DEAR FUCKING GOD
PUTIN WOULD MOP THE FLOOR WITH THAT BITCH

CANADA NOOOOOOO

TRUDEAU FALLING FOR TOXIC MASCULINITY FUUUUCK THAT

MUST BE FAKE NEWS

PUTIN IS KGB YOU FUCK

Trudeau is the definition of beta. Putin would probably unintentionally slaughter the guy.

The weak should always fear the strong.

I would pay $200 to see this fight

>took one boxing class

vs

>28 years of soviet KGB torture combat

Lel

Does he know that vlad is ex kgb?

This is merely foreshadowing to how the first Emperor of the world will be selected

If Trudeau challenged Putin to a fight, Putin would be drinking vodka out of Trudeau's skull.

I'm better at basketball than LeBron so I can believe it.

sperg still using term drump!! LOL
fukin loser!!

Fake as shit, but based Tones said this years ago and got blasted by the MSM for it.

Putin doesn't need to waste his time.

He'd just send in his minister of sport to handle it.

>can take putin in a fight
>can bend over and take putin in his pink Trudeau hole

Daily reminder that Trudeau challenged a much bigger Conservative politician to a boxing match before and not only did it happen but he actually won

ya, putin is KGB trained. That's like saying justin thinks he can take james bond.

FUCK OFF...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this kid is fucking on cloud 9. I think he smells his own farts and convinces others to try his farts because they are therapeutic.

wtf.

The son of Fidel Castro wouldn't be able to fight his way out of a paper bag.

Fuck off LIDF

The real question is, can 1.91m Trump take on 1.7m tall putin

please God make it happen, I'd pay for it, any price.

kek!!!!

let's do this. FUNDRAISER

putin is the kind of guy that youd shoot 26 times and he wouldnt quit.

"you could strike Ivan with artillery and attack him with rifles, then as your soldiers advance he turns around and shoots you in the back! Always bayonet the russian soldier in the chest as you advance, lest he take you unaware. Russian soldiers are rats that refuse to die"

- Frederich S. Schulz 1943

FEDOR!

That guy was mystical.

Why don't we actually settle disputes this way?

No, a better question is can "pro" boxer Justin Trudeau beat manlet Manny Pacquiao?
Yes, they're both "politicians".

I see Canada generates idiots only.

But Putin is a manlet

Did you see his appearance in the opening ceremony video for the Olympics back in 2014?

youtube.com/watch?v=MFAV1j7i5ss

So epic.

Trudeau was way younger than that dude though.
Putin is an ex KGB judo champ.
No question putin would mop the floor with him.

Doesnt Trudeau have a glass jaw though?

See
Glass might be an understatement.

Wasnt Putin a black belt in Judo? And didnt he have a long history in Sambo?

Im 187cm and i do boxing since im 13. And I think Putin would rek my shit.
Little guy, well built, probably just grab me by the knees and throw me around.

Putin was a KGB agent though. Those fuckers were brutal and he could still probably put Trudeau on his ass in about a second.

This. In world class judoka vs middling boxer, I put money on the judoka.

This.

Get some ground fighting game friendo.
I'd have got my ass kicked many times over without my rudimentary jui jitsu training. Ground game is king, even if pinned back to the ground, with some jui jitsu training you will hold an advantage over someone with no training.

No never seen it before. Nice.

>Truedough Leaf fighting elderly Russian man
Seems fair

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He probably could, Putin is a manlet

Im fine with the ground game. Had a buddy who did a lot of wrestling who taught be a bit.
All in all ill have to rely on my takedown defense tho.
I still feel like a beetle on his back.
I once stood up with him hanging on my back tho, he found that quite amazing.
I used to be fat tho, so I still got some fat people power.

Ex KGB Putin probably knows 27 different ways to silently break someone's neck.

true, Trudeau will gladly take all Vladimir's cock

Faggot vs. "Ex" Assassin

This outta be good

reminds me when ronda said she could probably take mayweather

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> I actually used to be a boxer
> quite a good one at that according to my mother

This
I always think of that CCTV recording where a 60-something year old 5.5ft knocks two guys in their twenties the fuck out because they messed with a retired boxing trainer.

Not only is Putin a hard ass brick wall martial artist, but he is close with Fedor Emelianenko, who even at his older age, could rip apart just about anyone who comes within a 10 foot radius of him.

Would pay every penny I have to see this fight without a ref.

I believe him tbhfamalam

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I imagine it going something like this.

greco roman wrestling is all good, but they don't teach you how to break, kill, or disable your opponent in the same way ju jitsu will.

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True. Im out of the fighting game anyway, got a fucked up right knee. And in a street fight I always use the option of fucking off if possible.
Thats what my trainer always told me. Never try any stupid shit on the street.
In competition I was doing fairly well before the injury thanks to me being a drunken retard on skis. I went 18-6 in amateur fights.

My grand-pere was banned from an entire market chain in Spain for brutalising a 22 year old yob looking for strongarm cash. He was 79 then but he had also been a foreign Waffen S.S. fighter. No charges pressed.

>faggy, pot smoking, """"boxer"""", drama teacher who sucks muzzie dicks for breakfast
>vs
>bald, ex-kgb agent, judoist, who sucks up foreign clay and bombs isis mercilessly for breakfast

gee, i don't know man

kek

things that happened.

Why fight when we can all sit around the monitor and masturbate to Julia-chan :-)

Underrated.

fucking gross she-man

The fact he got baited by some troll to say something so stupid proves hes a weak faggot.

>implying you wouldn't let her rape you

Trudeau would fuck the manlet up! Check my digits for conformation.

Of course he do.

SIDES STATUS: GONE

5'7 and, it doesn't take much pressure to apply an armbar and snap that elbow like its nothing.