/sg/ Syria General - Assads Bakeries Edition

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>Wadi Barada Jan19
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>Palmyra Jan19
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>Mosul Jan19
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>Deir Ezzor jan17
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>E Ghouta Jan14
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>N Syria/alBab Jan11
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>Aleppo Dec22
i.imgur.com/FlnmmT3.jpg

Developments Jan 20
>Syrian Army makes first push towards Raqqa this year
>9 IS militants sedated and killed in Halta,Dz
>SAA captures Afra in Damascus province
>clashes between AlNusra and Ahrar al-Sham in Idlib as nursa took over their HQ
>SAA resumes east Homs offensive against ISIS
>Tiger Forces enters Souran in East Aleppo
>RU, Turkish AF conduct first joint anti-ISop in albab
>SAA liberates two villages in east Aleppo
>IS counter-offensive in western Palmyra ends in disaster

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Syria for Assyrians!

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"Kill them all Moses, kill them all.."

Those girls are chubby though

First for /sg/ meetup at ThirstyBro's place

BYOB

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>Wadi Barada Jan19
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>Palmyra Jan19
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>Mosul Jan19
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>Deir Ezzor jan17
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>E Ghouta Jan14
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>Aleppo Dec22
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Developments Jan 20
>Denmark SF to begin patrolling Iraqi-Syria Border w/ ISF
>IS DeZ assault has stalled out
>IS demolishing more of Palmyra
>US bombed JFS/Zinki camp in Idlib killing 110
>SAA football team btfo's Poland
>SAA offensive in Homs continues
>Syria gave Iran the mineral rights to its phosphate mines for 99yrs

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your typical arab i guess.

ARREST THEM PUTIN, ARREST THEM ALL!!)))

Soon

Daily reminder that Iphone was white, based and syrian

Reminder that Burgers are a superior dining choice

You're speaking to the wrong person.

t. Assyrian (we have ~40 000 living here).

In my opinion, Indians and Asians though are good for the economy have ruined Canada.

Asians make everywhere they live expensive slums; they are literally heartless and many don't give a shit about the condition they live in, they just buy everything with foreign Chinese money.

Indians bring everything wrong with India and Indian culture with them.

God they're so good

It's fine. You just have to call it thicc then it's totally ok.

Previous THREAD

>108095809

Are we watching white genocide in Canada?

>got in a fight

Religious issues?

There's browns and whites in Syria. We're outnumbered tho

Hearing people shouting ALLAH akbar means this not a secular revo. They could figure this out easily

Fight was over who makes the best tabboulleh

Fuck Drumpf
Fuck White People
Fuck Men
Fuck Patriarchy
Fuck Christians
Fuck The Church
Fuck Heterosexuals
Fuck Cis Scum
Fuck Heteronormativity
Fuck Hate
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Fuck Hate Speech
Fuck "Free Speech"
Fuck Bigotry
Fuck Racism
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Fuck Homophobia
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Fuck Colonialism
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Fuck The 1%
Fuck Pence
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Fuck Haliburton
Fuck Profit
Fuck Capitalism
Fuck The Bourgeoisie
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Fuck Police Shootings
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Fuck Assault Weapons
Fuck Guns
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Fuck Meat Eaters
Fuck Destruction Of Natural Resources
Fuck Global Warming
Fuck Voter Id
Fuck Walls
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Fuck Nationalism
Fuck America
Fuck Sup Forums
Fuck Pepe
Fuck Kek
And Fuck You.

Who's thristybro? Don't remember anyone inviting last thread

The Damascus guy.

Or one of them, I forget how many there are.

but ((((your))) people is the 1%!!

Damascus was literally inviting everyone. One drunk swede was actually considering it the madman

Ha! I got a laptop with internet, ha!

Tell me Syrianbros, why don't you come to Poland for vacation if I payed for your flight ticket/ your stay here?

You missed one.

>Fuck Israel

>that flag
checks out.

This
Wish they weren't so expensive here, would eat everyday

>Fight was over who makes the best tabboulleh
No wonder the ME is fucked up

يا رفيقي الحمصي
ما رددتش عن ليش ما بدك تروح لللاذقة
شو اصلك يعني؟ سني و مسيحي و شو؟ ما بحاول
هانك بس بدي اعرف

It's me also there's only one in Damascus and that's me

Another REMINDER


>Me (first to post here with Syrian flag, DamascusBro, Damascus thirsty dude, shitpost a lot)

>Damascus suburbsbro/Oatposter (always serious, no shitposts, studies med)

>homsibro (extremely suicidal, master of hemmorrhoids, studies med)

>Aleppo lad (lives in Aleppo (shocking ik))

Daily reminder that Syrian girls are ugly and that none of the Syrian anons her has a gf. If they had, they wouldn't feel the need to constantly tell every fucking person on this board that they do.
t.butthurt permavirgin

Disgusting just like your country, stay 3rd world there faggot~

Hey fuck you both I was the one with the great hospitality asking everyone to visit, I'm Homsi, and you give all the credit to the capital fags, typical ignorant westerners.

>They could figure this out easily
Yeah they could. But they don't understand that somebody can still be the way those savages are. They probably thought those guys would be like 100% more religious than modern, european christians. They just can't imagine somebody actually still being 10 times more religious, extremist and backwards. It just doesn't compute, because it's the current year and everybody is born the same.
We got a saying in Germany, most likely there's a english version of this as well, but I'm not familiar with that one.
"Es kann nicht sein, was nicht sein darf"

>>Aleppo lad (lives in Aleppo (shocking ik))
What's more shocking is that Chechens gave him internet kek

you should start name fagging

Shouldn't Syrian food be god tier though?

Calm, lad. I was just answering who thirstybro was.
Don't blame me, I suggested Idlib.

Do they have dicks like Kurdish women?

>typical ignorant westerners
smugassad.jpg
solidarity with Homsibro, he's literally Asma driving a golf cart right nao while Assad is in his BMW 5

>Reminder that all muslims are white and based even the black ones
>Daily reminder that just because I cheer for moderate terrorists doesn't mean that I support them or I'm one of them (May allah keep them safe)
>A**** **s* g* n*****.

Nice try. You just want to keep them all for yourself, but I see through it.

Oats?

gn guys, take care all. had a quite nice time in the previous thread.

To be fair, it's hard to keep tabs on whose who when you're posting on an anonymous Taiwanese basket weaving forum

Thanks man, you should come visit, that would be much easier.
Good update for my resume monsieur

>T*rk had quite a nice time in the last bread
What the fuck did happen to my /sg/ :^(

I'm out. Enjoy the bread.

If they'd at least get the extra flags addon it would help a little bit.

iyi g*celer, roach

Why visit Syria when you can visit Assyria?

Sleep is of the weak.

All the god-tier shit is expensive as well
My man

Fare ye well

You've been shit posting on /sg/ since around the same time as me today and I've been at it since 8am

>"Es kann nicht sein, was nicht sein darf"

What does it mean?

He always had it in West Aleppo

Nah :^/

Nite

>What does it mean?
What your eyes can't see your heart will not be sad about missing

REEEE some madman wants his laptop back bb

What would you eat on a typical day then? Or the average/bad shit?

Tbh Burgers here are one of the cheapest meals to could make, if you limit yourself to just the meat/bun.
(not including spices, oils, etc).

DON'T GIVE IT BACK

>What does it mean?
Loosely translated, what is not allowed cannot be. He's referring to the way of thinking a lot of people, especially multiculturalists have, where they think that just because something is forbidden, it cannot exist.

Word for word, it'd be "it can't be, what mustn't be", but that sounds retarded.

Why 3 syrianons and no Iraqi?

That's deep user
That's deep

Iraq isn't civilized.

Most of the times I just fill my stomach with bread and sometimes a little cheese. Problem here is we get paid Leras while the market prices are in USD, so even if a burger costs $2 it would still be very fucking expensive if you only get $70 a month, like my father for example.

Iraqi user who used to visit here got busy with work

Did someone say burgers

Oh user. I bought Shawrma today for the first time in a about a month and it tasted so good yet so expensive

The bread there sounds nice at least. But that news and

Makes me sad. Especially something cheap and delicious like a burger or shawarma.

Why is there no cheese in the meat burgers? Good cheese is intrinsic to a good burger. I thought you Americans understood these things.

Shit man, there's something about shit food that makes me sad

I like to think that the bread is fresh and the cheese is rich and creamy. It will make me feel better.

You burger. I'm hungry and my fridge is freaking empty

END ME NOW

>Religious issues?
Nah, he was talking shit about one the guys that are usually in that friend group so I told him to stop acting like a sharmouta and he started cussing at me, I threatened that I would make him lick the bathroom floor (done that with a different person before) so he left and the others followed him.

Shia nasheeds:

>inspiring
>instruments
>music video of brave soldiers
>songs have buildup and depth
>distinct and memorable songs

Sunni nasheeds:

>flat and emotionless
>vocals only
>no visuals, just homosex Arabic writing
>all sound the same

are sunnis good at anything?

If there was a way, I'd adopt you m8

>cheap
It costs 550 lera which means 1$ that's fucking it.
But I literally get like 40$ in the whole month. Which makes it expensive

Jihad

hitting women and cleaning aks

While for a holiday that sounds wonderful. On that wage I can't imagine how shit it must be though.

>good at Jihad

Amazing Germans, Their country is full of immigrants yet they invite more.

How sweet of you man

I bet the shawarma is godteir. What do you guys put on it? I worked at an Egyptian restaurant and we put wpinafh, tomatoes and small onions with seasoned chicken/beef/kufta/green falafel. So tasty.

Really shitty user. I was hoping for homsi lad to explain more but I think he slept

I wouldn't adopt you, but I would share food with you. as many burgs and pizza as you could desire.

What kind of work do you do?

Well to be honest, something below £1 a day for me is considered cheap, but I'm not as efficient at food management as others. The idea of going on $40 for a whole month is quite scary, considering rent and other shit. But a "cheap" food budget to me is like £20-30 a week. How do you even manage?

Or is cost of living down due to the war too?

Inb4 Syrian mossad

are you more optimistic with trump as president now? that's a more important question.

As if country means jackshit anymore in this day and age. Who cares about immigrants, what's important is the set of minds and as far as I can tell, all of /sg/ is much closer to me than for example Merkels sheep, or everything related to antifa. If that was used as a rule of thumb for imigration, we probably wouldn't be full of Syrians.

Same but no tomatoes and falafel

Gimme fooddd

Rent money is what I get

>How do you even manage

We don't. Shawrma was 25 lerra before the war. Now with 22000 lerra per month, that's nothing but now its 550 lera and the 22000 is still the same

All prices went as high as the shawrma just do the comparison

Nah. He'll just do what his Jewish overlords ask him to do

>Gimme fooddd
I have an idea.

youtube.com/watch?v=-RQyTvN1mGo

Well, """luxury""" foods aside, like takeaway and street foods, is surviving possible enough, at least to an extent where you don't feel like shit all day.

I agree.

Sup Forumsand when?

IVE NEVER MEANT TO GIVE IT BACK :^)

fuck i was thinking the same when i started to see his cabinet picks, but he is better than hillary. you've put up a good fight against (((them))) at the end of the day, much better than most have. good luck.

Not to forget Africans, Pakis, Afghans

Also most of the Westernized white Syrians I know who lives in Germany wants to come back after the war while most of the shitskins consider themselves German now.

I was talking to one shitskin and he asked an obvious question that all Syrians know and then I told him that he knows the answer then he said Nope we Germans are far more advanced than you Arabs

Anytime buddy.
That's Onur, I've invited him already & said I'd pay for his ticket and stay but he disagreed :^(

Do you know whether Paysafecards are worth jackshit in syria? You'd need to resell them, dunno whether there is a market.

Wew That helped

Yeah. We get shit tier food, life is pretty shitty lad. Last time I felt happy must been back in 2011. That's why I drink a lot too. There's nothing more relieving than drinking your problems away

Poland I know we had a hard time back then when you attacked us but you are right. Remove Burgers
>888
HI HEIL Hortler

Nope. There's no such thing here

Thanks bro

Seriously? What the fuck.

Reminds me of Pakistanis here, the poor ultra-religious ones insist on being "British" despite hating our culture, while the better off ones are fine with being Pakistani yet integrate better.

STAHP IT