hey Sup Forums, I'm converting to christianity pretty well soon.
I have studied Roman history and literature
And practise kabbalah
Quads decide church/mentality
Second quads, if not quints decide my new name.
Letters W,Q,X not allowed.
Will deliver new ID after everything's done. That may take couple of months but, we're here forever anyways.
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Hülagü Han
okay i did it wrong, atheism
cant you get beheaded for being haram? especially since Erdogan.
why not just do genetic testing... and be whatever your forefathers were before they took them to be janissaries
how's it going with our leftover villagers lol
no.
Turks should follow Zoroastrianism
The only option is Catholicism.
quite expensive here. That's one thing I wished to do for a long time.
what the fuck
DONT TOUCH OUR LION! REEEEEEEE
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK. NAU!!!
wasnt trying to be mean, it was a serious question.
Good luck with converting...
Worship Kek instead.
Failing that, study several different interpretations of the bible and find your own path. My personal favorite is the original KJV.
OUT! OUT! OUT!
is this a ken-sama variation?
my answer was serious either. If you think beheading is present or possible in my country, then you'd probably heard it from some ignorant shit, and as you being german that addresses directly to people migrated there from turkey back in time.
that's why I said that.
Medpack please. He means well.
ROACHES CAN'T INTO HEAVEN!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
our poor liono
Branch davidians
Sect: Catholic
Name: John Paul
Holy Roman Catholic Church
Mal mısın amk
are you silently trying to get quads
Go home mountain jew you're drunk.
Besides, all are one in Christ Jesus. Except me. He'll probably send me to hell for worshipping a frog.
Eh the white turks are more Greek than the supposed 'Greeks' we have today (mongrel shitskins). You're good to go roachie.
southern baptist
Roman Catholic
Dries Roelvink
Kabbalah is not Christian. At the very best it is the Teachings of Man Yeshua talked of.. at worst it's pure devil shit.
HERETIC!!! REEEEEEEEEE
You don't try to get digits, KeK blesses you with them.
>kabbalah
Go home kike.
I know. that's not what i meant tho
just tried to give brief background
>practise kabbalah
Kill yourself roach.
go tick somewhere else
no you.
United Methodist
>A fucking cuckoo clock
>A fucking cuckoo
>A fucking cuck
At last I truly see. I knew we kept you around for a reason roach.
*practised
SORRY FOR TPYO
THATS WHY I TURNED ROUND
This
cuckoo clock is german
>At last I truly see.
You're stupid as a burger ever could be. If the fucking cuck is fucking, is he really getting cucked???
>tick tock tick tock
Come on burger! Time is running!!
Roman catholicism
Edward the confessor
Then why are the Swiss known for them and not Germans?
Depends on who and what he's fucking I suppose.
Also your clock can't tread on me, fuck time.
Name: Maximilius Penis Keksimus
we are just known for clocks, but the cuckoo clock is a german thing
>burger education
>Then why are the Swiss known for them and not Germans?
Because you're a burger and don't know shit.l That's why.
if nobody gets quadliteral continuous digits
I'll take one the most say.
Ali-baba andafordietiebes
Don't be anybody's chattel.
Letting your faith be decided by quads on Sup Forums is a sure fire way to not actually get into heaven Osman.
Regardless, go Catholic
Literally burger education in action, I always thought they were a Swiss thing.
So tell me, why do you make the clocks?
I already decided my faith.
I'm asking you niggers for the display of it.
Actually I'm seriously stuck choosing a name. And my court is in 2 weeks.
Sedevacantist Catholic or Orthodox. Welcome to the faith, brother.
That's a rare pepe you got there there band aid.
GLORIOUS ANGLO CHURCH (Church of England/Anglican)
Just study different doctrines and find one you like best.
There's literally a splinter group of Christianity for fucking anything.
Orthodox Christianity
Ioannes Papapalaiololologos
You are probably greek anyway
make benis your last name
full rabbinic judaism (like christ), but with a love of christ. no "son of god" nonsense.
James, John, Isaac or Jacob are all pretty good options for a name in my opinion
Mate, unless you were asking us which local church we thought you should attend (which would be dumb), "quads decides church" would be interpreted by any Christian as "which sect do I choose?", and I don't have the faintest clue what the display of your faith is meant to refer to. Wear a crucifix if you feel so compelled, but Christianity doesn't have a dress code.
Also as far as names go, go with Paul. Paul the Apostle was born in Anatolia too, and converted to Christianity later in life. You can read about him in Acts if you have a Bible.
Panayot
Catholicism
Your name will be Pedro.
Come join the Eastern Orthodox Church. Then our priest will kick your ass for doing this kike kalabala bullshit
Become pagan
your name shall be Roachy Roach.
You are Mathew Peters now. Enjoy.
Protestant.
aren't triples enough? It will take ages to get quads. Just change your name to Panayot. It's Greek and Bulgarian, you won't be standing out with your turkish tan.
Also
>holy trinity
>333
I have already choose Christianity, yes I meant that for the Sect.
Mhm. Peter Smith seems like a reasonable choice. Also you believe in Jehova and his witnesses now.
kagangio
Go orthodox and your name will be Ivan
I'll consider it as a sub at the end of thread. interesting name though, not bad. will have to check it user. Thanks
>be a Jew
Be a Kekist
Jehovah's Witness
>So tell me, why do you make the clocks?
To sell them for mani shekkels.
John and Peter are the most written right now.
Panayot has trips by based polakbro
Come on Sup Forums you can do better than this.
I gave up on quads, you can reroll for other names, etc.
jojo
Scientologist
>sedevacantist
can you explain a bit?
Moravian, Good Lutheran, or Catholic
John Wilhelm Husser
Martin Luther was the Donald Trump of Catholics, completely BTFO the corrupt Catholic establishment. You have only one choice: Make Christianity Great Again: en.m.wikipedia.org
THIS IS IT RIGHT NOW
IT'LL CONTINUE UNTIL THE THREAD DIES
>Christ cucking yourself
catholic
>believing a zombie whose father was himself died for your sins because a jewish whore said she was virgin when she got pregnant
>inb4 muslim
Fuck Allah too.
Catholic.
Bruno.
BECOME A QUAKER ASSHOLE
Lutheranism
>fuck allah too
>post number
pretty edgened
KEK
Catholic
John Clark
He's going back to Persia my man. Get your shit in order.
Sedevacantists believe the current Pope is not legitimate and a modernist.
Adam or Judah, maybe Noah
Alright apparently the thread is dying.
See you glorious nignogs in few months.
I really enjoyed it.
God bless you.
Mennonite
