I have a crush on Mike Pence

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It's better than watching tentacle porn desu

he's gay and dating himself from the future so you have a chance user-kun

Ask him, his response may be shocking!

>A gay crush
>On someone older than 10 years old
Lies

Nihon-senpai...

You need the electric treatment

Rude.

He doesn't have a crush on you.

You don't know that.

It's not gay if you say "no homo"

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I want Mike Pence to ravage my rear end

Why is that many conservatives have a fetish about strong masculine men? They are very submissive to authorities like women.

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Mike "zap the jap" pence.

One gay nip has a crush on Mike Pence therefore all conservatives are submissive? Nice anecdotal evidence ye got there.

I have a sexual fantasy where mike pence electrocutes me until i cum buckets

I've written in to him dya reckon he'll be up for it?

No doubt.

No conservative support for authoritarian forms of goverment makes them submissive. Leftist loathe hierarchy.

>Pence will never fuck you while electrocuting you

>MIke "going mental on the homo oriental" Pence

I have reasons to suspect this user is a girl

>pence fucking you from behind, bareback
>clamps attached to your nipples
>the second you start to cum he turns up the amps
>you moan wildly
>he fingers your butthole and rubs your prostate
>best. orgasm. ever.

m8 don't take this the wrong way, but I think you are in for a real shocker when you get his electric response delivered at lightning speed.

>Leftist loathe hierarchy
>want a huge nanny state that protects them from evil opinions and provides gibmedats

Show us your japanese pussy

she showed her tits in Sup Forums yersterday

Heh

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