Barron will spend the next 8 years without ever being able to go on a computer that isn't being monitored by agents or...

Barron will spend the next 8 years without ever being able to go on a computer that isn't being monitored by agents or his parents. Poor kid will never be able to look at naked women on the internet.

Do you think Barron will give even the most minute fuck that some secret service agent is watching him look up minecraft porn on pornhub?

>Implying Barron isn't a cyber mastermind

I'm sure he could find a way around it. Use a computer or phone nobody knows about. Borrow a friend's. You think Obama never looked at porn once in office?

Almost 100% positive he can just go to Thailand and fuck whatever he pleases because he is the son of the fucking leader of the free world.

The White House has a personal theater that he could watch Porn films on.

I think he will grow up ok and have a good life. He should act like Bruce Wayne.

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Nah, they'll just know. They probably won't even care and once he hits his teens he'll probably be bros with all the SS people.

I'm going to be disappointed if Barron doesn't end up being a Bruce Wayne/Masterchief hybrid

>be fbi agent
>monitor barrons internet history and usage
>its like 9 pm
>my system alerts me of him being online
>hes on an adult website
>curious me, i check what hes watching
>mfw the tags are: minecraft tentacle incest ponyville and necrophillia

This. No one understands the cyber like Barron.

Why does all U.S. internet traffic go through Israel?

Maybe 4

>Day before Trump announces 2nd run
>Barron knows
>furious
>Plans assassination
>plan complete
>Hellyeah.jpeg
>Stabs dad with bayonet in spine
>Dies
> Barron says
>I need Anime Tiddy
>Leads America 25 Years later
>Dad from Grave

> Not knowing Barron is the supposed Russian hacker.

He will use his talents for the good of the state now.

>cyber mastermind

Tone Loc is going to follow him around all day.

What about Anthony Terrell Smith ?

>Barron will never be able to google nude pics of his mom

I mean Bill Clinton even got a few blowjobs in that office.

Implying he won't have the world's most beautiful women delivered to his door from the most secretive and elite escort services.

>Hey Barron can you remove the filter from Sup Forums.org
>Sure thing dad have fun

>implying he doesn't go through 7 proxies before going through a VPN, a Sup Forums pass and directly to Sup Forums's blacked spam

Do you think Barron will browse Sup Forums from the white house?

>Sup Forums pass
doing it wrong

Very soon Sup Forums could be hosted in the depths of the Whitehouse.

>asking an autistic kid to draw a circle around a sign or select all storefronts until they are gone

can someone give me a quick rundown on these guys? who are they? what do we know about them?

I could tell you but you'd have to take this suppository. It may be too much for you to handle, so you may need multiple "rundowns"

Help me swallow the bogpill

Idk

I look forward to the first ever bogpost from Air Force One

Quick rundown on them:
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ

Take the bogpill.

degenerate

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good taste nigel

That's part of his plan. He will just backtrace the connection and get access to the government mainframe. He built the damn thing he sure knows how it works.

I've literally never passed one of those draw a circle around the sign captchas

Barron's on pol

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What are u fucking retarded

That kid is going to lose his virginity in the White House. Sounds like a good life. You know all those middle school girls with braces and freckles and and period smells about them are going to jump at the chance to chill and Netflix with Barron in the White House. He's going to get all the tail.

He's gonna be a handsome fucker assuming he doesn't end up all weird looking from being so tall

>you have to watch every second of it due to security reasons

Double 8s of dindu

Consider urself check'd

>when the First Lad awakens new fetishes in you

Wtf he's a giant I never realized that. Tfw so high test he is take them average 18 yr old at age 10

>no face

>looking at girls on the internet
Do you not understand how being filthy rich works?

The way he walks weird reminds me of Jimmy Darmody in Boardwalk Empire.

He's good with the computers. If anything, he'll be the one spying on government agents and officials.

This, newfags too new

HE IS SO GODDAMN AUTISTIC

>Implying Barron even has any idea how the rest of us plebs exist.

The boy has lived his entire life in a golden cocoon, and he'll spent the rest of it in there too.

Barron is a like a kid from Ender's Game

but the agents knew about them all.

That's probably who he'll end up looking like.

>implying Barron will have to look at porn

He will live with his mother In new York.

Why would he? He'll be living with his mom.

Until the summer so that he can finish school. Then he goes to Washington where he'd slay it.

Tbh that would be really kick ass to have a SS pal that follows you around.

At first you hate him because you think he's being intrusive,but after a while he grows on you and you go out to cool places and be first in line because who is going to fuck with a SS agent.

Man that would be the shit.

He's already Artemis Fowl at this point.

You know his SS escort is Rosie O'Donnell aye?

"free"

k

>not using legacy captcha

Keep teaching that AI how to kill us, cuck.

>a leaf

Kek

>implying they are anything other than third rate physicists who presented a few shows on TV

Do asspies even care about porn? I've never known anyone as autistic as Barron so I wouldn't know.

well, there are tons of teddy bears to fuck

Check'd

Again. "Free"

We learned it from you, dad.

Do you think his balls smell like berries?