/AfD/ General - <Lügenpresse> EDITION

This thread is about the German elections 2017
in particular the party Alternative for Germany (AfD)

BASICS
>Who are the AfD?
youtu.be/xLQ24_RypyY
>Program
alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/07/2016-06-20_afd-kurzfassung_grundsatzprogramm_webversion.pdf
alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/05/2016-06-27_afd-grundsatzprogramm_web-version.pdf
>Donations
alternativefuer.de/spenden/
afdmitmachen.de/

AfD VIDEOS
>60 Genders - AfD's Steffen Königer gives the Greens a Reality Check
youtu.be/SAHvLAJ-5aQ
>Frauke Petrys New year speech
youtube.com/watch?v=vJzerMo5Fuc
>Frauke Petry in hart aber fair
youtu.be/hF9gAw2nbn0
>Petry's Interview on NATO, Refugees, Sharia, Turkey and Borders
youtu.be/8eLugvZJ0nE
>AfD MEP on Trump's victory
youtu.be/nxrDxAKaJKQ

RECENT NEWS
>Björn Höcke reveals powerlevel
spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/bjoern-hoecke-zentralrat-der-juden-ist-empoert-ueber-rede-des-afd-politikers-a-1130520.html
youtube.com/watch?v=sti51c8abaw&feature=youtu.be&t=3417
>66-year-old imprisoned for hatespeech
breitbart.com/london/2017/01/18/66-year-old-german-sentenced-anti-migrant-leaflets/
>SPD demands taxation of non-vegan food
heise.de/tp/features/Umweltbundesamtspraesidentin-SPD-fordert-hoehere-Besteuerung-nichtveganer-Lebensmittel-3589118.html

OTHER STUFF
>Meme Collection
postimg org/gallery/13dw1v50q
>Einzelfall Map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US
>(((polls)))
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/index.htm

TASKS
>find or create a friendly guide for voting
>create usable memes (Germany is very Nazi-phobic)
>spell-check memes
>spread memes
>ignore the shills

Previous Thread: OP text: pastebin needed

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/channel/UCdroYqaHMrTY1feMaPP_u0g/videos
youtube.com/channel/UCAeThck8foEfNQKSW23FvPg/videos
youtube.com/channel/UCh9iesiY7UG_22_ONWCgUHA/videos
youtube.com/channel/UCY2_-tzLbLj81LPWE3hniNA/videos
youtube.com/user/iprotestblog
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

SOCIAL MEDIA
>kikebook
/alternativefuerde/?fref=ts
/Dr.Frauke.Petry/?fref=ts
>twitter
/afd_bund?lang=en
/FraukePetry
>jewtube
youtube.com/channel/UCdroYqaHMrTY1feMaPP_u0g/videos
youtube.com/channel/UCAeThck8foEfNQKSW23FvPg/videos
youtube.com/channel/UCh9iesiY7UG_22_ONWCgUHA/videos


>redpilled german channels
youtube.com/channel/UCY2_-tzLbLj81LPWE3hniNA/videos
youtube.com/user/iprotestblog

AFD PROGRAM 1/3

DEMOCRACY
>more direct democracy
>small state
>seperate branches of government more
>change party finance laws
>smaller parliament
>term limits
>direct election of the president
>reduce lobbyism
>penalize wasting tax money

EUROPE
>restore more sovereignty for EU members
>referendum on the Euro
>don't pay for foreign banks

SECURITY
>strengthen police
>remove party influences from justice system
>harsher punishment for attacks on cops
>victim protection instead of perpetrator protection
>keep arm laws as they are
>no privacy for perpetrators
>fight organized crime
>secure German borders

FOREIGN POLICY
>reform UN
>make NATO defense-only
>strengthen OSZE
>strengthen the military
>no EU army
>restore mandatory military service
>reform foreign aid

LABOUR / SOCIAL
>reform labour agency
>keep minimum wage
>give money to families with children
>make gibmedats progressive, so working will always yield more

FAMILY
>traditional family
>more children instead of mass immigration
>give money to families with children (again)
>counter declining population with more automation
>stop discrimination of full time mothers
>help single parents
>welcome culture for newborns and unborns

CULTURE
>keep German culture, language and identity
>leading German culture instead of muliculturalism
>remove party influences from art
>remove the public broadcasting fee
>Islam doesn't belong to Germany
>stop foreign financing of mosques
>burqa ban

AFD PROGRAM 2/3

SCIENCE / EDUCATION
>stop funding of gender studies
>remove bachelor/master and restore old diploma system
>no single school for all students, because talents are different
>strengthen displicine in students
>no political indoctrination in schools
>no inclusion of potatos in normal schools, keep "special" schools
>close quran schools
>no special rights for muslim students
>no gender mainstreaming or early sexualization
>no genderneutral language
>no gender quotas

IMMIGRATION
>no immigration through asylum
>get the deportations going
>remove the benefits
>stop poor Europeans from coming here
>controlled immigration by qualitive measures
>integration is more than learning German
>transparency about the costs of immigrants
>transparency about the criminality of immigrants
>make citizenship harder to get

ECONOMY
>free market
>social economy instead of planned economy
>reform international currency politics
>high standards for trade deals
>reduce bureauocracy
>incentivize technology and innovation
>limit state subsidaries
>no privatization without referendum
>open source software and secure hardware
>secure communication as a civil right
>digitalize German literature
>strengthen consumer protection
>label food better and test all chemically engineered ingredients in long time studies
>no planned obsolescence
>test clothes and toys for harmful chemicals
>improve water treatment

FINANCE
>simply the tax laws
>higher untaxed minimum amount
>upper bound on taxation
>less taxes on families with children
>no tax on wealth, remove inheritance tax
>restore bank secrecy
>stop increasing national debt
>keep cash and don't limit its usage
>rethink our finance system (whatever that means)
>get our gold back home

AFD PROGRAM 3/3

ENERGY
>ignore climate change, stop funding climate protection, stop fining carbon emissions
>stop prioritizing/funding solar and wind energy
>remove laws on energy saving
>stop funding bioenergy
>fracking has to be decided on by local referendum
>keep nuclear energy

NATURE
>reduce contamination of air, water and ground
>stop expanding wind energy
>stronger animal rights
>reduce antibiotica use on farm animals
>ban halal slaughter
>research gene food and therapy, but be careful about it use and prevent multinational corporations from owning our food
>less subsidies for farmers

INFRASTRUCTURE
>transparency for publicly funded building projects
>managing the roads is more important than big projects
>modernize train system
>higher speed limits
>some stuff about buildings and urban planning hard to translate

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Nice try Verfassungschutz.

vote for NPD

I want to see them kiss.

>not voting npd

Vote for CDU.

You know I always see images of Le Pen, Geert, Petry but never with Nige

Why is that?

WHY DO EUROPEANS HATE US SO MUCH?

this, stop being manchildren, merkel is great for evropa

> go vote for gary johnson, it's totally not a thrown away vote

i didn't know germany held elections.

>Anonymous
They're merely a formality.
Merkel's party wins every time.
Even after she destroyed Europe in 2015 she's still 20% ahead.

Black (Merkel's party) and Blue (Bavarian sect of Merkel's party) are pro-Merkel.

Red are the socialists.

AWU~

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why are there two generals rn

>Red are the socialists
Social-Democrats aren't really socialists. In fatc the SPD these days is the party of the bosses, because everyone that was really leftist joined the Linke.

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Nigel is no right-wingers

Why wont she grow her hair back?

REMINDER PETER PORKER HAS BEEN B L A C K E D

Hi There, Who is the German Geert Wilders?

And when are the elections?

So that enemies couldnt pull her hair.

Bump for my German brothers.
Good luck next election.

Get out commie.

NfD is our choice! Good luck, Deutschland!

Bump

Now is not the time

>Hi There, Who is the German Geert Wilders?
Frauke Petry or Björn Höcke

>And when are the elections?
Late september probably.

will afd win?
i know i will vote for them but i'm in nrw and so i'm the minority
shit is sad

Agitate your relatives and friends

Ok, good luck AfD then, Deutschland uber alles

>Björn Höcke
He is quite a bit further to the right campared to Frauke. They(Frauke and the more centrist party members) might try to through him out of the party soon because he is alienating the more moderate voters.

*throw

Convince your family and friends.

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Imperial Leather

Nice meme)

well that's bullshit

I demand more smurfs

I've come to Germany from another EU country.
I have qualifications and work in an industry important enough that I should be able to easily receive a skilled worker visa from most countries.
What's happening in this country is horrifying. I've never seen people so hateful of themselves. I know quite a few people in a situation similar to mine and most share the sentiment. We want Germany to be safe and economically strong because it's in our interest - we work and live here too. We're not worried about getting "kicked out" or anything because even if Germany decided to leave the EU tomorrow our employers could arrange skilled worker visas without any problems.
I dare say there is a large group of non-Germans in Germany who would absolutely vote AfD if they could. How can we more actively support AfD?

saved

WTF! I hate Germany now!

I agree.
Björn gave a speech this week which triggered MSM bigly and Frauke and some other more moderate party member started distanancing themself from him.

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You might as well take a look at their [spoiler]non existent [/spoiler] political concept

>Have a political party ruling called the Christian Democratic Union
>Party expresses no interest in protecting Christianity
These people should burn

Doesn't seem that non-existent to me.
I just wanted to live in Germany, not Turkey.

>I just wanted to live in Germany, not Turkey.
Your Gramps should have fought for the axis then ;^)

you have to go back

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>reading comprehension

That's the thing, I'm not Turkish. I've never even been to Turkey. After living for some time in Germany, I know I don't want to ever go to Turkey, I feel like I've already experienced it without having to go there.

Exactly.

Is the guy on the pic that unfunny kike comedian Böhmermann?

Hello, Kraut/bros/.

Generals are so much comfier than shitty American bait threads.

How are AfD doing? Are they /ourguys/? Can someone summarize their chances?

You on the left, faggot

They are what Merkels party should be or were many years ago.
And they should get around 20% if everything goes fine

>Hi There, Who is the German Geert Wilders?
Merkel, because she is the same filthy kike like Wilders.

What does that translate to? Seats in the Bundestag?

Merkel are you drunk? The cunt is responsible for a lot of immigrants

Yes.

>Can someone summarize their chances?
Doesn't realy matter this year, bc we gonna end up with 4 years of merkel anyway, tbqh. 2021 might be more important. But it would be nice to see them doing better then the social democrats. SPD butthurt would be amazing.

>Are they /ourguys/?
Höcke is pretty much /ourguy/, but there are also alot more moderat party member.

Yes, they get amount of seats based on percentage on vote. Everything under 50% is opposition

Is Frauke /ourgal/? Is she redpilled on the refugees.

I'll try and learn more. I hope Germany can save itself. Heil dir im Siegerkranz.

Damn, her chest is a lot bigger than I thought

There are some rumors she is preggo. Probably BS, though.

>Is she redpilled on the refugees.
Probably. Anti-refugee is their main topic atm.

This will become a regular general, I think.

I now just move between the comfy generals - /afr/, /brit/ and /polder/.

Is it true that Merkel hinted at banning the burqa?

Maybe to grab some right leaning votes. Burqa ban is an non-issue imo. Won't get rid of the brown people.

it looks like eastern Berlin is still the last stronghold of our struggle

Chill out bro, i`m pro-left, but i think that right turn is pretty good, cuz destruction of the EU is main thing right now, so then people will be disappointed by alt-retards so it will be time for real socialist

>In fatc the SPD these days

SPD was never good

The public will fall for it still

>>counter declining population with more automation

>open source software and secure hardware
>stop prioritizing/funding solar and wind energy
>stop funding bioenergy
>stop expanding wind energy

Yea, that sounds terrible. The rest is kinda okay.

>it looks like eastern Berlin is still the last stronghold of our struggle
It is. Many middle aged people still speak better Russian than English here.
That said, the most popular languages are Arabic and Turkish anyway.

>>counter declining population with more automation
>>stop prioritizing/funding solar and wind energy

What's wrong with that?

The New Europeans
>Doctors
>Engineers
>Rocket Scientists
>Truck Drivers

>Doctors
>Engineers
>Rocket Scientists
>Truck Drivers

At least they got the last one right.

>REPORT IN MY FELLOW MOUNTAINNIGGERS!
REPORT IN MY FELLOW MOUNTAINNIGGERS!

We have to help the Flachlandfaggots (and the Bayerns) getting their country back.

bump

The real jobs are actually:

Gynecologist
"Physical" Therapist
Kebab
Truck Driver

If you like it or not, wind and solar energy creates a ton of jobs. There is no reason to stop funding it.
Just because you don't believe in climate change doesn't mean that other means of energy aren't needed.

And what is wrong about more automation? Well, we can't avoid automation either way but in the end, we will just lose jobs on mass. Unless there is an unconditional base income, many people will end up unemployed, with little money and eventually start rioting. I don't want people in the government that already plan on advancing automation.

Face it, the average German nowadays classifies as Untermensch and is not needed anymore. I prefer to see them busy in their little unneeded jobs instead of giving them too much free time.

Don't you guys have problems of your own?

You failed to elect Hofer, after all.

Also it's embarassing to see the AfD trying to copy meme magic. Many of the american issues simply don't exist here.

It's cringy as fuck and does more damage than good.

AfD talking about 60 genders? Well, I've got news for you. It's not a german issue, no one believes in that crap here.

This

They need to get LOCAL

Did uncle Adolf just gave up and cried after the Ostfront fell? No FFS. He believed into the Endsieg until the very end.

That will be why the right wing resurgence fails, if anything. People trying to imitate Trump.

When is your next shot at redemption?

Maybe new parliament elections during this year instead of next one. Socialists and Neocons coalition is a clusterfuck and becoming unstable. Cuckservatives in neocon party trying to position themselves as right wing already and on open confrontation with socialists.

And then he lost the war. What's your point, kraut?

This. I heard the Socialist in Spain for example are completely retarded and tearing themselves apart on the local levels in some places.

FPO surge?

>When is your next shot at redemption?

probably this year if things go as they are. Both ruling parties are train wrecks, Chancellor is a wannabe "topmanager" never actually managed a private owned company (only state owned and also left a trainwreck there) and no progress at all only hot air.

If they somehow muddle through the next elections are in 2018.

>Just because you don't believe in climate change
A lot of implications here but thanks for the insight.

>And what is wrong about more automation? Well, we can't avoid automation either way but in the end, we will just lose jobs on mass. Unless there is an unconditional base income, many people will end up unemployed, with little money and eventually start rioting. I don't want people in the government that already plan on advancing automation.

I see your point. I see automation as an issue which may kill the Fachkräftemangel (lack of skilled workers) meme. Maybe when unemployment is high enough they will stop importing people and germans will knock over some cars and kill a politican or two? Btw i don't want Achmed to wipe my ass in my retirement home. Rather have some robots to do the job.

Well we can also return to the "muuuuh Germany is lost." "Please nuke us already." attitude and then wonder why we got fucked in the election. I agree that meme magic and all suits Trump better than the AfD but it is about uniting and organizing people in order to make a difference. I think most people in here are done with the defeatism mayn of our countrymen show and would rather try to get shit done even if it is not much than cry how Germany is going to ruins while not even bothering to help anywhere.

the gender issue is in fact quite big. Look at Berlin or certain state institutions for instance. The Leftists believe in that crap

>Their political parties actually have a program.

The fight is held against cultural marxism and gender mainstreaming is just one of it's many weapons which needs to be exposed.

Schmarrn

The Hanses are the Krauts.

>he thinks democracy will save him from migrants
Try revolution, off with their heads, if you want to achieve anything.

If you want to help out our dutch friends: