Admit it, Sup Forums. Marxism is the answer to all the world's problems

Admit it, Sup Forums. Marxism is the answer to all the world's problems.

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So is nuclear war technically.

> communism
> not totalitarian
> not based on lies

Killing yourself would solve alot of problems

it only solves the overweight problem
:^)

So is mass suicide and nuclear war, but you don't see me wanking my self off to the tune of 'gloomy sunday' while staring at a picture of the tsarbomba.

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(((Marx))) good goys

Not an argument

Marxism is so last century. Why don't we just try Monarchism again while we are at it. I mean it worked infinitely better than any Marxist movement or state.

It's always funny to see american flag promoting communism kek.

Like i would understand a russian and other post-communist countries promoting commies but a fucking yankee....

A fucking yankee whose parents, family, himself never lived or set a foot in a communist country...
>Can talk shit about communism like this some kind of frankfurt student

Truly a disgusting sight.

Hold up!

Your using a Stalin pepe?
Stalin wasnt real communism!

Why is totalitarianism in the water rather than up with Marx where it belongs?

Why is it always western retards who promote commies?

I tell them everyday

when has marxism EVER solved ANYONES problems

the bolsheviks ruined russia. if the bolsheviks had all been exterminated like the rats they were after the tsar was overthrown in 1917 the world would be a much happier place

You suck at telling then.

>there are commies on my Sup Forums right now
I want to toss you out of a helicopter lad

Agreed. Commie fucks in America should kill themselves and save us the trouble.

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Simple elementary school Biology defeats Marxism.

The marxists are more blind to biology than the creationists are to environmental physics.

>communism
>helping people out of totalitarianism.

what?

You forgot that without the bolsheviks WW2 never woud have happened.
And hitler became political because of Communism.

yeh fuck bolshevism

NO THANKS I DON'T WANT AN AUTHORITARIAN LEFTIST AUTOCRACY TELLING ME WHAT TO DO

ENJOY YOUR MASS MURDERS THOUGH

FUCK OFF

How can you enforce equality without totalitarianism?

so what is it

answer clearly

your mom's the answer to all the world's problems, fag.

Marxism is literally the cause of every woe western civilization is currently facing. National Socialism is the ONLY route that will save westernized civilization.

>78 million dead Chinese
>A bad thing

i thought guns didn't kill people?

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It works great!

Marxism works great
in theory
Unregulated capitalism works great
in theory

Too bad we don't live in theory.

>Marxism
>Give everyone's money to the Jews
>Solution to anything ever

You can't which is why commies need to be thrown from helicopters.

THE STATE IS VIOLATING OUR NATURAL RIGHTS

>be me, Karl Marx
>have rich parents
>get higher education
>work a factory job
>quit my first week
>proceed to write book about how I know the plight of the poor working man
>????
>profit

>USA flag
>Communism

Kill yourself, you fucking traitor. Communism has always failed, Russia went up when Communism fell.

Pretty much how you started the thread then

No, as a matter of fact, communism is responsible for our problems today.

(((ideology))) should not take precedence over tradition, ever (as much as this sounds like an ideology)

Marxism has completely destroyed the west, and caused this SJW insanity.

Gun control kills people.
Authoritarians ALWAYS ban guns.
Help me.

>implying he ever worked

>from each according to their ability, to each according to their needs

I have no abilities. I need everything.
Can I be part of the marxist utopia?

Go and read Leviathan you cunt.

It's probably because they never experienced it not know shit about it.
Most antifa fagets like communism just because it opposes evil fascist and nazis.
There are some who fantasise about communist """""""utopia""""""" and feel like it's the right thing while ignoring so many countries that tried communism.

And only thing that /leftypol/ can say to defend themself is "not true communism" "muh revisionists" "real communism was never tried"
Ironic thing is that there were alot of countries who really did try to create that "communist utopia" but failed and brough instead suffering, famine through collectivisation and basic murder. Literary symbol of failed system.
That's why most post-commie countries are somewhat shitholes even Glorious Russia.

Of course, because commies can't into economy and assume resources on Earth are infinite.

also this. Communism was and is only a philosophical construct that never was intended for practical usage.

>thinking it takes longer than a week to realize factory work is total dogshit

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>my fucking grammar.

The difference between feudalism and Communism is that feudal lords are honest about the fact that they completely rule over their serfs.

because we live in a fantasy world where communism means people holding hands and singing kumbaya while money grows on trees, since we never got to experience communism

>muhh Social contract

even worse.

>Marxism is the CAUSE to all the world's problems
ftfy comrade cuccboi

>Marxism is the answer to all the world's problems.
If the plan is to starve half the population to death, maybe.
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COMMUNISM FOR ISRAEL!

You are already a signatory of the social contract, otherwise you would have gone out and committed crime.

Loser.

>(((Marxism))) is the answer to all the world's problems.
Yes, in the same way that killing yourself would solve your problem of being a jobless virgin.

I worked for three months in a factory and I could have easily worked there much longer (got a better job offer tho)

It was fucking easy

I loved it compared to having to interact with fucking customers

Marxism solves problems like wealth and innovation. Everyone is equally poor and miserable.

Hitler was authoritarian and he didn't ban guns, unless you were a jew

I'm american flag but I'm a Puerto Rican who's lived in Cuba.

It's not, there's active communist movements all over the world. It just turns out most internet users are in the West
We're not advocating for authoritarianism though
If journalists and professors are neets so is everyone else
It either works or it doesn't there's no such thing as "works in theory" everything works in theory
How sad you actually think this
>"Karl Marx had rich parents"
>"He left his children to starve"
Pick one hint it's neither
>Fucking Panama
Puerto Rico and the rest of Latin America laughs at your americuckoldry

I bet your pappy supported the contras

Watch Xexizy's video

Bad compharasion of a NEET, the inly knowledge Marx had about economics were a few courses he took

>We're not advocating for authoritarianism though

YES YOU FUCKING ARE

BECAUSE YOU WANT TO IMPOSE YOUR IDEAS ON SOCIETY

THERE'S A REASON PEOPLE DON'T VOTE FOR COMMUNIST PARTIES

BECAUSE THEY DON'T FUCKING WANT COMMUNISM

FUCK OFF

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OOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Fuck your corrosive ideology

yes it is really the answer to the reason of all the worlds problems.

Don't have a fucking spergout lol, is that why the commies are so powerful in Rojava, Cuba (where there are other parties and they're not repressed like Cuba), and Chiapas, Mexico? Plus the commies in Japan control 5% of the legislature and are surging with elections coming up. Look up anarcho-communism, left wing market anarchism and suck my dick.
You could say that about a fucking professor though

H E L I C O P T E R

HOLY FUCK COMMUNISM IS POPULAR IN THIRD WORLD FUCKING COUNTRIES

THAT'S AMAZING

GO AND LIVE IN ONE YOU DUMB FUCKING KIKE

HOLY

FUCK

HOW

ARE

YOU

SO

FUCKING

STUPID

YOU

FUCKING

CUNT

> anarcho communism

shit nigger I just had an aneurysm from the sheer stupidity of your post, I hope you can afford my medical bills

I have lived in Cuba as a Puerto Rican, it was pleasant even if the government is a bit paranoid. I know all about leftism. Angry fucking skinhead
Is that why most anarchists are anarchocommunists, and vice versa

explain to me why you don't think anarchism and communism are mutually exclusive

News flash: communism and bolshevism/fascism are compatible but different

At least you have your digits
We're here for you Latvianon

I like the idea of this picture but it could be done better

You could ask the first anarchists and the first communists who'd say the same thing but whatever.

You're thinking of Leninist bolshevism which is an interpretation of what should be done immediately after the revolution. Even that says the state will whither away gradually. All communism describes is an attempt to create a stateless, classless, and moneyless society with worker ownership of the means of production.

Are you implying that communism ever in history has gotten past dictatorship of the proletariat?

other way around, everything but marxism is the answer to the only problem in the world: marxism.

Yes.
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=zIddCEBCKHQ
Particularly Makhnovia, Catalonia, Chiapas and Rojava
And I'm nitpicking here but dictatorship of the proletariat never referred to one person representing the proletariat.

Fuck off back to your containment website, cumrags.

marxism is the cause of all the world problems

The Soviet Union had no unemployment, though I'd rather not work in a collective farm or salt mine.

It's not a website, it's a board, and it's hardly containment because we're the most active leftist community on the internet (/r/socialism probably has a better hold on "largest")

communism has literally never happened. show me a communist state and i will show you right wingers in disguise. why wont you let communism happen guys? its the logical conclusion to everything.

you are nitpicking with your example as well, the fact is outside relatively small homogeneous populations a "stateless" society has never been achieved, and even the examples you gave were not truly stateless ex the RIA of Makhnovia

> only a slave could ever recognize that being a slave is a crap deal

Lol Rojava is not homogenous at all and I'm fairly certain neither was Makhnovia. Stop with this meme
Yes they had an army, so?

> an organized military ensuring the welfare and function of the citizens/industry of an area is nothing like a state
> quasi-stratocracy[1]
even wikipedia disagrees with you

> small area of Ukraine with only 7m ppl isn't ethnically homogeneous

pretty sure Rojava is democratic socialism as well

its not.

rewarding people the same no matter what they do is retarded.

Wrong.

Also, most retards on this board don't understand that Nazism and Communism are basically the same thing; totalitarian socialistic dictatorship.

Reminder that if you never lived in a communist country it is your moral duty to support communism. You are disgusting FREAKS you capitalist scum.

>QUASI-stratocracy
what do you mean EVEN Wikipedia? The article itself says Makhnov didn't do shit other than run the military
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Good thing that's not what's being proposed

>Puerto Rico
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>rest of Latin America
Yeah, such a great place to live full of non-failing countries

Hope you have cancer

I'm saying wikipedia is pre leftist senpai, I hate to tell you but the military helped ensure the autonomy of a predefined area with borders as well as ensured that the agreements between industry/agriculture were successful and ongoing, ie acted just like any other state would

Says the fucking Czech. Panama is the loser among losers because they've allowed the CIA to run them via remote control for a long ass time.
It didn't really have borders though, Wikipedia is just illustrating it like that to show how much they actually controlled. They called themselves the UKRAINIAN Free Territory.

They didn't do that last bit at all but OK, lol

Also Wikipedia isn't and has never been leftist, it's just left of YOU. As it turns out simple truth has a "liberal" bias because it's to the left of the status quo in many western countries

> simple truth has a liberal bias
when will this meme end, we just saw the libs get btfo'd by statistics

> they didn't do that last bit at all
The suspension of disbelief in the inherent self interest of people is strong with this one

> how much they actually controlled
> they didn't have borders tho

how do you control something without a border to things you don't control??? I don't think you understand how lines of legal demarcation work.