How do you guys get girlfriends?

How do you guys get girlfriends?

>girlfriends

Simple: We don't.

>implying
I have a waifu though

you flash them your big brown penis.

You drug them and then lock them in your basement until they love you.

>be a chad or just fit
>go out drinking
>go over to a girl and ask her out

if it does not work for the first time try again and again

Have money

I was awkward but handsome in high school, when I graduated from college and moved back home a girl who was obsessed with me back then wanted to date, she makes more money than me so I snatched that shit up, we've been dating for a year and a half, going to pop the question this year.

Some times you just gotta be lucky, and not fat.

You faggots will always be virgins. I have no trouble getting a girlfriend. The trick is to go below your standards and/or look for the ones with self esteem issues.

>Be me in some college class
>Sit near some qt that's younger than me, kinda fat but good looking.
>Chat her up, play my cards right.
>Start hanging out outside of class.
>Invite her over to my place to chill eventually.
>Take the initiative when the time is right.
>I had her clothes off within weeks of making my first move.

I order them from the girl-friend catalog

Be rich and old with a mansion.

stick dick in them

Boom
gf

you can rent them by the hour

Found the ancap

we don't

I don't know, I've never had one. I've got a wife,though. Buying her wasn't easy.
The gf/bf dynamic is toxic and only exists to encourage girls to be sluts

Just ask random girls if they like X anime. When you finally come across the loser weeb and have something the two of you can talk about, you'll get an insta-gf.

>actually not a sperg
>was decently popular in HS
>really fucking dense
>go to college
>CS
>technical classes are in a separate building
>literally 0 women
>biology and chemical studies have a separate building as well but that's where the girls are
>go out with friends but only to things like cinema, talks and museums and shit
>get a decent job
>0 women again

Judging from the advice normies give, you have to be vague and useless, OP.

>Just be yourself.
>Do unspecified things that aren't things you normally do.
>Have hobbies. No not the ones you have.
>Take the initiative.
>Examples? Hah what kind of nerd virgin needs specific examples.

Lowered standards.

be polite and informal, then gradually drop redpills

I have BTW not spoken with a single female in an acceptable age range for over 5 years now

This. Underrated post.

A thread like this is a sign that Sup Forums is becoming underage. This can be evidenced as well by all the pewdiepie and anime trump supporters, who are also either underage or just immature

[ ] told
[ ] not told

pls check

overrated honestly

if you can be happy single, then do it, don't fall for the pussy jew.

how do I find a crossfit girl to try this on, preferably a whole gaggle that'll be too distracted by CROSSFIIIT to notice the repeat attempts

Thanks Trump!

I don't know. I use hookers.

Nah. I have money, no gf.

It's a combo of being fit and confident

really sucks knowing that if you find someone you have to basically be someone else around them 24/7
kind of defeats the whole purpose for me

We don't