Have dad president

>have dad president
>have older brother president
>"ok now is my turn to become the mot powerful man in the world"
>announces candidacy
>favorite to become the party's nominee
>everything is going well in the world
>sadly it doesn't last very long, other candidates are increasing their numbers in the polls
>specially a businessman from New York
>still hopeful my charisma and experience will help him win
>4%
>people mocks the products I sells online
>debates start
>it's time to take the lead, I'll show everyone that I'm the thought leader they need
>confront the front runner
>low energy
>Jeb is a mess
>shh quiet
>she should be running
>what the actual fuck, why people don't like me? He hasn't done anything for the country and he is the rudest person I've ever met. My family has done so much for everyone. Is being an outsider enough?
>campaign continues
>have to literally ask the audience to clap at me
>"slow and steady wins the race"
>"slow and steady wins the race"
>"slow... and steady"
>primaries start
>shit results in Iowa
>shit results in NH
>shit results in SC
>end the campaign
>being the shame of the family
>no one speaks to me anymore
>I just wanted to make my dad proud
>everyone insists how George is better than me in every aspect
>at least Trump will lose. He can't insult his way to the presidency
>positive campaigns are always better
>November 8th arrives
>he is losing in every poll, he doesn't stand
a chance
>every famous person spoke against him
>HE WINS
>there are a bunch of faithless electors who will consider vote for a responsible conservative
>slow and steady
>there where actually more faithless Hillary electors
>JUST.jpg
>inauguration day
>my brother is there
>that could be me in front of my family
>that could've been the happiest moment of my life
>instead the guy who bullied me is there in front of my brother
>father AND mother are both in the hospital
>considering sudoku

Guys, I'm very worried about Jeb! Help me with these feels please

Jeb never would have stood a chance against hillary simply because of the stigma around the Bush name now because of Jr. Madame president would be a reality had he been nominated.

You are probably right, but the right he actually lost is one of the saddest things I've ever seen.

He spent $11 million per delegate. You can't get worse than that.

DO NOT BULLY JEB

I HURT MYSELF THIS MORNING

>$11m per delegate
Holy fuck, for real? That's almost as bad as Hilldawg's $2.1b failure campaign.

Remember that time Trump bought Jeb's website just to have the page redirect you to his own website? That was rich.

Thinking about Jeb! makes me sad. I would of never voted for him, but still his campaign was very low energy and depressing as fuck. I dont like these feels, i wish he had never ran.

jeb is the true pol candidate, not based ted, not maga trump or fiery berny

there's a little jeb, crying into an empty guac bowl inside all of us

I feel pretty bad for Jeb. He had good intentions, and was pretty harmless and kind, but he just lacked the energy and wit that his opponent's had. I don't think I would've voted for him (Aussie citizen), but I would've cheered him on if he managed to travel further into the race.

How in the fuck was he the governor of Florida? Dude is legitimately autistic, has the body language and mannerisms of an insecure 13 year old boy

>He had good intentions
>pretty harmless
What are you, new? He's just as bad as his brother, just because Trump made him look like a sad bullied child doesn't mean he wasn't a terrible person.

>somehow goofier than the goofiest president of all time

>didn't run
>got more electoral votes than Jeb!

F

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JEB IS A MESS

Don't forget that he changed Florida into a winner take all state for the Republican primaries.

Trump ended up with all the electors.

I don't hate Jeb, I honestly do feel sorry for him.

There was one pic, I don't know if it's real, but it said that Jeb didn't have any friends.

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Didn't Rick "Pissdad" Wilson cucksult for Jeb! In the early going?

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