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/wag/ - Weekly Africa General
Jordan Ramirez
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Elijah Bennett
Connor Reyes
I'll ask it again lads:
>African Warlords have been known to adopt Western pop culture to create a persona
>West Side Niggaz in Sierra Leone
>General Tupac in Liberia
>Multiple general Rambos and Chuck Norrises in the Congo
So how do we expose African warlords to memes and have them fight a literal meme war? Just imagine:
>General Pepe's child soldiers raze a village whilst screaming REEEEEEE
how do we expose Africans to memes on a large scale, and turn shitposting into a valued activity in Africa?
Justin Evans
I will never forget Jammeh!
Joshua Scott
Perfect
Jace Lopez
Its time to take back Rhodesia!!
Colton King
It's hard because the majority there don't have internet or don't have access to sites like Sup Forums or twitter.
Jaxson Powell
Someone make a pastebin
Also, this has a lot of meme potential
Kayden Lopez
Why didn't we do this earlier?
Somalia news plz. The snackbars are persistently there, need to keep an eye on it.
Austin Mitchell
Because we now see the meme potential of african politics, a lot of it is sitcom tier, there are elections coming up in a lot of places, like Angola or Liberia, and things are heating up in Congo it seems
Ethan Rodriguez
go to the real general if youre a jammhead
Luke Stewart
en.wikipedia.org
Who are we backing, lads?
Guys, any further news on Jammeh?
Kayden Martinez
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Both globalist shills but they do give some good information regarding conflicts
Ethan Gray
Sometimes ago I read african power was shifting from petrostates like Nigeria and Angola to more developed and diversified economies like Kenya and Ethiopia (i know, kek) due to low oil prices and laziness
Major shift from west to east that might be relevant and worth looking at
Another thing to find about is where foreign actors are and what they are doing (AFRICOM, China, Russia, Israek and to a way lesser extent even brazil)
Anyone found the details of the deal betwen Jammeh and his enemies?
Christian Bailey
Here's his Somalia map.
Joshua Evans
We need to flood their radios with memes because I suppose some niggers have some radios to listen to, flood them with memes. Make it national news in their countries and inspire them to become IRL shitposters and create an army of child soldiers spouting memes.
No-one, everyone in that election is a cuck. Seems like Somaliland is the Sweden of Africa.
Austin Wright
This is a calendar of the upcoming elections, let's see if we can decide who's /ourguy/
eisa.org.za
A lot of Jammeheads could be interested in /wag/, let's merge threads so we can concentrate the discussion
Joseph Bailey
What is our side on the Somalian war?
Ryan Baker
All quiet in The Gambia, still no confirmation.
I'll only be convinced when Jammeh:
- speaks in public OR
- Leaves Gambia
Camden Reyes
Somaliland is by far the best Somalia (and former anglo clay instead of the rest of Somalia which was italian) and I bet kek supports their independence.
No idea about candidates tho. Non jihadi lovers and non commie lovers preferred
Jaxon Parker
This
Robert Wright
Somaliland is the most normal, functioning Somalia. Islamists are shit as always and i just know the central governemt is really inefficient
Fun Fact: Tax collector is one of the most dangerous jobs in Somalia. They get shot by people who don't want to pay
ANCAP-tier
William Sullivan
There might be something here:
qz.com
I'd assume just an asylum deal.
en.wikipedia.org
We're definitely pro-government.
Adam Phillips
This.
Somaliland has been able to keep foreign interference away, and they've been managing quite well, considering.
To me that's the model for Somalia and Africa.
Owen Campbell
The gubirmint
Caleb Reed
Any news about EAF project?
Gavin Jenkins
>KULMIYE (democratic socialism)
>UCID (social democracy)
>Wadani (democratic liberalism)
None of them look redpilled
Alexander Flores
So it's decided? Are we pro-gubmint?
Luke White
Liam Nguyen
what's the thread for this?
Cooper Williams
en.wikipedia.org
This one is /myguy/.
What's that?
Yeah, I'd say so. I suppose that - upon the whole - our goal here is less Islam in African politics.
Jason Harris
nytimes.com
(((new york times))) is shitty source but they say western sahara might kick off again
Caleb Diaz
Ok, what was the Tuvalu plan??
Wyatt Phillips
Pirates might also come back in the future. right now they're low energy tho
Angel Allen
To train /k/ and Sup Forums fags and do a coup
Carson King
>en.wikipedia.org
Western sahara is super weak and small
Unless someone supports them they have zero chance
Literal caravanmen in the desert
Parker Peterson
The future of Sup Forums -
>I am an African warlord and I want memes and support
>Post atrocities with timestamp or GTFO
sounds good man
Adam Fisher
>recce uncle tells me about stash he has back in SA of 6 magazines, a pistol, and a good mix of regular NATO and AP rounds for it
we warlord soon?
Christopher Brooks
en.wikipedia.org
The Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic has guerilla warfare on their side.
Who are /ourguys/? Morocco or the SADR?
Oliver Bennett
Current conflicts map. ANYONE SEE A PATTERN?
Henry Johnson
Spain supports the sahwaris and so does the AU
Who supports morocco?
Jacob Flores
Shitty muslim countries
Andrew Bailey
Jose Thompson
Is Africa /our/ continent?
Xavier Robinson
We've picked the most happenings infected area, lads.
youtube.com
^^ watch this, for the un-initiated.
Ayden Smith
A full list is here, my lad.
Dylan Williams
to be fair this is only africa
All wars are this map en.wikipedia.org
Michael Foster
the redder the most deaths last year
Zachary Morris
Jesus fucking Christ just imagine what this would look like
>be random african shithole
>civil war
>local warlord in tribal mask attacks random village
>"No one cared who I was until I put on the mask" he says while firing an RPG into a group of children
>brings giant speakers playing the Moonman song while gunning down fleeing niggers
>"NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE" the child soldiers scream as they throw molotovs in the buildings where villagers hide
>"The fire rises" the warlord says as he admires burning villagers run about screaming
>raiding party starts to pull back
>warlord halts one of the child soldiers
>"No. They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother"
>child soldier runs into one of the burning buildings
>a REEEEEEEE echoes through the night as he gets torched alive while the raiding party drives into the night in their Toyota pickup trucks
This needs to happen and it needs to happen fucking now
Bentley Thompson
>Moroccans have built a wall
>Sup Forumsisario front are the under dogs
this is hard but they have Sup Forums in their name. They must be /our/ guys right?
Matthew Collins
yes
Carson Jenkins
The digits confirm
Henry Walker
Sup Forumsisario are our guys, then.
Zachary Baker
polisario front is islamic gommunist so they are ironic based
Adam Perez
keke choose polisario it seems
BTW pic related is who supports who
Christian Ross
en.wikipedia.org
Who are /ourguys/?
Matthew Allen
Polisario is literal Soros
Lincoln Richardson
Here is an interesting article I read some time back, it talks about oil-rich countries like Nigeria and Angola using thier newfound flow of cash to buy high-tech Russian jets.
Elijah Walker
We muslamic gomunist now!
Robert Watson
I would say the government because they are Christian
Mason Cooper
holy shit I keked hard
>tfw you will never fight under General Spurdo Sparde
how do we expose Africans to chan culture?
Jace Brooks
I STILL STAND WITH GENERAL BUTT NAKED
Adrian Young
>The White Army was so named due to the Nuer practice of smearing one's skin with a light-coloured ash as a protection against biting insects, according to a Small Arms Survey report published in June 2007, though other sources contend the name was merely intended to draw a distinction between the Nuer militia and the Sudan Armed Forces.
WTF
hard to tell, opposition seem to be local tribal groups and jihadists, I don't see how they can win and enforce any order whatsoever. The government was created to be christian/animist and free from shitty arab north Sudan (aka Worst Sudan). I bet Trump will support it since his party helped create the country in the first place
Michael Cox
Camden Reed
damn straight, Liberians are undeniably /ourguys/
Isaac Russell
He has been a (((respectable))) preacher for 20 years now. I'm not sure he will help
Brandon Phillips
Found the article I found before. Worth the read
foreignpolicy.com
Plus: Risk of military coup in Nigeria
Liam Rogers
We spam their radios with memes and try to make it news in their countries, that should persuade some niggers to take up a chan mantra.
Levi Perez
Are the anti-balaka /ourguys/?
Michael Hughes
Radio is a big thing in Africa, so we should concentrate on this.
Dominic Clark
Somaliland if they secede, but the Somali government until then. The rebels mostly consists of al-Shabaab, which is like ISIS+Africa incase you don´t know.
Dominic Smith
Convert all to Kekism.
Bentley Parker
en.wikipedia.org
this has to be the most amusing current African conflict, I have seen footage were bow and arrows are legitimately being used
Adam Cox
looks good, The Tony Blair faith foundation has been dissing them, so I'd say we should make them our guys on principal
Aaron Bailey
gonna post some more pics of the conflict, more Christian militiamen
kek
Gavin Cooper
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Nathan Powell
Nice. Got any links?
Isaac Wright
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Grayson Edwards
Here is a PDF of Qaddafis green book to get things rolling. Is this to be our mission statement? Or do we just want chaos?
911-truth.net/other-books/Muammar-Qaddafi-Green-Book-Eng.pdf
Hudson Rogers
I saw that one. Problem is that just like South Africa they don't use enough money for maintenaince so this ends up being more for show and status than actual war
Investing in these kinds of jets is also not the best investment for them cause they're good for conventional war, while most wars in africa are counter-insurgency and would benefit from shitty planes like the tucano
(see nationalinterest.org
IIRC basically a muslim general tried to launch coup, then an anti-muslim militia formed (mainly animist, partly christian, but really most africans are somewhat animist even if "christian" or "muslim"), and the both went to war. Now the government is trying to keep both down and bring peace
Matthew Brown
Vice, even though they are huge SJWs, did a good video on it
youtube.com
Austin Morris
Who are /ourguys/ in this conflict?
Eli Hughes
What are those little wallet like things they wear like necklaces?
Bentley Wright
I like them, they seem like rough diamonds. Also they might be able to send us rough diamonds, can you get in trouble for laundering blood diamonds for African warlords? I feel like it's one of those grey areas....
Jace Gray
I have a dream, one day, during world war 3, that a famine will rage like a virus in south africa. This will be the golden opportunity for white south africans to reclaim what we have built and establish an ethno nationalist nation, pushing the natives to the north.
We will expand because a large army, coalitions of different tribes, will form against 'the white devils' and we will beat them from our borders out of their own borders and into other countries. Giving us ample annexing opportunity.
Rinse and repeat until all savages are pushed into arabialand. Let the savages fight the other savages.
This is when a usa style african nation will be established under white rule. One that will be the final nail in the coffin against the sub humans known as native africans.
I dream of a nation so large and so powerful that america has to look at us for first world comparisons.
We will be the 'new Africans'. We will be Africans, proud Africans.
The continent in the middle of other continents will have the best ports, and navy. The world will travel through us to export/import goods. We will provide this service better than anyone else can. We will have ships all over the world picking up everyone's goods, bringing them to Africa. Where an army of trucks will take the goods to the opposite coast and load it unto more ships for further transport.
We will have cheap transport of our own goods/resources. We will offer incentive to buy our products because of cheap transport.
We will get rid of the 'non white threat' in the Fatherland. We will promote eurocentrism in our everyday lives, in our schools, in our media and so will our leaders.
I am young, this is my dream. I will fight in the upcoming civil war and once an ethno state in the western, northern, eastern cape and the Freestate is established I will join politics to ascend my way to becoming one of these leaders.
Thomas Lopez
I don't know, I feel like finding out will be part of the adventure.
Asher Walker
see defo not the muslim general
probs the government
Logan Garcia
One side is a Muslim militia that couped the government but got toppled by French forces - Seleka
The other side is a Christian militia that resisted the Muslims but lost but now comes back as Seleka keeps attacking them - Anti-balaka
Gavin Ramirez
>they're all leftists
>As of December 2014, Somaliland has three political parties: the Peace, Unity, and Development Party, the Justice and Development Party, and Wadani. Under the Somaliland Constitution, a maximum of three political parties is allowed, and parties defined by religion or clan are prohibited, though all official parties are closely affiliated with a clan.
Somaliland isn't even a real country. Islamist invasion when?
Adrian Ortiz
since a lot of them are animists it's probably some kind of talismans to bring luck on battlefield
I think if they are deemed international war criminals you can get screwed over
Alexander Davis
Tell me about the African countries
Which ones are one the rise and which one are shitholes?
Chase Walker
We will have to make sure that their reputation is upheld and they are seen as the freedom fighters that they are.
Nicholas Brown
They are all shit. I have a subject, like a class course, in my school, tourism. We studied African countries around SA and they are ALL shit. Their ENTIRE economies rely on tourism. Easy pickings.
Landon Hall
Which is the most based, currently existing African country?
Pic unrelated
Christian Reyes
gonna post some Seleka now
Tyler Sanchez
Puntland
Landon Watson
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Bentley Rogers
Was Gambia until about a few hours ago.
Isaac Jenkins
I CAN'T FUCKING POST