Former "Code Bootcamp" instructor here. I used to work at DevMountian, however their program is shit and they are basically thieves.
I've since level and developed my own curriculum which has gained some popularity in video format.
I'm so fucking tired of all the lib-tards and feminist trying to code. I want to get some Alt-Right, KEK loving, and even NatSoc coders going.
I've met some intelligent people here before, and had some intelligent discourse.
I'm wondering what interest level would there be in scholarships to a school I want to open on my own? The normal cost of the course is $14k , but it would be free for real servants of KEK who know Hitler Did Nothing Wrong.
The condition would be you stay on and develop IOS / Web Apps for me as long as it took to pay off the 14k .
Mean while we could be using the proceeded from the coding to build a real viable alternative community.
>i have personally witnessed those stupid feminists trying to code in my cs program
they are the worst, and the worst part is the code usually works [barely] but is of such shit quality that in order to change anything about the program it is better/faster to just rewrite it entirely.
if you had to teach these stupid bitches i feel your pain user.
ps: there are girsl who can code very well but im talking about the 'more women in stem' retards who cant even do any kind of basic things after 3 years in cs and rely on the whiteknights to keep fixing their code
Cooper Thomas
My sister can code pretty well. I started here in C with Arduino and then Python instead of the hipster garbage langue JavaScript everyone is trying to push.
I'm not a massive fan of Obj C / Swift, but it makes money.
I wish more Sup Forumsacks would try it.
Caleb Phillips
teach something else besides ruby on rails and javascript
Zachary White
Python and C / Obj C & Swift are what I'm wanting to teach,
And its also whats made me a lot of money teaching abroad and online.
Jonathan Allen
>python is nice for scripting purposes and works well for fast automation for linux tasks but my favorive language is c++.
what is the best/funniest story from these libtards, i want some keks
Eli Hernandez
Hey can you go further into why the program is shit and these guys are thieves?
Kayden Thomas
probably because they lowered thier standarts for teaching too much in order to attract and retain as much students as possible i see it happening alot. [and it hurts programmers as a whole since it decreases trust in programmers after they see what those retards did to their codebase]
Nathan Campbell
>NatSoc coders Make a ripoff of farmville but change the farms to camps
Liam Walker
Remember Trump U? Ya, for profit schools get torn a new asshole by this system. So if you're gonna teach programming to autists, you need to niche yourself into the "intermediate but not quite independent or know how enterprise software is pipelined in practice".
Here's why: >dumbass kid pays you 14k for school to teach him to be a 1337 hacker >complete noob, so naturally, a beginner's learning experience is very hard, lasts several years, and many will decide its not for them >bunch of these faggots get together and decide, "hey, fuck that guy, he screwed us out of 14k" >lawsuit ensues
Easton Hall
>I want to get some Alt-Right, KEK loving, and even NatSoc coders going.
Hello controlled opposition. Nobody here would call themselves "Alt-Right'. Fuck off
Grayson Anderson
>I want to get some Alt-Right, KEK loving, and even NatSoc coders going.
I can already tell you this is a terrible fucking idea.
From one coder to another, yes it does make me fucking livid how horribly lefty and cucked our field has become recently, but in our industry word goes around fast: if you do as much give them a whiff of anything right-wing you will find yourself the target of an implacable witch-hunt which will be very bad for business. You want to do things right? IMO, just respect the free-market rules: find people for their competence and skill and personality them some fucking code, without any indoctrination or pseudo-brainwashing.
Gavin Lopez
These are kind of common, but ...
It's always funny when they are working in a duplicate of a file for a few hours.
Then it's not uncommon for them not to be able to read interpreter errors. Like, when it gives them the exact file name and exact line number, they come to me looking helpless.
Ok, so now the GEM ... i've got a few others like this one, but for now...
I had a "Teachers Assistant", one I hadn't trained, trying to fix one of the company websites.
He was getting a 500 server error. He told me he thought it was an issue with the HTML. Like literally in the HTML tags being opened or closed wrong.
I tell him "thats not how it works bro, if your getting a 500 error that means your hitting the server, which means the HTML is making a request, and it looks like its making a request to the right URL"
I basically call him a n00b and to step aside.
I work on it a while, turns out the faggot is using SQLite in production, the database was corrupt, and couldn't pull the right table. I couldn't even shell into the SQLite DB file.
SO! After spending a good 2-3 hours un-tangling his shit, and telling him to use a real database.
He tells me
"I really think it's the button tag man"
Carson Roberts
Most teachers teach maybe 45min - 2 hours a day out of a "8 hour a day course"
I was the only one who was actually interactive with my students for 7+ hours a day and staying late.
Learning all that shit in 3 months is hard, but not impossible.
Their standards are shit and they expect you to self teach when you get there.
You basically paying to be told to RTFM
Jason Bell
OP I would be 100% down... do you have any links to any online videos about coding that you have posted already?
And if you go through with this idea, would it be a completely online based curricula?
Jaxson Lewis
>women coders
Nicholas Powell
kek
Brayden Wood
the teachers assistent one is actually really bad [like fired on the spot bad] if he doesn't even realise the differences between server level/browser level code. topkek m8
Jaxson Thomas
I currently co-own two schools, and been doing this since early 2014 ( bootcamps started becoming a real thing in 2013 )
I'm very aware of the consequences of not delivering.
However I deliver fuckkkinnnggg hard, its why I'm one of the best.
Right but even the shitters get pushed through because testing is a fucking joke. End result being 90% of grads are fucking retard-level data entry bots.
Chase Taylor
Yup, they get pushed though, they get a job the school actually paid a company to give them.
They typically get fired right after.
My students, my personal students, 90% + hire rate, and 75% hired before class ends just on merit.
Well, the market is there. There are people that want to (or at least think they want to) learn. And there are boatloads of kids right out of school that don't know shit and get a wake up call on their first job
Christian Butler
What is wrong with using SQLite in production on an internal app? It can't into concurrency but if you don't expect high contention that's not a problem, it basically doesn't break, one of the most well tested software libraries on the planet. If the DB file was actually corrupt I'd be looking for deeper issues with that server or possibly you were using the wrong version of the tools.
Anyway, the rest of that story, yeah...
Ryan Peterson
Full-blown Sup Forumsock programmer here. I only do it freelance and for fun since I live in a small town and down care enough to move just to work in some cuckubical surrounded by numales and cunts, I'd rather be a poorfag.
Adrian Barnes
>she needs to join our startup
top kek
Caleb Rogers
i didn't even notice that since i was laughing to hard when i first saw this one.
now i am laughing again XD
Samuel Fisher
When you become dependent on being the top candidate and learning things fast as you can all the time fun starts packing its shit.
Isaiah Martin
>develop IOS / Web Apps
Hudson Allen
Thank you. I'll contact you this weekend, OP.
Nolan Young
This Instead of harvesting plant for money, you can change it to labour camp, harvesting organ from dead jews and sell it for money. You use the money to expand your camp, by upgrading gas chamber, security guards, and train more troops to arrest/kidnap more jews
Cooper Brown
w8 when i actually looked at the code all she does is concatenate 2 strings 2 times and 1 of those times it is "helllo"+"world".
i can't handle it , my sides!!!!!!!!!!!
Cooper Collins
SQLite should never be used in production, especially if you are going heavy on table relationships.
SQLite is essentially a "serverless" database system. This means ass soon as you start getting a lot of contagious connections to your server, that file gets hit a lot, lots of writes, lots of reads, it will corrupt fast.
>SQLite uses file locks on the database file, and on the write-ahead log or WAL file, to coordinate access between concurrent processes.
>Without coordination, two threads or processes might try to make incompatible changes to a database file at the same time, resulting in database corruption.
This is what kills them fast in my experience.
Xavier Morales
dood you've got pyramids in your logo lololoollololo
James Wilson
Bump for Nazi coders for the TrümpinFührer's 10,000 year Reich
Lincoln Mitchell
The library manages that coordination. The page you linked basically says don't use a filesystem with fucked up implementations of basic Unix syscalls or otherwise dick around with its DB file while the system is running.
I'm not trying to start a Sup Forums tier slap fight so let's leave it there. I'll just say it's my observation that people tend to massively overestimate the number of concurrent queries their app is going to get, and it's not the end of the world to have a connection blocked on a mutex every once in a while. People should give more care to making their software execute quickly and not obsess quite as much about horizontal scaling.
Jack Sanders
What's the name of your video course? I'm trying to switch fields right now. I was going to do pharmacy and I have a bachelors, but I'm out.
Austin Hughes
I'd also like to know if there's any "reel" bootcamps worth paying for. Bolivian guy at my works says you can pay $10k and land a salary job earning 60k+.
Jonathan Brown
99.999% of programming is comically simple when you understand the core principals -- which the vast, vast majority of so-called programmers lack completely. I'd be surprised if more than a few percent of professional "software engineers" could write an implementation of something like Needleman-Wunsch in a reasonable time frame.
Most web development work is so horrific that I don't even touch it anymore unless I can do it from the ground up, and it's because the so-called software engineers need 250mb of node libraries to create their app's simple JS front-end, which then proceeds to run like a one-legged midget for no fucking reason.
The grand irony of the computer age seems to be that the more powerful and endemic computing becomes, the less the average programmer understands what they're actually doing.
Michael Barnes
>former boot camp instructor >code boot camps are a scam >you can't learn java in such little time unless I teach you. >my students have 90% hiring rate >my random boot camp print out certificate will make you win at everything forever >plz, help a fellow redditor and buy my course >we can do it, reddit!
Not even a college degree in computer science has a 90% hiring rate, faggot.
Anyone that has studied Java or any computer language knows that teachers are useless unless you study and practice on your own for extensive periods of time.
All you have to do is go through the book and use jewtube for free reference or 3wschools.
Zachary Morgan
hi op,
lived in sf for 4 years worked in bizdev for a recently exited startup. v interested, email me at [email protected]. anyone else who's interested in working together feel free to send me a mail too