How do you guys get girlfriends?
How do you guys get girlfriends?
>girlfriends
Simple: We don't.
>implying
I have a waifu though
you flash them your big brown penis.
You drug them and then lock them in your basement until they love you.
>be a chad or just fit
>go out drinking
>go over to a girl and ask her out
if it does not work for the first time try again and again
Have money
I was awkward but handsome in high school, when I graduated from college and moved back home a girl who was obsessed with me back then wanted to date, she makes more money than me so I snatched that shit up, we've been dating for a year and a half, going to pop the question this year.
Some times you just gotta be lucky, and not fat.
You faggots will always be virgins. I have no trouble getting a girlfriend. The trick is to go below your standards and/or look for the ones with self esteem issues.
>Be me in some college class
>Sit near some qt that's younger than me, kinda fat but good looking.
>Chat her up, play my cards right.
>Start hanging out outside of class.
>Invite her over to my place to chill eventually.
>Take the initiative when the time is right.
>I had her clothes off within weeks of making my first move.
I order them from the girl-friend catalog
Be rich and old with a mansion.
stick dick in them
Boom
gf
you can rent them by the hour
Found the ancap
we don't
I don't know, I've never had one. I've got a wife,though. Buying her wasn't easy.
The gf/bf dynamic is toxic and only exists to encourage girls to be sluts
Just ask random girls if they like X anime. When you finally come across the loser weeb and have something the two of you can talk about, you'll get an insta-gf.
>actually not a sperg
>was decently popular in HS
>really fucking dense
>go to college
>CS
>technical classes are in a separate building
>literally 0 women
>biology and chemical studies have a separate building as well but that's where the girls are
>go out with friends but only to things like cinema, talks and museums and shit
>get a decent job
>0 women again
Judging from the advice normies give, you have to be vague and useless, OP.
>Just be yourself.
>Do unspecified things that aren't things you normally do.
>Have hobbies. No not the ones you have.
>Take the initiative.
>Examples? Hah what kind of nerd virgin needs specific examples.
Lowered standards.
be polite and informal, then gradually drop redpills
I have BTW not spoken with a single female in an acceptable age range for over 5 years now
This. Underrated post.
A thread like this is a sign that Sup Forums is becoming underage. This can be evidenced as well by all the pewdiepie and anime trump supporters, who are also either underage or just immature
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pls check
overrated honestly
if you can be happy single, then do it, don't fall for the pussy jew.
how do I find a crossfit girl to try this on, preferably a whole gaggle that'll be too distracted by CROSSFIIIT to notice the repeat attempts
Thanks Trump!
I don't know. I use hookers.
Nah. I have money, no gf.
It's a combo of being fit and confident
really sucks knowing that if you find someone you have to basically be someone else around them 24/7
kind of defeats the whole purpose for me
We don't