>Be American under Trump presidency >Newly married to perfect conservative waifu >Have morning coffee and turn on non-kike-infested news >"BREAKING: PRESIDENT TRUMP SIGNS EXECUTIVE ORDER ESTABLISHING PRESIDENTIAL PRIMA NOCTA POLICY EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY" >Hear knock at door >Answer door with wife to find The Donald himself, flanked by secret service, at your door >He unzips his fly >"I hear a recent wedding needs my official blessing. Are you ready to do your patriotic duty?" He says to your wife
What do?
Tyler Ward
>Conservative >feeds you caffeine Your wife is trying to kill you
Dylan Walker
>Autistic screeching
Parker Ward
hilarious op this better not be copy pasta
Matthew Martin
JUS PRIMAE NOCTIS fuck you now I want to watch braveheart again
Aaron Torres
Caffeine increases lifespan silly leaf
Parker Brown
Caffeine is a drug Go to bed naturally at 10pm And wake up naturally at 5am That's how the white man does it
Jackson Torres
The white man literally conquered the world to get cheap, easy access to caffeine. Their conquest was fueled by tea and coffee.
Elijah Myers
Tea isn't caffeine
Nolan Powell
Let him fuck my wife while I toss his salad
Jaxon Allen
>Tea A leaf talking about leaves. Tea contains decent amounts of caffeine.
It's no Red Bull, but it's there.
Caleb Jackson
Tea is like half the caffeine of coffee who cares? I drink about 8 cups of tea a day don't tell me I don't know about tea nigger
Gabriel Phillips
So you drink four cups of coffee worth of caffeine?
Justin Bennett
You and wife both say....I guess so...he tells you "Good. Bend over."
Mason Nguyen
Shoot him dead Texas says hi Pence will be a fine president
Asher Richardson
>Not consecrating on your wedding night
Dylan Barnes
witnessed.
Michael Ramirez
No I was making up numbers it's more like 1 cup but I need it to support Canadian culture becuase euro niggers and chinaman drink coffee
Nicholas Evans
I am literally shaking right now.
Cameron Parker
Not to mention spices. Makes you wonder of the power of food.
Henry Cox
I hope he appreciates my wife's penis as much as I do.
Carson Mitchell
Black tea most certainly does You think Europeans cranks that shit regularly for the taste?
William Rogers
I don't care about Euro homos I'm an Anglo
Evan Foster
Power of consumerism, first just for nobles who own resources and fleets, then for the masses who discovered their own power in numbers only to give it up for that sweet sugar, caffeine and seasoned food
Sebastian Rodriguez
I accept the piss of my God-Emperor Amen In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti
Angel Bailey
The English count as Anglos, yes?
Austin Ortiz
English aren't Euro homos
Aaron Jenkins
>Open robe >Unzip dick >Shower him in asparagus stank pee
Aaron Murphy
>Prima nocta is getting pissed on Oh, user...
John Russell
Wait so my wife gets to fuck the president and I get to use that as argument leverage for eternity.
Leo Young
Bad leverage, she was serving her country
Asher King
tell bill clinton he finally got the costume down
Jeremiah Howard
>using how big of a cuck you are as leverage wew lad