Flying out of O'Hare to D.C.
This flight is unlike anything I've ever seen. Cat eye glasses and Hillary paraphernalia lining every single row.
Statistically, this is an anomaly. It is easily 85-90% women, only 7-8 men boarded aside from myself.
Sup Forums, what do I do to achieve maximum keks. OP will deliver.
I'm overhearing conversation of the street names that they'll be gathering at. I'll buy wifi to keep you guys up to date.
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have a loud "fake" phone conversation about how there is only two genders. make sure everyone hears you.
say something casually about Donald Trump, Muslim Immigrants, Fat Jokes, and how you dislike Dr Who and or Ronald Dahl
Gotta give us more details than that, man.
Go into spesifics
Start playing Trump speeches really loud on your phone
How long is the flight? I've been thinking of going out, and I live live 20 minutes from o hare which makes it super easy to do.
Haha this
infilitrate and subvert, anonymous snake
Fake a phone call
>Yeah man I am following all these protesters.
>You got everything ready right? Aight.
>Meats back on the menu boys.
I don't remember the exact street name but the fat cunt a row across from said it will be her and 6,000 other shills at that location.
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Start doing the Trump's "The Mexicans" speech
Just say MAGA and they'll chimp out.
Try to figure out where they will be staying, which hotels. Dont let them get a good night sleep. Call in a suspected gas leak there or something. Or possibly report some threatening studf you heard. "I dont know her name officer, but shes at the Holiday Inn. Shes about 5'6", 240lbs, short hair with some dye in it. It was dark and i couldnt see exactly what color. She said her partner knew just the place to hide to get the best vantage point."
Scream make america great again midflight.
Kek wills it.
Yell Pepe
Oh spy cam too. Take pics I want to see how many SJWs are there.
This. Get them riled up and tackled by security.
Oh shi
Damn
>Hillary paraphernalia lining every single row
Good for them, at least they're making a stand against you nazi fags.
Pee all over the bathroom, I mean really give it a good soaking
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Fucking this!
Get the flight grounded so they don't get to DC
K
>Hillary paraphernalia
Tell people about the Bill Clinton-Rape t-shirts
>shit is cash.
This, Yell ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!
I'd rather not sacrifice seeing the God Emperor. I got tix and everything.
Take one for the team user
Get the flight grounded
join the mile high club op
Squat down and piss up into the toilet paper dispenser unless you can figure out how to open it.
I'd say piss on the toilet seat but most women hover thus pissing all over it anyway.
This.
Maybe you could have a medical emergency that grounds the flight that also involves peeing all over everything. Lots of women have incontinence probalems so I'm sure they'll understand
PICS. We could make SJW Airlines a thing.
I have a white/gold and classic red MAGA hats I'm willing to deploy.
Checked.. Make it a struggle snuggle!
Talk about how the LGBT community is mentally ill and being gay is a choice
>I don't remember the exact street name
But you had one job.
This, for keks just have a fake phone call and drop truth bombs
If you want to serve God emperor quads say crash the plane with no survivors
DO IT
You store your hats like a slob
Do it
that's black and blue dude
Gotta be reading that book, OP...
Casually ask them how much they're being paid to protest
Post results
God, please this. Please.
Also, fantastic idea user. You evil genius.
This is no time for memes.
I like the fake phone call idea.
>"I was gonna go to the protest but that new tear gas they're using makes your hair fall out."
>what do I do to achieve maximum keks
Fart rape.
Deploy!!
Is that a rice crispy treat? Did you fall for the sugar Jew?
Must conceal in backpack while in Chicago and D.C. so I don't get chimped out on.
I actually put a cardboard liner in both of them to retain their shape, user.
Hey OP if Kek wills it you must yell "allahu ackbar fuck trump fuck white people" and start climbing into people until you get tased
All is fair between love and lulz but don't get arrested user.
>Not already wearing glorious MAGA hat.
>Not giving Trump-style shit-eating grins to everyone on the plane while wearing said hat.
Looks like you've got some work to do OP.
Bonus points for applauding loudly when the plane lands.
RIP OP
Have fun OP
Praise Kek
>affix maga hat to cranium
>Find the most boarish looking alphalette ham beast
>Ask if she even has a pussy to grab because just like CSI Miami you won't get fooled again
Witnessed. Better deliver OP.
Fucking witnessed...
haha fuck but if you don't want to get arrested just antagonise them into attacking you so they get arrested
Shadilay!
They're starting to get a bit more talkative and we're about to take off. Will record what I hear.
Brb, faggots gotta put on (((airplane mode)))
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Say the word pussy alot
THIS IS ALSO GOOD
WHO'S READY TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
BUILD THAT WALL
LET'S HEAR IT XUYS!
This.
Also take off your shoes and spread your legs as wide as physically possible.
Play this with the sound all the way up:
Bretty gud
FUCK That's funny
shit your pants, user
loud fake phone conversation how progressive droping 72 bombs on yemen is a day, and thanking obama and hilary for killing 200 people at a wedding in yemen, and how glad you are people voted for them, and how brilliant hilary is selling 20% of US uranium to try baiting them into a nuclear war.
Pretend to be on their side, make them super pumped and ready to 'fight' , then coordinate an ambush for them to fall into.
just hum the national anthem
im sure that alone well turn some heads
Flight number?
The female tactic of rally and shame has lost all relevancy.
this is actually what kek wills
MAXIMUM chaos
Once flight takes off, put on MAGA hat and tell "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me"
CRASHING THIS PLANE
>Classic read
>Say "No brakes on the Trump plane"
>Use normal people pronouns
Befriend them and ask where to meet up.
Spys are vastly better than overt enemys.
kek
Kinda privileged to be able to take time off work and fly across country to protest don't you think? I don't have that kind of privilege.
Start making cat noises
Fpbp
OP needs to check his privilege like you need to check my digits
>how you dislike Dr Who
>Sup Forums, what do I do to achieve maximum keks. OP will deliver.
Crashing this plane with no survivors. They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
>unironically defending that british shit show
fuck dr who
What do you mean do to the influx of visitors DC is all sold out of tampons and Beyoncé cassettes?!?!
Complain about a fishy smell
this OP
it's your opportunity to be a step ahead of everyone else there
>implying I'm defending it
I laughing because it would rile them up
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I'm back!
UA 498, fact check me faggot
He's not defending it, retard. He's laughing because you're right; xey always are "Whovians"(yes, that's what they call themselves, I knew one of these faggots in college). Get a grip.
He's not defending it. He's laughing at the idea of attacking Dr Who to offend the lefties. You autist.
Fart really loudly.
Shit yourself.
BECOME OUR INSIDER, tell them that you can't wait to protest against that racist xenophobic misoginystic facist dictator, ohwait hillary didn't get elected.. ANYWAY BECOME AN INSIDER