Where is Barron Trump and why is he never with his family?

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He's busy shitposting on Sup Forums.

High Barron!

WHY IS CTR STAYING ALIVE TO BE ARRESTED?
KILL YOURSELF BEFORE YOUR TRIAL
ONLY ONE DAY LEFT

He just wants to stay home and play vidya games. You can see it in his face.

He's on cyber

He's fighting the Russians in cyberspace.

His family got alienated by the fact that the internet decided to start calling him autistic so they decided to stop putting him on display to be made fun.

He's a ten year old doing ten year old things.

Piano practice

Obviously Baron Trump is operating cyber and tampering with the protestors flakka stash.

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He's an illegitimate child

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Browsing Sup Forums.

I'm right here.

Probably has the sickest battle station known to man. Id stay home too

>guac bowl on Jeb's head
It's the little things

He's probably pulling a Home Alone and setting up booby traps for when Obama and Biden sneak back in to the white house.

He is the true puppet master

Trump just said he's at home.

What if he was kidnapped?

>Trump has 1.5 billion debt
>Saudi Royalty hits him up for a juicy deal
>Trump lends Barron's boipussy to a degenerate shota lover Prince to seal the deal

>tfw he catches Bill who decided to sneak in to get his porn stash back.

HANDLING

THE

CYBER

He's got a country to run.

What home because he got off the plane in D.C.

He's digitized his corporeal form and now fights as the general in the Cyberwars, conquering the net in the name of the New American Reich.

Godspeed General Cybarron.

Whiter House guest house

AUTISM! Many such cases

Probably can't look at his father in his eyes after seeing how his mom gets disrespected by him

We /Barron the impaler/ nao

Goddamn I'd watch the fuck out of this.

>ywn play CS-GO with Barron while Ivanka gives you head in the green room

Kill me

Nah, he gets stiff for Tiff.

Keeping him away from libtard fanatics who are heckling him about being fidgety and distracted at the election win when he's an 11 yr old kid and it's 3am so he's fucking tired .
The assholes in the mainstream media kept calling him Autistic , so the Trumps chose to keep him out of the media spot light .
It's called good parenting.

^this
But I do like the memes about him tbqh

Finding memes amusing is all well and good but he is an 11 yr old .
Despite all his growing up with wealth and the privilege that comes from great wealth , i do feel sorry for him .

why do we expect Barron to constantly dwell in our reality? Can't we just accept that he has interdimensional conflicts to solve? He is God, after all.

the little bastard refuted to take his crazy pills so fuck him...hes the babysitters problem

He's there, just running cybersecurity.

(pic unrelated)

Probably for safety, and probably because, like us, he'd rather be at home fucking around online or something.

you ever see the movie the omen?
where do you think baron is?

he's an autistic little bitch, you fucking abo.

Nip, don't sexualize the god kings son degenerate.

Timeline hopping

I was shocked at a news piece where they talked about Ivanka for 5 minutes and didn't mention her looks once.

>Baron Trump 2036
Never noticed that.

He will be.... When they finish the padded room in the white house

We need an animu about this desu

Who gives a fucking shit, jesus christ.
Barron is such a shitty forced meme, god damn fuck off already with this garbage.

He's got school, he's fucking 10.

Donald Trump is not going to parade his goddamned children like the Obama family did.

They're going to have pretty decent and private lives.

Chelsea Clinton was absolutely humiliated as a child. The media constantly picked on her. Donald Trump would physically kick you in the god damn dick if he caught wind of you doing that shit.

Her looks? What do you think? She hot or nawt japanabro?

Barron is pretty good with the cyber, right? He's probably busy somewhere hacking elections and framing the Russians for it.