I did something extremely, extremely fucking degenerate last night and I need to get over it somehow

I did something extremely, extremely fucking degenerate last night and I need to get over it somehow.

How do I stop overthinking the degenerate thing I did?

Do tell more

confess

>flag

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

really makes you think

Ask Jesus for forgiveness

Stop fucking other dudes assholes and you won't have this problem.

Did you bang an immigrant?

don't post lewd things this is a christian board

Share with us Germany. You are among friends.

I got drunk and got laid with a trap I picked up from a club.

Did you suck akmhed after he fucked your wifes asshole?

Let me guess, you jsut drink american "beer"

Try to forget about it
Tell yourself every time you think about it that it never happened

Eventually you'll bury it and years later when you're doing something completely unrelated it'll pop into your head and cripple you in a panic attack but don't worry, just tell yourself you never did it

>not that I'd know

Did you pass out after sex or did you wash the poop off at least?

I knew it.

sucked a rapefugees wiener, eh?

This is really hard for me desu, willing bubble butts wanting me to pound them are plentiful.

Answer correctly and we wont sage this shit

Could be worse

get yourself tested

You already recognize it was a mistake. Don't do it again.

Who stuck it in who's pooper?

Oy vey. Everything is okay, goy. Germany is a diverse and tolerant society.

I fucked a trap twice and it was great. Will go for thirds.

Oh no did you accidentally eat pork or prayed only 4 times?

Seriously dude let it out. saying it, even to strangers, would relieve some of the mental burden. If you keep it in it would only fester and manifest into more degenaracy.

I used condoms, and there was no poop as far as I remember. I washed my dick right after anyway though.

I used condoms.

An Hero with a scene. You'll know what it means.

I have seen half starved jews move to the gas chambers more quickly than OP is replying. Sheeeeit.

1st game chance of success: 75%
2nd game: 93%
2nd game is better

I penetrated her. She seemed pretty insecure about her dick at first but then started to jack off.

The sex was great but I still can't stop feeling regretful.

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Embrace the fact that you are atleast capable of feeling bad for being a degenerate.

Then realize you are a degenerate and cower in shame.

Rinse and repeat for life.

Like there is any other solution.

First step is acceptance. You didn get laid with a trap, you fucked a dude. Stop using word play to justify it. You're probably a fag and tats OK, just keep it in the bedroom and don't bother other people about it.

You peep what I'm spittin homo?

The coin ofc.

You dont know my waifu

lol this

seeing how BF changed after the divorce makes me seriously stop to consider MGTOW.

What city?

>her
You're not ashamed, you just want to talk about it, faggot.

castrate yourself

>her
you fucked a guy with tits, fag

>german
scat was involved amiright?

Berlin, i'm guessing

How about you just eat the cake and stop having imaginary GFs?

it literally is on the far left of wrongdoings.

couldn't be much worse

>w do I stop overthinking the degenerate thing I did?
Just do take this life so serious.
Do not be serious.
This is the only true redpill.

Your shame is constructed by yourself, you set up barriers to protect yourself from these occurances and rightly so because it is in all forms a degenerate thing to do.
However shame fades as with all things, you know that feeling when you are trying to sleep and the most cringeworthy memory just pops in, that will be all that's left of this moment in the future.
Or in other words just ignore it until it is gone

Munich. She was from Hamburg though.

Whatever. In the end I feel very disgusted.

HEY OP, WHAT DID HIS DICK TASTE LIKE?

SALTY?

OR SWEET?

>SHE

don't make excuses, you fucked a dude.

Confess your sins to your local priest.

>One guy getting screwed by a whore
>Embrace radical ideology

Come on now.

If the litmus test is a woman ruining a mans life, then it can go both ways.

Besides, hasn't Brandon been through enough? Are we going to turn his misery into a meme? He doesn't deserve this. He was in Mummy and Bedazzled. Think of the good times we used to have.

Disgusting

Her.

You have aids now btw.

OP overthinking is degenerate ffs

Please Germany you need to pay reparations to the good people of Namibia for the genocide to enacted. Also please add this to your collective shame immediately.

If you gave him a reach around, that's pretty gay, user

Lmao

You're gay bro, just admit it and it's all good

Mate can you spoonfeed me the math real quick? I understand it involves probability and shit

>she

Dude you are only telling yourself that.

You fucked a man.

Either keep that shit to the grave or go full german homo like most of your leftist parasites living there.

>Namibia
was a rebellion not a genocide

(((Are you sure about that Klaus?)))

>She

yep, already infected

The fuck happened to this guy?

Whatever. Sup Forums Africa corps needs the money for upcoming projects.

1st game sounds better.

Marriage

I think the coin is better
Coin: 0.5+0.5-0.5*0.5= 0.75
Die: 1/3+1/3-1/9=5/9
5/9+1/3-5/27=19/27
27*3=81 > 76=19*4

lel ok

His shit got fucked up

Coin = 25% chance to lose (1/2 x 1/2 = 1/4)
Dice = 30% chance to lose (2/3 x 2/3 x 2/3 = 8/27)
I would choose a dice because fuck this cake, waifu must be happy.

>she
ITS HE ITS A FUCKING FAGGOT MAN WITH FUCKING PEENOOS AND POOP HOLE YOU FAGGOT

>her

Wrong, little pathetic faggot. The thing you fucked is a dude whatever others may say. A disgusting piece of shit faggot dude and you stuck your homosexual penis in that revolting joke. You did a shameful action user, you freak.

living the dream

Damn is that the Pope shitposting, well done

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> dat flag

oh sweden

>She

umm you didn't even get its preferred pronoun. You'll trigger it.

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You pray for forgiveness to, and put your faith in the saving grace offered you by Jesus Christ.

Also . Stop calling him 'she'. The dude was a dude, dude.

>about her dick
Reading this cracks me up

>trap
Trap as in "feminine guy that pass as a girl (meaning no fake tits or surgeries)" or just a plain old trans?

If it's the first,good for you.If it's the second,fuck off and pay reparations desu.

when did you realize it was a trap?

I recommend you get a test, just to be double sure that you didn't catch anything.

Typical partying woman is just as dangerous as a trap, better NOT go to clubs if you don't want get infected.

confess

First.

When I heard the voice. It was not very feminine. But I was too drunk to care so I went with it anyway.

Well I did use a condom and I made sure it didn't slip or rip.

I suggest we put the cake in the fridge and save it for next time, at which point we'll split it, as I don't want either of us getting fat.

If you did not suck dick and did not get fucked by a dick, its's not gay.

Carry on.

>I penetrated her. She seemed pretty insecure about her dick at first but then started to jack off.
that is...quite faggy

Condoms are not that sure as advertised. They are only 100% against pregnancy.

> having sex with a trap
> degenerate

Fucking lightweight.

>calling something with a penis "her"
SHIGGY DIGGY DOOO

There's a say in spanish that goes like this

"Dios le da pan a quien no tiene dientes"

I.e God gives bread to those who dont have teeth

You're a massive faggot and dont deseve to fuck a patrician trap. You deserve all the guilt you're getting for being such a beta faggot

The important question is who was on top? I bet it was the trap you cuck

>FLAG

>her
>She

stop

Eh,who cares then.If it's pretty and willing (and legal),fuck it i say..

It is completely normal in USA and UK, so they don't even write about such experience.