How to claim refugee status in the states

I'm a straight, white Christian Male stuck in Canada and they are openly genociding whites and discriminating against them at all costs. Also the Syrian Refugee family who was put in next door to me took my dog and raped it and the police refuse to charge them since dog sex is legal now. I don't want to go away for 25.

What are my chances in the States?

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Your family is probably contaminated so you're ruined too. Canada has been too far left for far too long.

Therefore you are not welcome here.

I'm single, highly intelligent, educated, have many skill sets, am very right wing, have only ever fucked Caucasian girls. Is there a way? I don't want to go to Europe.

I also met trump while working in Manhattan circa 2005.

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You have no idea how bad it is here

Fuck, why is it so strict for fucking Canadians to get in?

Its strict for canadians to stay , getting in is easy as fuck bro.

>took my dog and raped it and the police refuse to charge them since dog sex is legal now.

This is how I know you're bullshitting. The Supreme Court's decision related (on a technicality, mind you) to non-penetrative sex only. IE. If you said Mohammed had your dog lick peanut butter off his dick and the cops wouldn't charge him, that would be believable. Raping a dog, however, is still an indictable offense.

Fuck I hate LARPers so much. I bet OP is actually brown.

I bet he was the one who raped the doge. Everything else he said is true though, nobody hires whites for entry level jobs anymore.

>If you said Mohammed had your dog lick peanut butter off his dick and the cops wouldn't charge him, that would be believable

Actually upon reflection this would still be both a tort related to interference with chattels and a crime (mischief, which includes any interference with property).

Yeah Canada is pretty fucked. OP is shitposting though.

Who the fuck makes this shit legal?

buy them a nice dog and rape it

How do I get in?
There's the H1-B and TN, are there any other visa classes an employer can sponsor me on?

TN is going to get nuked

You stupid motherfucker, do you think SJW cops would ever charge a fucking Muslim refugee with a crime? Prosecutors don't even charge crimes most of the time and if they do it's hybrid/summary charges not full indictments, plus muh cultural differences and so forth. I'm looking at suing them civilly but they have no assets since the refugeebux are held by someone else.

is pupper pounding an epidemic in canada now?

>If you said Mohammed had your dog lick peanut butter off his dick and the cops wouldn't charge him, that would be believable
This is a true sentence you can make about a first world country.

Fuck.

Intentionally? Nobody. Supreme Court basically told Parliament "fix this unenforceable shit please."

You stupid fuck, you can swear a private Information yourself. On the 1/1000th possibility that you're not LARPing, go to the media so that prosecutor can't back out, and then go down and swear a private information for indictable mischief under $5000 and whatever else applies. I'm not a criminal lawyer but if you call a legal aid office and ask "Hey my neighbour raped my fucking dog wat do?" they'll be able to tell you that. If you live somewhere where there are "SJW cops" there are certainly both a student legal service (who are going to be free and provide information) and a Legal Aid office.

Crim Code ss430(1)(c)

Still think you're lying unless you provide some sort of proof, Mr. LARP.

I was wrong, see above.

You know you can live as an illegal in US, right? You'll live there for a few years, then you'll get legit status and citizenship.

kek that should have read "ss430(1)(c), (4)(a)"

My brother was robbed by a gang of Albanians at knife point (several knives, they surrounded him) in South Western Ontario during the daytime at a mall in view of dozens of when he was 12. He had a $50 iPod that they stole, and the cops had extensive video evidence (multiple cameras in the mall, HD, clear photo IDs) and the cops and crown refused to bring any charges "because they were refugees" and they had to be "culturally sensitive". I couldn't believe my fucking ears. My brother said they were older too, probably in their 20s.

What would an armed robbery of a young boy at knife point for $50 in the states get by a bunch of Muslim refugee thugs? 10-20 years?

Genociding? Who exactly has been killed and who is advocating for the death of whites, specifically.

lol that flag

I don't know what those sick fucks did, but I could see stretching and shit on my dogs privates if you want to get into it. My dog was also very fucking anxious and I was screaming at them as to why they had my fucking dog in their apartment

Now my fucking dog just lays under the bed and won't come on, she's fucking traumatized

I went to the fucking local crown and got into it with them, they absolutely refuse to bring charges for something unclear as this

You think these pigs give a fuck?

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The government creates unfavorable conditions for starting families and having children. Then they turn around and say shit like
>WELL PEOPLE AREN'T HAVING CHILDREN AND BIRTH RATES PLUMMET THEREFORE WE NEED TO BRING IN MORE 3RD WORLDERS DURRRRR WE CAN'T BE LIKE JAPAN HURR BECAUSE JAPAN DOESN'T BRING IN 3RD WORLDERS BY THE MILLIONS AND THEY'RE IN A RECESSION
The irony in all of this is that keknada is still in a recession despite millions of 3rd worlders.

do you look or act like a druggie? maybe thats why they didnt listen

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I'm a fucking white 6'2 suit-wearing business man

They don't give a shit if you're white

Cause Canadians are mostly white. The states are cucked too, Justin.

They also force your kids to be taught a curriculum written by a convicted child rapist pedophile kike

They literally can't stop you from initiating the charges yourself. If you're not lying for shitposting purposes then go to the media, go to the district (iirc called "county" in Ontario?) prosecutor, etc. Further, call the SPCA and any pro bono lawyers in your area.

If I were a crimfag I would offer to help you myself upon submission of proof, but I'm 3 provinces away and don't do that stuff anyway. I know for a fact there is at least one fucking lawyer in Ontario willing to help you if this is true. If it's not true I honestly hope you die for discrediting other people who actually do get ignored by cops because the perp is a mud.

Ontario Provincial Court is taking lessons from the Brits, I see.

Head to Utah, Provo / Orem area. River Bottoms area.

If you can prove you have Syrian neighbors I'll give you a scholarship to my code bootcamp and somewhere to crash for 3-4 months ( length of the boot camp + 1mo to get moved )

I'm coming too, hate this fly blown, socialist shit hole

That's not a genocide what the fuck are you on,
>108192003
Big fucking deal since when was Canada strong advocates of white supremacy?
It's always been the plan to be some weird ass social asylum country for anyone who wants to show up and spew some cultural shit about their heritage they have no real connection to because they're in fucking canada.
This shit is so inevitable I don't get why Canacucks don't see it for what it blatantly is.
It's our job to make sure the don't fly off the rails and really fuck this country like Bill C-16 risks doing or like the BLM movement could possibly think it has any place in Canada

At first I thought the OP said.
>I'm a straight, white Christian Male cuck

I need to take a break from this site.
Damaging my mental acuity.

sorry mate here's your (((you)))

No, I talked to the Crown for my region and he said it's a weak case, the probability of conviction would be low and even if they were convicted the judge would likely not even fine them so it's not worth prosecuting

Plus the crown said the law is unclear, the legal aid lawyer these rapefugees would get could simply say it's before parliament and get the proceedings stayed indefinitely

Judges have incredible leeway when making decisions in Ontario. For example, when it comes to natives, where a white person would get 10 years, the Native actually can submit a certain petition available only to whites that allows the judge to take into consideration "intergenerational trauma", substance abuse issues, mental health issues, etc related to Native and could dismiss the the charges outright as long as the Native went to some treatment program

>this is our new Immigration Minister, an African Muslim

and the armed robbery of my brother by Albanians was a clear cut case with clear HD resolution but they were concerned about being perceived as being racist and these were poor "war refugees" etc, I was like what about my little brother, a fucking 12 year old held up at knife point and scared for his life? I was like what fucking war? Albania wasn't in a fucking war you dumb fucks, I actually almost got arrested because the station sergeant on duty said I was acting threateningly

>even if they were convicted the judge would likely not even fine them so it's not worth prosecuting

If he actually told you this then get a second opinion because he's a retard. "Not even fining them" isn't even an option. The rest of it is true but still worth pursuing for doggo. I know nothing about immigration law whatsoever so maybe that part is right.

I can't really fathom how bad Ontario is tbqh. If it's that bad then at least temporarily move to rural SK or AB before going to the USA, you'll be safer there and the only non-whites will be gainfully employed Koreans or Filipinos.

Thanks for the offer but I'm older and have one of my degrees in CS.

You don't get a "second opinion" from a Crown. And even if they are guilty they can get conditional discharges or unconditional discharges ie yes you are guilty but there is no punishment. Thanks come again.

I'll get my fucking revenge with these fucking Muslim shitskins but I want to GTFO because it's just so fucking disgusting here

>You don't get a "second opinion" from a Crown.

Yes, you do. It's called "go to a full service firm or criminal boutique, retain counsel and/or just get an interview, and ask his advice on filing and pursuing a private information."

>unconditional discharge

Technically available for mischief but only Justice Pajeet Sajhaw Akrah Mohammad Muhammed would give an unconditional discharge for a violent property offense.

Well, then, you know what to do user.

You're obviously not from Ontario

Yeah, as heavily implied above I'm from AB. Our judiciary is generally of acceptable quality, with the occasional poor decision. RIP doggo.

Stand your ground user, don't let them take an inch of your freedom.

No need to leave. Move to small town Alberta.

One small enough not to have a functional Service Canada center. Bam, you'll find theres no gibemedats, pajeets or towelheads. There is however the filipino buuuut they ain't so bad.

Move the fuck away from any place that has a university, a small city with a college should be okay but universities are shitskin magnets, avoid those.

>small town alberta
>small city with college town
Fuck Vermilion AB that place is a fucking meth infested trash pile.
Just move to edmonton or calgary. Fort Mac if you want to make money.

Vermilion much like Lloyd is all about your circle. Keep it clean and you don't really have to deal with the meth.

Far too many nips, pajeets and other assorted trash in Edmonton.

Lloydminster had one syrian family come but they left due to lack of work. No shit Muhammed, worst job outlook in a decade and your work experience was some crap at the UN.. its oil and farming here.

Cold Lake has a mosque, its a complete writeoff of a city now.

My line of work is better suited to financial centers. I could do Oil & Gas trading in AB but there's no real jobs there, and Oil is going to get fucking raped now that trump is disavowing climate change, the fucking EPA (wtf?), and unleashing US energy (he probably wants total energy independence). So I don't know if you realize, but Alberta has no pipelines to tidewater, so Alberta's only market is the states, to which it exports 3M+ barrels a day. If US production ramps up the US won't purchase Alberta bitumen, and the spread will widen from the current 15-20 to easily 30-50, making it basically worthless.... unless you can either refine it or get it to water and priced relative to international crudes and not just WTI. Alberta is fucked big time.

You can't tell me vermilion isn't a shit hole. It has no culture, no community. It's too small to be relevant.
Lloyd is literally a transition city, it exists as a truckstock and industry hub and nothing else. Unless you're an outright redneck who wants a hairdresser for a wife, a trucker looking for hookers, or a trades worker looking for a gold digger lloyd offers nothing.
Edmonton at least has the right community even if you don't like the whole community. Those cities to the east are tiny shitholes which cost way too much for fuck all. Not sure how you keep it clean when everyone age 20-30 is either an acoholic, drug addict or drug dealer. Your only hope is if you know some people there from childhood.

I once stopped in Chilliwack, I really liked it. It was such a comfy, cozy little town. I keep thinking it would be such a nice place to live one day.

Dogs can't actually give blowjobs tho right? Right guys? Can canadian dogs?

they doing research on dat shit up north